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The Chateau Diaries #299 The only culture found this winter in the shitoo was scraped off the filthy floor
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Lochness Monster
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Has the dump pump been dusted off, as Amaury is away and Trixie will not be able to start the annual excitement of the fountain being put on. Normally there are slaves to jet wash and scrub the monstrosity before the season too.There is no way they could ever maintain a water pump and a waterfall. It is a pain in the ass to do that just in my mother’s koi pond. You have to replace motors every couple of years, filters get screwed up and clogged up with leaves, frogs occasionally, etc. They require constant ongoing maintenance and attention.
I saw where she was filming the koi and the koi pond. If she had a koi pond, you must have a system to aerate the water at all times above freezing, either with a waterfall or water aerator pumps of some type. If the waterfall or water aeration pumps stop working, the koi will suffocate and die. You have to keep the water clean and at a certain ph level.
I can see Fanny now, laughing at koi gasping for breath at the surface of the water. She will probably FaceTime Pottie, Mummy, and Baghead to show them gasping fish and they will all laugh at their memories of the pond fish gasping for air and dying after Pottie and Baghead opened the sluice and drained the pond instead of maintaining it and Pottie grabbed fish to cook at the Dump and Stephanie went to take a nap.
Davy, if you read here, don’t do it. It will be just like the chicken massacre, just with koi. They won’t feed the koi, clean the pond, safeguard them from predators, including Ratso. Hawks, heron, foxes, etc. will try to eat the koi. Netting would have to be put over the pond to try to safeguard to fish, which Fanny will not do, because it won’t look pretty. They can’t even clean and maintain one small fountain in front of the Dump and Frankenfraudie is too cheap to even turn it on most of the time.
Koi are a commitment. They can live over 100 years and people actually will their koi to others upon their death.
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A silver bleeping lining! I would say that China was always on the cards for this trip. Huge Grunt will be exhausted. Physically and mentally.
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That statement gives me comfort knowing she's trapped in a living hell of her own making!graciemckitten
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Add to this KiKi Gees 2021 and 2023 birthday gifts to Stephanie from Snorty:
August, 2021 birthday gift from Snorty to Fanny
The Souleiado bag that BJJ gave her costs 160 Euros, quite a lot for an unlined cotton bag but it was lovely
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August, 2023 birthday present from Snorty to Fanny
VICTORIAN Oversized Gold & Citrine Spinner Fob
$1,750.00Price
Sold without the chain...
+ cost of chain
She only wore the day she received it and never wore it again on video. Just like the $1500+ Vienna Couture dress and the $1,000 3rd anniversay gifts from Snorty ( shoes and purse below, dress not shown)
Here is the 2022 Valentine’s gift from Snorty to Fanny:
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About the Koi Carp pond... Yes, I too can see the installation of it. However, I don't think Ratso will have time to eat them. Despicable fanny will drain it first.I got my crystal ball out ...... Pekey Predicts
There will be a koi carp pond but the fish will be gone in around a week .... Ratso !
FRK will have a big old tantie and stomp off to the UK ..... Fanny and Snorts are now cooking for the B&B.
Nutti and Bun Boy will be expecting a baby and will live near his family . So the heating and panelling will never be done.
Squirrel Boyfriend/Fiance and Fanny will BREAK UP ....... yes I see it in the ball !!!!
Bag Head will sell his share of the farmhouse.
There will be a "cave in" somewhere in the farmhouse ...... the ball is not telling me where - its gone cloudy ! So...... end of the predictions- sorry.
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I'm here for her flippy flappy facial lips. I will laugh my nuts off. The other lips are already flippy flappy. Especially after her soujourn in Japan and China with Huge Grunt.If she keeps having overfilled lips then surely the skin will keep stretching, what happens when she gives up on the lip fillers. Do the lips just revert to normal again or will she be left with flabby lip skin.
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She could save the bother of having to apply lip liner herself and get them tattooed.
