The Chateau Diaries #296 Will the grand salon fall before the mayonnaise jar tower?

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Phillip cannot keep the tit eating grin off his face as the gruesome twosome pretended that they sleep in the same bed. He cannot even keep a straight face being in the same bed as a woman, especially one who is old enough to be his mother. Is he afraid she will attack him in bed so he is hiding behind the duvet? Or does Pottie do the same when in bed with Fanny and Snorts is imitating Pottie again?



Was Amaury mocking Ñutty or Fanny with his facial expressions and words around 8:46?
 
One last exchange for posterity from the Fleuries' YT comments:

@moxielouise
2 hours ago
I wish you and the rest of the owners would stop kowtowing to these two. Seriously, it's like watching the unpopular kids kiss up to the quarterback and head cheerleader in hopes their luck will rub off on them. Each channel has its own vibe, own it and move forward. No one needs more of them

@annemiekvandorp4457
2 hours ago
I had to look up the word "cowtowing" to decide that I disagree with you, Louise. All these chateau owners have a good time when they visit eachother. What is wrong with that? These people are constructive, positive, cheerful, funny and they are all working real hard to preserve a lot of chateaus that were in a state of decay. I think that is wonderful. They are not "kissing up", they are making this world a little better and more beautiful. How about you? What is your contribution? Regards from The Netherlands.

@laurarobertson7294
2 hours ago
Stephanie and Phillip do not work hard . At all . They are grifters and basically are con artists. They are avaricious, unscrupulous, shallow,amoral people. Their recent ‘Buy a Star’scheme is an example of their revolting behaviour. They also began their long con by saying they would use Patreon donations for renovations on her large farmhouse ; barely any have been done and they have actually used and hurt and hurt people and taken advantage of many . They are users and lazy , slothful and funnily enough absolutely terrible hosts !!! They are not good people.

@moxielouise
1 hour ago
@annemiekvandorp4457 thanks for your counter response anne and believe it or not I am one who used to stick up for CD from its detractors. Do I feel that same opinion now? Not as much. It's the 'VIP' everyone gives them and the fawning on the every word they say as if it's written in stone that gets under my skin (in addition to the lengthy list of unfinished projects, repeated wasteful spending, lack of personal participation (moving furniture and hanging wallpaper doesn't count) etc. If they actually continued to work on these things themselves and finished them then I would have so much more respect. I meant it when I said that each channel is unique and not all, or any, should try to emulate CD. My point of view isn't shared by everyone but I am not alone in having it.
 
Fanny is now hawking a $100 to $399 pen?WTF? So the Dump crew only writes with $100+ hoverpens?

Fanny is writing with the $99 or $159 hover pen in neptune blue, She says Snorts has one in red but it doesn’t look like the company makes the pen and red. Is she lying once again? Nutty has one in black.

Look at the bullshit that comes tumbling out of her mouth. Evidently, the reason why she doesn’t get any projects done around the dump is because she’s too distracted by her new pricey pen. Someone needs to take her new pen away from her and maybe she’ll start getting projects completed at the dump.

novium have kindly offered to
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sponsor today's video with this ad the
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entire household is completely obsessed
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with these pens
I have one nattie's got
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one on her desk philli loves his they
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are amazing they just sit in this
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beautiful orb and they hover magically
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in front of you I just stare at it and
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stare at it which is bad cuz I should be
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getting on with work my pen over here it
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writes lovely

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮THERE ARE NO RED HOVERPENS. The company does not make the pen in red color.WTF? She cannot stop lying, ever.

it's clearly your pen cuz
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they've all got different colors mine's
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black yours is BL you've got the red of
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course you've got the red
this is the
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interstellar Edition
……..
this is the
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interstellar Edition and you'll notice
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I'm sure you knew the moment you saw it
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that the tilt of it is
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23.5° the same as the axis of the earth
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what I thought the first I oh that's the
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same of course
of course Natty's pen is
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a roller ball pen but this one is
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interchangeable so I'm using it as the
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fountain pen I absolutely love it and
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you can even get them in a Premium
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Edition with 18 karat gold or with an
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embedded Shard of meteorite to
really

 
Interesting that Anna wouldn’t put her face on camera as she congratulated the unhappy couple on their fake engagement on camera. Do you think she was laughing as she spoke? Look at the faces of the gruesome twosome.


They knew that engagement comment was coming. She started jiggling her shoulders before Anna said, we've got a lot to celebrate . . . staged.
 
