The Chateau Diaries #289 Teabag has a brother who is a Tealeaf

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ComtesseRose said:
PhiPhimodo doesn't need a prenup. He'll outlive all the current owners of the farmhouse.
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A tattler had posted (sorry I can't remember who) that pre nups are not a thing in France. Belongings and property owned by one party remain theirs if the marriage is to break down, any thing after the marriage ceremony is jointly owned... I think I got that right... correct me if I'm wrong. 💜
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MRShavershamsdress said:
That is the face of a man who has just told his prospective in-laws “ha ha, duck you, I win!”
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It so is 😂
 
LittleMore Cottage said:
So back to the banana drink with Potts. Did she say she was intermittent fasting and could not have solid food until Dinner but drinks what she wants during the day? If so that's not fasting it's just not eating solid food. Fasting is consuming nothing that can be used as fuel by the body. So water , coffee, tea but nothing in them and she uses milk in her tea. She is really a dummy and needs supervision, but Snorts best laugh I have had in a long while.
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I think it was tongue in cheek.. 💜
 
Freesia54 said:
A tattler had posted (sorry I can't remember who) that pre nups are not a thing in France. Belongings and property owned by one party remain theirs if the marriage is to break down, any thing after the marriage ceremony is jointly owned... I think I got that right... correct me if I'm wrong. 💜
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Yes. My point was à la Saltburn. PhiPhimodo will outlive all the owners and the farmhouse will be his.
Baghead doesn't have children - I don't expect Antoine to want that mill stone around his neck.
Potts doesn't have children.
Fanny doesn't have children.
Nobody other than PhiPhimodo to stake their claim.
 
I know PhiPhi is simply swamped with all the seating charts and reception choices he has to make for the big day. To help ease the load I’ve narrowed down the choice of ideas to finish off Fanny’s ring. First we have a shard of glass from one of PhiPhi’s precious colored wine glasses that he broke in a fit of pique after catching Fanny in flagrante delicto with Potty. Hell, it might even make Fanny’s giant man hands look petite! I think it sets just the right tone to begin their fiscal, oops, fruitful journey together. Second though, and I think this choice is the cat’s pyjamas. The perfect finish to that piece of tit embarrassment from PhiPhi’s grandmother!

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ComtesseRose said:
Yes. My point was à la Saltburn. PhiPhimodo will outlive all the owners and the farmhouse will be his.
Baghead doesn't have children - I don't expect Antoine to want that mill stone around his neck.
Potts doesn't have children.
Fanny doesn't have children.
Nobody other than PhiPhimodo to stake their claim.
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The farmhouse will have fallen down or burned down long before then!
 
Just Grift Wood said:
I just keep snorting (sorry I hope it isn't contagious) about the proposal. The renaissance man thinks proposing to his old maid on the scaffolding is the most romantic thing he can do, with Sebastian just round the corner. It is like the little tosser is just marking his territory, like some ugly wire haired terrier. It is all a bit tragic really, the faded old glamour puss can't even pull a man with a job let a lone a trust fund. The young pretender will now never know the joys of working for a living, meeting a girl saving for a house it is all really really sad. The age gap doesn't matter too much at the moment but in 10 to 20 years it will very much and Snorts will just have led an empty life. What on earth can the grifters put on their wedding list surely not more china.
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Snorts allegedly was very careful to be out of earshot of Sebastian when the proposal with the no stone ring happened, yet Seb then says something about Snorts now being a member of the family.. or words to that effect... did Sebastian hear her screaming and come to the rescue thinking Snorts was throttling her for flirting with him? That's when they explained the joyous raptures of hilarity... then says You are now part of the family, congratulations, you worked a flanker there mate. 💜
 
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