The Chateau Diaries #315 500.000€ spent on the chapel made Saint Joseph drop dead.

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Beachgirl said:
Do you think Ratso was allowed to run around in the kitchen while he had an upset stomach. Marie would have been cooking for the guests.

if Ruby was hungry would he kill and eat a peacock chick.
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Nobody asked, but I rang Ruby to ask him if this were true. He said he absolutely would not eat a peacock chick - he would make a peacock chick his friend and let it cuddle up to him for a cute vid. Only Fanny is too stupid to understand the opportunity. He also says he does not eat mice because he prefers to see them running round the chateau annoying Fanny and Ratso.
 
graciemckitten said:
Why does Stephanie go for her blowup doll surprise face whenever Perma smile gives her a gift? Stephanie has received over 1000 presents in the past 2 to 3 years alone. She has received hundreds of pieces of Porcelain and has purchased hundreds of pieces of porcelain. Loser Philip has
a “ shop” full of discarded porcelain. How much more crap do they need?

I bet they have tried to trade in or resell porcelain crap they no longer want at the new town antique/ crap shop. You know Stephanie purchased the baccarat crystal pieces she wanted from the shop off camera. I still think Snorts sold a bunch of valuable gift grab pieces online. Think of how many expensive antiques and gifts that they received that have never been seen again after being shown on the gift grab Or were ever acknowledged or shown to viewers? I wish the French government would audit her and make her pay taxes on all the gifts she received after instructing viewers how to send presents to intentionally evade French taxation.

Greedy Stephanie seems to forgotten about all the thousands of gifts that she received on the gift grab. She intentionally loves to receive gifts In current cd videos from guests, other chateau owners, and fans to let viewers and patrons know that the gift grab is still open for business off camera.

Why doesn’t she sell unwanted valuable gift grab presents from the gift grab channel to help fund the chapel restoration?
How much auction crap will she bring home from her London storage units?

Think about this. She has a 40 room farmhouse and huge attic with a dozen wardrobes that are so stuffed with crap that she needed 2 huge rusty outdoor storage units in which to put crap.She then has leased storage units in London to store all the extra crap and purchases she cannot fit into her 2/3 bedroom London flat which has not been leased put for the past few years. She has closets stuffed with clothing and possessions in her flat. She also carted crap to South Africa to stuff into her bedroom closets and to spread all over the beach house. Once she revealed the south of France apartment, Snorty starts filling it up with crap. When Pottie cleaned out his Amsterdam flat, he bought armloads of clothing and possessions that Stephanie had left at his flat for over a decade.

One day, we need to add up all the porcelain they have purchased on camera and received thru the gift grab. It is so ironic that they literally have hundreds of porcelain plates, but the entire B and B dinner portions for 12 people could fill only 2 plates.
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It's confirmed! Her only discernible talent is for deceit.
 
Oliver you schmuck
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Karma baby! said:
So I still watch the Pethericks here and there… what’s up with Billy’s bitchy petulant attitude?
It’s like after the church theft fiasco he completely switched to the cocky gear that I’m rich and can do whatever I want and you can’t say tit to me…
I mean… I think he also may be hangry the way he’s shrinking 😆

Oh! Oh! And also… some of you hags doubted when I said Dan gets things done… with the second roof going up, I think it’s time for me to collect my I Told You So cheques… cough up! 😂😂
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Billy is taking his que from Gordon Ramsay, who apparently watched a vlog and liked the channel... or some such tit. Imo Billy's subconscious is thinking, if that obnoxious twit can get away with extraordinarily bad behaviour on camera, so can I. Hence, the belligerence. Something for Ramsay to appreciate.
 
JackSpratt said:
Now I've got this stuck in my head.
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Not quite but the drinkies cabinet did belong to his Nan, it's from the 1950s and it does this (not the actual one as ours if full up)
View attachment 3029630 q he does like to show it off now and again, does that qualify?.

According to him this is the cold cure all so I shall be sampling some later. Had a coughing fit in SuperU, easiest way to clear an aisle:
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He’s a man after my own heart🤣
 
Cleo's Asp said:
I bet former Chef, Maria, is rolling in the aisles when she sees Marie's attempts and listens to her talking about the dishes.
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Again, pretentious wins. Melon balls are dumb fossilized artifacts of feudal kitchens where 14 year olds were indentured apprentices who ate cheese rinds, slept under the kitchen table, turned mushrooms and carved melon balls for seven years before they let them out of the garde manger. If you want to label your food REACH EXCEEDS GRASP put melon balls on it. Stacked.
Also disguises super market produce when France is awash with perfect July melons. Serve cut in half with port in it. In beautiful crescents with prosciutto. Ball nothing.
 
Balmoral said:
Hmmm, there's a pattern to Permasmiley's most generous gift giving. Or she is colluding with the greedy graspers? Remember the red bed which Fraudie 'loved' but didn't buy ? Later 'gifted' by Perma? Now the tureen over which the abstemious asses drooled. Either they didn't want them OR, more likely, purchased them and, in return for Perma to hock her schlock, the gifting pretense is employed. 🤔:m
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Nothing says "Together Forever" like a gift for her and a gift for him on their 'engagement'... No fighting over who gets what I guess...
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Le Baiseur said:
It was a tit salad anyway.
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We know there's one broad bean each and a few peas, so underneath, in that huge terrine is a load of whole lettuce leaves...
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Imperious Me said:
Nothing says "Together Forever" like a gift for her and a gift for him on their 'engagement'... No fighting over who gets what I guess...
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We know there's one broad bean each and a few peas, so underneath, in that huge terrine is a load of whole lettuce leaves...
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ACTUALLY... broad beans, peas and pickled onions don't even make a salad... nobody ate that shite!
 
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C'est moi said:
As it stands there is no renouncing of former nationality when taking another. The EU member states recognise dual nationality. What they don't do, as I understand, is give nationality to a citizen of another EU country. They don't see the point as one EU nationality is the same as another in the Unions eyes. Which is why I don't understand how Despicable fanny has more recently (while the UK was still in the EU) gained nationality from 3 different EU countries - Eire, UK and France! It doesn't add up. Probably more Jarvis lies.
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I've considered getting an Irish passport (Dad was Irish) haven't got any further though.. or if it's even possible.
 
Fennelbug said:
She still will spend her free $$$ on wardrobe and her patreons will gladly pay for it. Can’t wait for the India luxury trip to be revealed….coming very soon. She will lie and say Nick and Marie are footing the bill as ‘make up’ from the Orient Express cancellation. She’ll claim it is for her engagement present. Just wait. That trip is already booked. Snorty can go because Indian Food contains no sesame🙄
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He'll still get the trotts. Delhi Belly, they do like their rich foods.

We went to Goa about 25 years ago, fabulous food.
 
Speaking of Stephanie and Philip living in daily delusional grandeur… Homeworthy just put out an episode that tours the renovated Grey Gardens. It’s beautiful and a bit much, but pretty interesting to see all fixed up. Lalande will never, ever be close to this nice. It will probably never be as nice as when Grey Gardens used to be nasty and dilapidated.
 
Abuela said:
I'm guessing Permasmile also bought the "dick in the box" to be gifted to Snorts for his fall birthday after all its in autumnal colors ! She's such a crafty shopper all ready to host a Chateau Love sales table at Patreon days,bless her heart.
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Gawd you can be sure she pulls out a suitcase full of tat to sell as she 'volunteers' at Patron Day.. Back to the old market flog, "come on Dears, no charge to try them on... Oh, bootuful.. You have to buy it... "
 
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