Toys in the attic
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Has the Lalalande b&b season started yet? Will fans expecting to meet and have dinner with SJ this weekend have to make do with Miss Chatelaine wearing one of Fanny's dresses instead?
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That was so boring I never made it past the sitting room.
JackSpratt
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It's just a festering mess, a bit like the owner and it's sidekick.
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I think change is in the air. This is one of the.first times she has traveled on her own. Maybe she needed to prove to herself she doesn't need Snorts.Imagine falling under the spell of the teenage Rasputin after only weeks!
What a gullible fool she is.
He has no looks, intelligence, charm, talent, education, experience, character, prospects, or, most importantly to her - money. You’ve got to hand it to him, really. His fawning ego-stroking campaign was a stroke of some sort of evil genius.
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I was waiting for it. I thought either she's going to mention the beef curtains or it will be me
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I could never imagine having any fillers or botox injected into my face. Having had to undergo 2 biopsies from different parts of my face and another from my neck that were just so painful. One of the biopsies for my face resulted in having to have a tumour removed from my left cheek. The operation to do that is basically the same as a face-lift but I didn't need or have the stretch or pulling. It was very unpleasant.I am fortunate to have big ol fat heart-shaped lips. I was teased pretty badly as a youngster but I’m happy now because they never thinned (I’m 54). I have crows feet too but I don’t care! Just means I smile a lot!My mother used to tell me that when I was a baby whenever they were dry she’d put Vaseline on them to keep them soft and she had wanted me to have pretty heart shaped lips and a beauty mark off to the side. I have both because I think my mama willed that tit into existence!
I don't have a needle phobia. I have no problem watching when the nurse comes to take blood. I recently had a cortisone injection (the French insist on calling it an infusion. It's not a cup of bleeping herbal tea. It's a syringe with a needle on it and the plunger is pressed to put the liquid on the inside. Ergo, it is an injection.), not my first and not the first in this knee. It. bleeping. Hurt. And everytime I have one, It. bleeping. Hurts. So I'm damned if I'm going to have jolop injected into my face. Besides, I'm actually quite happy with my face. Beginning to look a bit like my mother, and elder brother, but that can't be helped. Genes I guess. I just make the effort to smile more.
Despicable fanny must be so insecure and frightened for a lonely future that she's doing this tit to herself at 50!
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Christmas 2022 ( the Christmas the Puffs brought a $2400 ham to the Dump)
Gifts from Snorty to Fanny:
$100 bottle of Chanel gold body oil ( that is $100 for 8.4 ounces or 250 mlChanel No 5 glitter body oil
Cabbage plates for Fanny
Fanny bought Snorts the golden feather broach from an auction. He wears it all the time pinned to whatever sweater he borrowed from Stephanie that day.
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Christmas 2021
gift from Fanny to Snorty
gift from Snorts to Fanny
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We got to the hydrofoil terminal at Portsmouth one evening and himself realised he'd packed no grundies. We were with a huge group of friends all meeting up at the terminal and there was quite a queue for passport and customs and loading hadn't started. So, without explanation to any of our friends he turned the car round and drove back home so he could get them. Our friends were gobsmacked at our unexpected departure, so when they saw us again on the very boat they'd been queueing for they nearly fell overboard. We only lived 30 minutes straight up the A3 door to door so, to us, it made sense.
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When pulling up 2021 Christmas present info, ran across this old post.
December 22, 2021 Clara post.
I can vouch for both assumptions: she is sending gifts to herself and she has fake patrons. In her inner circle these are known facts.
December 22, 2021 Clara post.
I can vouch for both assumptions: she is sending gifts to herself and she has fake patrons. In her inner circle these are known facts.
The Chateau Diaries #98 The Devil Wears Emmaus
SJ is so damn lazy. She always waits to take it down hoping some shmuck at the shanty will do it for her. Well, if she waits until February she surely won't film it since it will be sticks without needles by then! Of course, she will be off to Venice ( oh how I hope that trip gets...
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