The Chateau Diaries #289 Teabag has a brother who is a Tealeaf

[ComtesseRose]

i can just imagine he become a right bridezilla

 

[Cleo's Asp]

i can just imagine he become a right bridezilla
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Jason is mortified that it's not him.

 

[TorontoGWM]

 

[KyBourbon]

what’s going to happen next?….

What’s going to happen next? I don’t know about Fanny or Snorts, but I’m going to take a huge dump. This engagement news really gets the ol’ bowels moving.

 

[Lady Avonlea]

well one thing is for sure no one wants a double wedding with narc Fanny. Amaury and Natti are so over it -I hope they leave and he goes and starts his own business somewhere.

Amuary hearing the news of Fanny & Snorty's engagement.

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Amuary after seeing Fanny's empty engagement ring

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Amuary realizing Snorty will now be his boss

Cuz - listen up!!! Fanny has already lined up the Chapel construction crew to do more work around the shitoo. Don't wait for Little Lazy Lord Snorty to start giving you orders. Cuz, if you haven't already given notice to leave the shitoo this year, time to grows some balls, regain your self-respect and get the hell out of Fanny's shitoo circus! (and take Ratso with you!)

 

[MRShavershamsdress]

Will Dauphin Dubious offer his famous and fabulous inn for the honeymoon? Will there be a Picasso, Chagall or Monet poster original as a wedding gift? Better yet, will he arrive with a potted monstera as his offering? I’m betting he wears a Vivienne Westwood wedding dress to the happy event!

 

[Just Grift Wood]

here is the issue:

denut
1 day ago
I’m so happy for you both! I want to tell everyone around me, as if you are personal friends! I love you all so much!




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@joanbeauregard9338
1 day ago
Isn’t this just the best!? Ditto for me, too!




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@marshawargo7238
1 day ago
I imagine everyone who watches this channel feels the same! Stephanie makes everyone she meets or associates with, feel like she's a friend! It's a rare thing to be able to make people feel that way, I've met very few with this ability. OMG I have tears!

(I think the Chapel restorers are wondering why They weren't first to know, being how close they are now)

 

[PixiesPaw]

We should get together and send an appropriate wedding gift. Any ideas?

I think we actually owe them a thank you note for the gift this engagement has given us Tattlers!

 

[KiKiGee]

here is the issue:

denut
1 day ago
I’m so happy for you both! I want to tell everyone around me, as if you are personal friends! I love you all so much!




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@joanbeauregard9338
1 day ago
Isn’t this just the best!? Ditto for me, too!




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@marshawargo7238
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I imagine everyone who watches this channel feels the same! Stephanie makes everyone she meets or associates with, feel like she's a friend! It's a rare thing to be able to make people feel that way, I've met very few with this ability. OMG I have tears! View attachment 2756761 q (I think the Chapel restorers are wondering why They weren't first to know, being how close they are now)View attachment 2756762 q

I don't see an issue.
I will continue to post facts.
When curious "Chateau Diaries" fans find us, they have an awakening.
Her followers withdraw their support and move on.
Slowly it is happening, but rest assured it is happening.

 

[crabandoyster]

I’m not sure about Izzy not being pleased. I think she will go along with whatever Fanny comes up with. They are all actors on the stage. You have to remember in her past life they probably were collecting lots of money with their old folks home. May or may not have been above board. I’ve always wondered if the folks were treated well. The way they fail to feed their volunteers and even paying guests makes me skeptical. Fanny learned her grifting ways from someone.

That’s true. However, while the grifting comes from that nursing home, actually marrying a 27 yr old means no grandchildren and half the money if/ when they divorce.

 

[Imperious Me]

If Philip was going to take his shirt off to swim in the ocean, this was his episode and he missed his chance. Philip could have looked normal and not as bad as he would have on his own in comparison to Gerry going almost commando and super disgusting on his adult swim adventure. Stephanie is a dick for showing Gerry like this.
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Besides the gross semi-nakedness, Gerry actually looked better than I’ve ever seen him… from the neck up.

*I don’t like Gerry… or Philip… or SJ

This is Gerry's last chance at online dating.. He's put it all out there.

 

[Lady Lindy]

I think she will get married, she will not miss out on making that content - all the planning and the big day, getting married in her own chapel when it is restored...she will sell the romantic fairytale, you just have to ignore who she is marrying, the Dandy.

I doubt any of you are aware of the youtuber/narc Kylie Flavell but she had a full expensive wedding in her fiancé's chapel but it was all just for content and not an actual legal marriage. Maybe Fanny can follow her lead

 

[Imperious Me]

I think 99% of Dutch born and raised do know how to swim. Including phiphi. If the dykes breaks half of the Netherlands would be flooded by the sea (not Limburg, definately Rotterdam) When I was in elementary school, swimming was mandatory. Not sure if that law still exist.

