The Chateau Diaries #315 500.000€ spent on the chapel made Saint Joseph drop dead.

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Perhaps Snorty can match up tiny plates to his new tiny teapot and use the tiny plates for the 75 euro Dump meals so the quantities look larger.
Can you imagine all the Tiny Porcelain plates , cups, tureens etc Snort could fit into the container!!! It would be in the Tiny Millions !
He could shop till he drops buying mini ones Gracie !!
Shame Dingo is back in Oz - he could pack them all in tiny boxes and take them to the container in the forest . Beware the fox . ;)🦊
 
It looked like a pile of Ratso's 💩. It appears he's still sick.
If I've learned anything from HalcyonOrganic is to always look on the bright side. :) So, on the bright side, atleast the blueberry isn't sliced in half! :m

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I like Percy when he's been day drinking with Oncle Stephen!
Can it be deduced why you will NEVER see chocolate mousse served outside its own little dish in a restaurant?
My role model in preventative presentation feints is the customer who insisted that our chicken breast -- carefully taken off the bone, oyster attached, first two wing joints removed, leaving the drumette, by me -- was rabbit.
He was literally inconsolable.
You want to avoid drunks having a nervous breakdown in your dining room.
 
Hi @Karma baby! Welcome back ! I wonder if you tried WALKING in the Louboutins?silly girl, they're only for POSING, preferably on catwalks. Just one more thing, I can ask bc he's your ex but were they for real, the red an'all coming off??

Unfortunately I did walk in them… did a whole event in them silly girl indeed 😂😂
This ex is still one of my dearest friends.. they were real, we bought them together since I had to try them on 😆
 
So dinner was put in front of them, but they have to take their plate to the sideboard to get salad? No salad plates or bowls?
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It was a tit salad anyway.
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Thank you, madam. I have been reading up a bit on it too, seems that dual passport holders may be a target.
If Stephanie Jarvis's residency is the UK for tax purposes and she is just a visitor to France to the shack with dual passports, things may change for her.
Interesting... Would many give up their British passports to stay in France? I have dual in Canada, and I've been here 44 years, it would still be hard to just give up my British one though, even though I doubt I would go back..
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Once again she has changed her bio. Now she has become a greenie again.
Green as in naive, definitely.
Greenie as in being interested in the environment and locally produced food, no.

Is that another burnt lemon curd tart… and what did the other guest get? Maybe she is allergic to egg!.

As for that tureen from permasmile. It is another pretend gift like the red bed. Snorts has to have what he wants, I can see him jumping up and down stamping his pointy slippered foot.
Welcome back Gracie and Karma too. Now where is Just Griftwood?
She got more bleeping melon balls when they had the chocolate poo.. poor thing..
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Why does Stephanie go for her blowup doll surprise face whenever Perma smile gives her a gift? Stephanie has received over 1000 presents in the past 2 to 3 years alone. She has received hundreds of pieces of Porcelain and has purchased hundreds of pieces of porcelain. Loser Philip has
a “ shop” full of discarded porcelain. How much more crap do they need?

I bet they have tried to trade in or resell porcelain crap they no longer want at the new town antique/ crap shop. You know Stephanie purchased the baccarat crystal pieces she wanted from the shop off camera. I still think Snorts sold a bunch of valuable gift grab pieces online. Think of how many expensive antiques and gifts that they received that have never been seen again after being shown on the gift grab Or were ever acknowledged or shown to viewers? I wish the French government would audit her and make her pay taxes on all the gifts she received after instructing viewers how to send presents to intentionally evade French taxation.

Greedy Stephanie seems to forgotten about all the thousands of gifts that she received on the gift grab. She intentionally loves to receive gifts In current cd videos from guests, other chateau owners, and fans to let viewers and patrons know that the gift grab is still open for business off camera.

Why doesn’t she sell unwanted valuable gift grab presents from the gift grab channel to help fund the chapel restoration?
How much auction crap will she bring home from her London storage units?

Think about this. She has a 40 room farmhouse and huge attic with a dozen wardrobes that are so stuffed with crap that she needed 2 huge rusty outdoor storage units in which to put crap.She then has leased storage units in London to store all the extra crap and purchases she cannot fit into her 2/3 bedroom London flat which has not been leased put for the past few years. She has closets stuffed with clothing and possessions in her flat. She also carted crap to South Africa to stuff into her bedroom closets and to spread all over the beach house. Once she revealed the south of France apartment, Snorty starts filling it up with crap. When Pottie cleaned out his Amsterdam flat, he bought armloads of clothing and possessions that Stephanie had left at his flat for over a decade.

One day, we need to add up all the porcelain they have purchased on camera and received thru the gift grab. It is so ironic that they literally have hundreds of porcelain plates, but the entire B and B dinner portions for 12 people could fill only 2 plates.
 
