The Chateau Diaries #296 Will the grand salon fall before the mayonnaise jar tower?

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@carolinegooder7091
43 minutes ago
Stephanie stated years ago that one of Philip's roles was to be the Chateau's interior decorator. It is up to Stephanie to decide if she takes his advice or not. My sister had to be in sweat pants and sleep in the car unless she was driving due to car sickness. To each their own
The fact that “Caroline Gooder” can write this with a “straight” face is nauseating. Philip’s “role” is interior decorator. What a joke. How can some kid from the Netherlands who was a boy band singer and “actor” possibly know anything about good taste and interior design for a French “chateau?” When he and Fanny “marry” will he even seek her approval to make decisions anymore? The whole thing is a complete joke. 🤮😡
 
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10 hours ago
Are Stephanie and Philip a couple?

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@lindalord9927
26 minutes ago
I love you guys and your wonderful chateau and work eethic. However I can't stand the lazy grifters Stephanie and Phillip since their buy a star scam. They spent the money donated by grieving fans on themselves and expensive flights, hotels, clothes and antiques. Disgusting
Hilarious that every course of Anna's lovely dinner contained butter, cheese or yogurt for dairy allergic Snorts 😂 🤢💩💩💩
 
@carolinegooder7091
43 minutes ago
Stephanie stated years ago that one of Philip's roles was to be the Chateau's interior decorator. It is up to Stephanie to decide if she takes his advice or not. My sister had to be in sweat pants and sleep in the car unless she was driving due to car sickness. To each their own
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Jun 22, 2021
From the gift grab live chat...
Philip Janssen Steph is driving, we’re travelling to another mystery chateau! (Château de la Ruche)
Philip Janssen @Sarah Yates I know, just a little secret between all of us here in Cadeaux
Philip Janssen @bee french Yes! I’m usually the one in contact with the château owners
Philip Janssen I feel a bit carsick being in the premiere, so I’m sorry if I’m missing any messages!
Philip Janssen This is the second Cadeaux I’ve edited without Stephanie checking it, has anyone got any feedback?
Philip Janssen I’m so sorry guys, I feel really carsick, so I’m heading out x
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The fact that “Caroline Gooder” can write this with a “straight” face is nauseating. Philip’s “role” is interior decorator. What a joke. How can some kid from the Netherlands who was a boy band singer and “actor” possibly know anything about good taste and interior design for a French “chateau?” When he and Fanny “marry” will he even seek her approval to make decisions anymore? The whole thing is a complete joke. 🤮😡
Imagine how the prancing pygmy of interior design that is Pubes feels when he goes to somewhere like the Smugs and beholds well thought out schemes, which ooze individuality and style and where things are all measured and fit and that jobs get finished. At this point all the renovations and decorating jobs at La Lande are a joke the finish is a joke. It is all giddy excitement choosing things but nothing is ever followed through to completion.
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927
59 minutes ago
I love you guys and your wonderful chateau and work eethic. However I can't stand the lazy grifters Stephanie and Phillip since their buy a star scam. They spent the money donated by grieving fans on themselves and expensive flights, hotels, clothes and antiques. Disgusting





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@Mr19377
15 minutes ago
I think they are using the star money for chapel reno, yet they are using all the patreon money to staff, luxury items and travelling. No renovations has happend all these years. They are visiting now just to grift more.
 
Caroline Gooder is not understanding that an interior decorator consults with the owner. Stephanie freely/deliberately showed Philip directing Amaury’s daily work in changing out the lights and her being surprised by it. She agreed to it in the end. Why doesn’t he order the steel beam for the big lounge room? Or paint a window? Or clean? Or a million things he could be doing as the farmhouse’s dedicated interior designer.

On another topic Puy Vidal released an interesting video - they have discovered their whole property inside and out, including furnishings is historically registered. Not just the outside as they thought. They have worked through it, but a big miss by notaries, estate agents, etc and themselves. I’m surprised it wasn’t listed on Philip’s clipboard when he consulted with them.
 
On another topic Puy Vidal released an interesting video - they have discovered their whole property inside and out, including furnishings is historically registered. Not just the outside as they thought. They have worked through it, but a big miss by notaries, estate agents, etc and themselves. I’m surprised it wasn’t listed on Philip’s clipboard when he consulted with them.
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Caroline Gooder is not understanding that an interior decorator consults with the owner. Stephanie freely/deliberately showed Philip directing Amaury’s daily work in changing out the lights and her being surprised by it. She agreed to it in the end. Why doesn’t he order the steel beam for the big lounge room? Or paint a window? Or clean? Or a million things he could be doing as the farmhouse’s dedicated interior designer.