Even if he might burn like crazy, he could a)use sunscrean b) take of his shirt when going into the sea and cover up after. I think he just didn't want to show his small shoulders no chest, stick tin arms and a develloped pot belly.

I think PhiPhi is in the 1%

 

[crabandoyster]

I agree, I think Gerry is typical of some men of his age who like to think they are funny, and he's typical of some taxi drivers and guides on tourist buses with a joke a minute. I could not stand to be in his company but, at the end of the day, he is well-intentioned and Fanny has certainly helped to turn him into the clown he's become. She highlights all her characters' traits and makes them look ridiculous. Her own histrionics and manic screeching turn every vlog into a farce. If she had just accepted Nic's wish not to be filmed and not drawn attention to him by endlessly describing him as the elusive Nic, he may never have started the bag wearing. It was a joke that went on too long. One thing Fanny actually succeeds in doing is making all her minions, and that includes "friends" and family, look crazy. At first, they think it's all one big laugh and they join in with the mania. However, I think many of them probably end up feeling very harmed and hurt by what the circus ring mistress has turned them into. Lots of people, like Gerry, and probably, Potts, who has been mocked by her in public, have probably smarted from the pain at some point. However awful Snorty is, he will also have been hurt. She is a pretty awful human being, you are absolutely correct to blame her. It's all done to gain admiration for her and when she mocks or laughs at others she tries to show herself as superior and better than all the rest when the truth is the absolute opposite.

Most people move away from women/men like Stephanie. She is running out of victims. There is hardly any dialogue on her vlogs.

 

[graciemckitten]

The gruesome twosome are already bickering about wedding cake toppers.
Phillip is considering these wedding cake toppers. Which is your favorite?

Fanny’s choices for cake topper are below

 

[Imperious Me]

Billy's on it

He won't find any diamonds in her room..

 

[Balmoral]

Meanwhile, somewhere it’s deepest, darkest Australia Grahnt dashes off a quick email to Shteffie:

“Thanks for the fake engagement luv, THAT should get the Miissus off my back, see yers all soon” .

 

[graciemckitten]

Snorts is busy watching videos to learn how to perfect tossing his wedding bouquet. He watched the video below as a cautionary tale.

 

[Imperious Me]

I just keep snorting (sorry I hope it isn't contagious) about the proposal. The renaissance man thinks proposing to his old maid on the scaffolding is the most romantic thing he can do, with Sebastian just round the corner. It is like the little tosser is just marking his territory, like some ugly wire haired terrier. It is all a bit tragic really, the faded old glamour puss can't even pull a man with a job let a lone a trust fund. The young pretender will now never know the joys of working for a living, meeting a girl saving for a house it is all really really sad. The age gap doesn't matter too much at the moment but in 10 to 20 years it will very much and Snorts will just have led an empty life. What on earth can the grifters put on their wedding list surely not more china.

I thought the same thing... pissing in every corner... He read everything we were saying about her and her chapel restorer the last month or so and decided now was the time before she jumped ship... diamond be damned . He can't even get up on that high scaffold remember.. pees himself at the thought of heights.. Gawd he's transparent.
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Gerry, in full-on professional Scotsman - aka cartoon “Scotman” (sic) - mode is unbearable. I do wonder if he tones it back in his taxi-driving business or if passengers travelling in the tartan taxi, with a multi-clan tartan-clad goblin in the driver’s seat, are treated to excruciating jokes and anecdotes which are told in an exaggerated Glasgow accent. All to a background of either Scotland the Brave on a loop or a recording of the massed pipes and drums playing at the Edinburgh Festival.

I'm absolutely not casting all Scotsmen in the same light but my ex BIL was Scottish and a lot like Gerry, every sentence was a punchline. You couldn't have a conversation with him, (maybe that's why it's so easy for Fanny to be with Snorts) If you tried to converse, the first thing out of his mouth was a joke or punchline which cut the convo dead... Notice how there's no intelligent conversation with Gerry or Snorts... It just can't get off the ground.

 

[graciemckitten]

FRK is SO excited about the upcoming nuptials!
Passive aggressive FRK and neurotic Ratso are hard at work and have already made 2 potential wedding bouquets for Stephanie out of materials and weeds foraged from the side of the roads surrounding the Dump during her daily runs, Photos are below. What do you think? Will either of these bouquets please frugal, thrifty Fanny?

Amaury misunderstood and mistakenly thought FRK was making wedding bouquets out of weed, not from weeds so he declined FRK ‘s offer to make a forage bouquet for Nutty. He wants Ñutty to carry a bouquet with smokable or edible weed in it.

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