So I still watch the Pethericks here and there… what’s up with Billy’s bitchy petulant attitude?
It’s like after the church theft fiasco he completely switched to the cocky gear that I’m rich and can do whatever I want and you can’t say tit to me…
I mean… I think he also may be hangry the way he’s shrinking 😆

Oh! Oh! And also… some of you hags doubted when I said Dan gets things done… with the second roof going up, I think it’s time for me to collect my I Told You So cheques… cough up! 😂😂
 
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Starting off with an "untraditional caprese salad"... aka not a caprese salad in the slightest.
Dipshit Marie, an untraditional caprese would have at least one major component of a traditional caprese.
Just call your concoction a melon salad.
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This is like Fanny's comparing the cathedral in Vienna to the chapel at Lalande. It's a narc thing. Marie is also emphasizing her creativity and quirkiness. They're batshit, all of them.
 
So I still watch the Pethericks here and there… what’s up with Billy’s bitchy petulant attitude?
It’s like after the church theft fiasco he completely switched to the cocky gear that I’m rich and can do whatever I want and you can’t say tit to me…
I mean… I think he also may be hangry the way he’s shrinking 😆

Oh! Oh! And also… some of you hags doubted when I said Dan gets things done… with the second roof going up, I think it’s time for me to collect my I Told You So cheques… cough up! 😂😂

tzzz, witch. Let’s wait and see if his chateau can stand longer than 5 minutes straight, without the aid of scaffolding and supporting beams.
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Interesting... Would many give up their British passports to stay in France? I have dual in Canada, and I've been here 44 years, it would still be hard to just give up my British one though, even though I doubt I would go back..
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I bet former Chef, Maria, is rolling in the aisles when she sees Marie's attempts and listens to her talking about the dishes.
 
Hello dearies! This stranger is heaps behind in reading… but I just saw an episode of CD where fanny proudly announced her dog has been munching on peacock poo and I just about lost it! Poor Ratso really drew the shortest of the sticks when it came to owners…

Our little dog is just about Ratso’s size, we love him to bits, but the poor thing is dumb as a rock and will not last a day if left to his own devices 😆 and one thing he did all the time when we lived in Vancouver was attempting to eat goose poo which was all over downtown seawall… and I say attempt, because we watched him like a hawk and stopped him if he even tried to go that direction. The tiny size these dogs are, smallest things can be awfully harmful to them… I hate SJ and I hate that I watched another CD vlog because I was bored 🤡

P.S. I see you’re talking about Growing in France. Jack and Becks are awesome and I think Jack looks like Orlando Bloom 🤭

PPS. I’m currently in Orlando for work and BY GOD! How do you Floridans survive this weather all the time? 😭
We don’t go outside unless we’re forced to…. Then it’s just running from one air conditioned place to another…
We went to a farmers market Saturday morning and I was getting a little warm, so I took out my hand fan, that worked so well at cooling me down in Spain a couple of weeks ago, and was like nope! Nothing is going to cool you down when it’s just moving humid hot air around your sweaty face :(

Have fun, let me know if you want some restaurant recs. Somebody Feed Phil did a real Orlando episode (no theme parks) and he had some great spots on the show, including a Philippino Ice Cream shop that has quickly become a favorite!
 
Interesting... Would many give up their British passports to stay in France? I have dual in Canada, and I've been here 44 years, it would still be hard to just give up my British one though, even though I doubt I would go back..
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As it stands there is no renouncing of former nationality when taking another. The EU member states recognise dual nationality. What they don't do, as I understand, is give nationality to a citizen of another EU country. They don't see the point as one EU nationality is the same as another in the Unions eyes. Which is why I don't understand how Despicable fanny has more recently (while the UK was still in the EU) gained nationality from 3 different EU countries - Eire, UK and France! It doesn't add up. Probably more Jarvis lies.
 
I can vouch for this! When I first got interested in gardening over 30 years ago, there was a guy who was very popular here in the US (he was an older gentleman, I cannot remember his name), but he advocated all sorts of home-made remedies to help in the garden. There are a couple of his recipes that I still use today, and one of them is the bicarb of soda, with a bit of dish soap and water to dilute and a splash of Listerine. It keeps mildew prone plants mildew-free! My huge clump of Monarda is rarely affected by mildew anymore because I use this regularly from the time it is a foot high. He also had a natural remedy for getting rid of pests (the bug kind) that employs a similar concoction, without the bicarb. You soak four or five tobacco pouches in water, dilute it with a little more water and add the dish soap and Listerine and it works - I am able to effectively control cucumber beetles that plague my garden! You have to be careful with the tobacco concoction - it will kill every living bug as nicotine is fairly powerful, and some of those bugs are good for the plants.
What gets rid of earwigs? I swear it's them eating my flowers.. my baskets are dying, some are just stalks now :confused:
 