Surely they'll see the amount of people who dislike Fanny and Snorts... these 'thumbs down' in only 6 hours!!

I suspect this is the end of their acquaintanceship. 🤣🤣🤣
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Fanny is now hawking a $100 to $399 pen?WTF? So the Dump crew only writes with $100+ hoverpens?

Fanny is writing with the $99 or $159 hover pen in neptune blue, She says Snorts has one in red but it doesn’t look like the company makes the pen and red. Is she lying once again? Nutty has one in black.


Poor Marie doesn't get a pen. She's only allowed to use chalk to write the shopping list.
 
Just fast forwarded thru PeePee and Fanny showing up in the middle of the night at the Smugs...and her face ( Fanny's, that is) is BEET red! Is she using that face thing too much???? Was this visit weeks ago after having another bungled face/skin procedure??? A really intensive dermabrasion?
What is the deal? I used to think she wasn't blending her mismatched foundation onto her neck area. But that is not the issue. Maybe she really is blood related to Gerry....half sister and they both inherited that skin issue. Gerry's is much worse but he is much older than she is.
She likely has rosacea like her twin Gerry. She needs to see a dermatologist and try different medications that may be able to tone down her redness. The Forea device is probably aggravating her skin further, making it redder.

Forea Device:” Do not use the device to treat rosacea, moles, warts, open sores, cancerous lesions, or any skin condition.”

She drinks like a fish.Alcohol, especially red wine, beer, bourbon, gin, vodka or champagne cause rosacea flare ups.
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I suspect this is the end of their acquaintanceship. 🤣🤣🤣
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Poor Marie doesn't get a pen. She's only allowed to use chalk to write the shopping list.
She probably has to forage in the dump trash cans to find empty ink pens that were thrown away by the gruesome twosome and she has to refill them with a makeshift ink made up from expired beet juice.
 
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Fanny is now hawking a $100 to $399 pen?WTF? So the Dump crew only writes with $100+ hoverpens?

Fanny is writing with the $99 or $159 hover pen in neptune blue, She says Snorts has one in red but it doesn’t look like the company makes the pen and red. Is she lying once again? Nutty has one in black.




Nati's pen wasn't black! On the Novium website, the color is called "Mars Magma"

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user-oi7dx8tu1f
34 minutes ago
Bed scene: TMI

@paulawynne6420
2 hours ago
Cold Phillip?
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susanakurdi3563
42 minutes ago
Lancelot gets left too much i think,you could have taken him with you

lovereikiASMR222
41 minutes ago
Lancelot should be watched at all times

lovereikiASMR222
53 minutes ago (edited)
Please get Lancelot a GPS devise for his collar so if he does escape from the chateaux you’ll be able to track where he is. A dog his size should never be outside alone as large birds like hawks can easily carry him away.

@paulakershaw5452
1 hour ago
Why didn’t you take your dog with you?


@pampamela636
1 hour ago
So many mentioned about gps for dog or apple pod but look like they don't read all the reviews SO SAD
 

These carolinegooder replies are a new low for Stephanie Jarvis and Philip Janssen. Imagine the gall needed to monitor comments about themselves and respond to them ON SOMEONE ELSE'S YOUTUBE CHANNEL!

The funny thing is Fanny and Snorts are powerless to take them down. What are they going to do? Phone the Fleuries and say "Your viewers are not being nice to us. Please remove the trolls' comments immediately" ???

With the number of dislikes rising, I wouldn't be surprised if the Fleuries decide to take down the entire vlog and write the experience off as a big mistake.

Keep up the good work, @laurarobertson7294 ❤

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UPDATE: I wrote too soon. One of lauraroberton7294's replies to a carolinegooder comment was just removed (the gooder comment I quoted earlier about the Fleuries not coming to the HMN for Easter)! I was just getting ready to post laurarobertson7294's reply and it disappeared. It was good!
 
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I don't know what happened. @laurarobertson7294's comment was there one minute and then gone the next.

Well, it's back:

@carolinegooder7091
2 hours ago
I had hoped you would be at Lalande for Easter as I love to see your kids at the Easter egg hunt, but understand you need to be at home working on the Chateau.

@laurarobertson7294
1 hour ago
Of course they wouldn’t take their precious children to such an unsafe building as LaLande and unlike you grifters Caroline ( aka Phillip & Stephameme) -they enjoy and take pride in working . Steph and Phillip are Con Artists and lazy do-nothing talentless moochers. Yuck!

À demain.
 
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