On another topic Puy Vidal released an interesting video - they have discovered their whole property inside and out, including furnishings is historically registered. Not just the outside as they thought. They have worked through it, but a big miss by notaries, estate agents, etc and themselves. I’m surprised it wasn’t listed on Philip’s clipboard when he consulted with them.
an interior designer needs a good eye something I don't think you can learn. An interior designer also understands that things need to be practical and work so that you're comfortable. Nothing can even function on a practical level at La Lande every surface is jammed with tit. I know the aesthetic Fanny and Snorts want-they want the evolved look but are incapable of achieving it because they have really bad taste.
 
The fact that “Caroline Gooder” can write this with a “straight” face is nauseating. Philip’s “role” is interior decorator. What a joke. How can some kid from the Netherlands who was a boy band singer and “actor” possibly know anything about good taste and interior design for a French “chateau?” When he and Fanny “marry” will he even seek her approval to make decisions anymore? The whole thing is a complete joke. 🤮😡
It's a delicious joke though. Between the two of them, they are racing to the end. The more duck ups, the more serious results of their actions (or non-action) i.e deaths, taking from vulnerable people and lying about the spending, animal neglect, friend neglect, then the quicker the shits will fall.

I don't care if the pile collapses, I don't care that Stephanie Jarvis looks haggard and old and the village idiot boyfriend is a loser, I do care about the people she has shat over for the sake of money. It won't end well for her.
 
It's a delicious joke though. Between the two of them, they are racing to the end. The more duck ups, the more serious results of their actions (or non-action) i.e deaths, taking from vulnerable people and lying about the spending, animal neglect, friend neglect, then the quicker the shits will fall.

I don't care if the pile collapses, I don't care that Stephanie Jarvis looks haggard and old and the village idiot boyfriend is a loser, I do care about the people she has shat over for the sake of money. It won't end well for her.
Well it is quite clear that Stephanie is not a happy lady already. She is crippled with anxiety and very lonely and desperate. I am sad the building is in such a perilous state because it could be a lovely house. Watching the new Australian and his German girlfriend I am of the opinion all the Chateauverse bar Amanda and Lincoln are huge egotists.
 
Well it is quite clear that Stephanie is not a happy lady already. She is crippled with anxiety and very lonely and desperate. I am sad the building is in such a perilous state because it could be a lovely house. Watching the new Australian and his German girlfriend I am of the opinion all the Chateauverse bar Amanda and Lincoln are huge egotists.
Could you imagine a real man like Lincoln carrying on like that idiot PhiPhi? Could you imagine Amanda and Lincoln speaking to us from their bed?

I have watched the Aussies and I think their house is gorgeous. I won't be watching anymore, those people are not my cup of tea.

There are another couple Brit/Aussie in Portugal- she is a real Aussie chick. Gets dirty, is skilled in so many areas, pretty blunt, and no bullshit.
 
We saw Toncle driving off in Andrew’s Porsche… how did Fanny get it.
Why is Toncles Merc under cover at the dump if that’s what it is.
So Snorts now has sole use of the fiesta. Is he allowed to drive the Porsche?
I have lost count the times that Porsche has been photographed at the dump.
Why would Andrew leave his car with them?

They have been in the UK for months whilst Andrew manages the care home as his mums had a hip operation. I also think they realised vlogging was hard work. Another couple who were encouraged to vlog by Fanny . They only saw her patron dollars not the impact on their lives with intrusions and exhaustion.
Fanny was wearing an elasticated skirt and flat shoes and long sleeved pjs at night. Snorts has made her become his Granny.

Fanny said we are staying TWO nights with Anna and Phillip. Where else had they been? . Sabina had to come because FRK would be on her own.
I see the patron vlog with Ombeline was filmed on the same day as heading to Anna’s chateau.

This is the beginning of the get aways in haste between bnb guests.
 

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Totally agree. As soon as I see that somebody on Youtube has gone down the grifting route I unsubscribe and move on elsewhere. There are plenty of interesting vloggers out there now, and a lot of them believe (as I do too) that good quality vlogs will, with time, patience and hard work, bring in the subscribers and so bring in an income for them through 'likes' and 'subscribes', and comments to spread the word.