FRK - pay attention - this is a caprese salad
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This is a caprese salad
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This too is a caprese salad
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This is melon balls in a soup bowl - this is not a Caprese Salad, traditional or untraditional!
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Ottolenghi is the salad man, as far as I can make out. Too lazy to check out Chez Panisse Fruit.....*
Here is an Ottolenghi melon salad with courgette and preserved lemon dressing.
https://www.12ft.io/https://www.the...a-cream-butterhead-apple-dressing-breadcrumbs
Also, the black vegans led by Bryant Terry are making absolutely delectable Afro/Caribbean fusion recipes.
Terry's warm salad recipes:
https://www.12ft.io/https://www.the...peanut-pesto-dirty-cauliflower-tempeh-porcini
Here's Denai Moore's Jamaican style melon/chayote recipe.
Her website:
Marie, these recipes -- and the whole universe of culinary education you are lacking, and which your stunted creativity is insufficient to replace -- are free on line.
Do better, stop shaming yourself, the culinary school you attended so briefly, and stop screwing your customers, shamelessly, on camera.
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*David Tanis is the most influential former Chez Panisse chef writing recipes now.
Here's his melon salad recipe.
 
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Why does Stephanie go for her blowup doll surprise face whenever Perma smile gives her a gift? Stephanie has received over 1000 presents in the past 2 to 3 years alone. She has received hundreds of pieces of Porcelain and has purchased hundreds of pieces of porcelain. Loser Philip has
a “ shop” full of discarded porcelain. How much more crap do they need?

I bet they have tried to trade in or resell porcelain crap they no longer want at the new town antique/ crap shop. You know Stephanie purchased the baccarat crystal pieces she wanted from the shop off camera. I still think Snorts sold a bunch of valuable gift grab pieces online. Think of how many expensive antiques and gifts that they received that have never been seen again after being shown on the gift grab Or were ever acknowledged or shown to viewers? I wish the French government would audit her and make her pay taxes on all the gifts she received after instructing viewers how to send presents to intentionally evade French taxation.

Greedy Stephanie seems to forgotten about all the thousands of gifts that she received on the gift grab. She intentionally loves to receive gifts In current cd videos from guests, other chateau owners, and fans to let viewers and patrons know that the gift grab is still open for business off camera.

Why doesn’t she sell unwanted valuable gift grab presents from the gift grab channel to help fund the chapel restoration?
How much auction crap will she bring home from her London storage units?

Think about this. She has a 40 room farmhouse and huge attic with a dozen wardrobes that are so stuffed with crap that she needed 2 huge rusty outdoor storage units in which to put crap.She then has leased storage units in London to store all the extra crap and purchases she cannot fit into her 2/3 bedroom London flat which has not been leased put for the past few years. She has closets stuffed with clothing and possessions in her flat. She also carted crap to South Africa to stuff into her bedroom closets and to spread all over the beach house. Once she revealed the south of France apartment, Snorty starts filling it up with crap. When Pottie cleaned out his Amsterdam flat, he bought armloads of clothing and possessions that Stephanie had left at his flat for over a decade.

One day, we need to add up all the porcelain they have purchased on camera and received thru the gift grab. It is so ironic that they literally have hundreds of porcelain plates, but the entire B and B dinner portions for 12 people could fill only 2 plates.
People with addictions like impulsive shopping and hoarding, get an initial rush of adrenaline at the moment of purchase or when they open a gift. After that, unless it's a dress or something Fanny uses to make herself appear attractive or admired in some way, the stuff will just be shoved away in a cupboard and completely forgotten. The sad thing is that so many people have sent her their family heirlooms and some spent a lot of money buying expensive items: porcelain, silverware, jewellery, etc., and also paid huge shipping costs. The vast majority of all those things, plus the stuff she bought for herself, has never, ever, seen the light of day since. Even if she wanted to, she couldn't possibly use it all. Surely, the donors see this for themselves. Some must surely feel sad about it and wonder where it is; surely some of them must realise how much money they have wasted. I think it's absolutely despicable how little she respects those donors.
 
tzzz, witch. Let’s wait and see if his chateau can stand longer than 5 minutes straight, without the aid of scaffolding and supporting beams.

Hey! I said nothing about the chateau staying up… the bet was on him actually putting a roof on it… and I think I better collect before he gets to the tower because things can go down at that stage… literally 😬🤭
 
Unfortunately she probably won’t need to buy a raincoat or umbrella.
She still will spend her free $$$ on wardrobe and her patreons will gladly pay for it. Can’t wait for the India luxury trip to be revealed….coming very soon. She will lie and say Nick and Marie are footing the bill as ‘make up’ from the Orient Express cancellation. She’ll claim it is for her engagement present. Just wait. That trip is already booked. Snorty can go because Indian Food contains no sesame🙄
 
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