A bit off topic but sort of relevant. I was really angry to see something recently posted by one of our VIPs @M&MsMom on Nicki Positano's thread. I hope they don't mind me sharing it here :):

It was a copy of a message posted on Patreon by Nicki Storey addressed to all her new 'non-paying' members. She seemed surprised that Patreon had changed their rules so that non-payers could join in (even though it would boost her numbers of members and make her seem more popular - good free PR). She seemed annoyed that they could be patrons of hers and yet not pay any money. Her attitude is IMO appalling, and just shows how up-herself she has become.

Here is the message that Nicki had for her new patrons:

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In other words: 'you are not getting anything for free from me - you will be ignored unless you send me money' !!

What a nasty piece of work she is. I used to think her a cut above the Fannys of this world: a grifter but with a bit more of a heart. But seeing this message has put her right down to the bottom of the pile for me, competing for the lowest place with Ms Jarvis.
I think NP has often shown a quite aggressive manner. Her pre-recorded introduction is rushed through as though she is bored with it and can't be bothered to make it sound friendly and interesting. She is often very short with Carlo and looks as if she wishes he'd stop talking. I imagine she rates herself as rather better than him; he may not be too bright but he's certainly a lot more likeable than she is.She responds very badly to anyone making suggestions. She asks for feedback on what she's doing with the house but then resents it if anyone disagrees with her. She doesn't seem to have much taste or to be interested in what it looks like so it's odd that she reacts in that way. She speaks as if it's her house but Carlo has done a tremendous amount of work on it and is very supportive of her.
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Gawd! What do they both look like? Fanny looks like an old Granny - really ancient, and Snorty's hair looks if it's about to take off!
 
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I had to laugh. Fanny zooming in on St Cecelia. Telling viewers Steve had painted the face. A comment says she looks like Sara…that’s what artists do , paint in the likeness of someone they love!!!

Does Fanny think by filming from her bed gives viewers the impression she works from dawn til dusk?

Any guessing as to who will turn up for the Easter pahtee. No tables for lunch outside this year as the dangers of the tumbling terrace one side of the dump and orange fence the other.
They could use the expensive pergola in the vegetable garden but probably too lazy to walk that far.
Will Fanny use any of those chocolate moulds she found that hadn’t been used and she had forgotten about. ?
 
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I thought putting your daughters in that room was desperate. 👇
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Please look at Patreon Daily / All.
I think people are just realising why would they pay to renovate someone else's home. These two between them put out one flog a week. They are not reliant on Patreon only, they have their candles and also their print workshops, but you know what they can always get a job or re open the B n B

How has Fanny been renting that room out with a manky bit of old lace curtain covering the wall. She should never have. removed the fitted cupboard, like everything she does she doesn't think it through
 
As of my posting this, the number of dislikes on the Fleuries' vlog with Fanny and Snorts has reached 712.

Fanny's last vlog to have an operational like/dislike counter now stands at 1,121 dislikes.

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Surely other chateaux owners, like the Fleuries, will realise how their reputations will be affected if they continue to associate with the dishonest layabouts. Sadly, the Put Vidal lot don't seem to have learnt from the reactions when they used PJ as a "design consultant". They are intelligent and have eyes and ears, why don't they use them? The two Chateau DIY people who seem to have cut all connection with the gruesome twosome are Erin and Rebecca and their partners, and they have always seemed to be the most upright and tasteful chateaux owners. Good for them! It seems that George and Sarah have now also cut ties. The Fleuries should take note.
 
It's a delicious joke though. Between the two of them, they are racing to the end. The more duck ups, the more serious results of their actions (or non-action) i.e deaths, taking from vulnerable people and lying about the spending, animal neglect, friend neglect, then the quicker the shits will fall.

I don't care if the pile collapses, I don't care that Stephanie Jarvis looks haggard and old and the village idiot boyfriend is a loser, I do care about the people she has shat over for the sake of money. It won't end well for her.

I think that goes for most of us and it can't come quick enough.

Whoever Caroline Gooder is, IT is so deserving of a punch in the face. Equally deserving is Snorts. That bleeping title alone pissed me off before I even began the speed watch. Reunited with Ziggy, pity that pretentious prick doesn't show that much of excitement and concern for his own dog that he wanted SO badly. I bet he's hoping it runs away because Mummy didn't by him the sort of dog he wanted.

I bleeping hate them and all they stand for. The hangers on don't fair much better in my books either.

a brief off topic

Our run of tit news just continues here 2022, 2023 and now 2024. Mr Spratt's cousin (like another brother to him) who was only 59, has just died from cancer, having only received the diagnosis in January this year.

I hope all these grifters get their just desserts.
 
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