The Chateau Diaries #284 PhiPhi, the boy who prepares peas & peaches, now prances like Potty

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So was Fanny in her pajamas and robe when she first went to the chapel? Also she made a point that the chapel was still consecrated.... so the S and M photo shoot , using the altar for a food buffet and all the other stuff went on because Fanny is not religious.... gifted wall lights my ass.... gift from Viola????? Where have we heard that word before????? How much do Auction houses charge to store things for 2 years? She lies so easily, she just bought those curtains
Okay still consecrated, however desecrated several times by Fanny. Good to know. Makes it all so much worse.
 
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It makes sense that the Holy Eucharist may have been reserved in a tabernacle in the Sacristy. This way the all important Eucharist was secure during times the chapel was not actively being used. If the lantern was removed, it seams the chapel may have indeed been deconsecrated. That is why that gate is there to secure the reserved Eucharist.
 
Yuck! Whose fingernail clipping is that?
 

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That was the bilious yellow number, not the gold dress design by Villain-otti for his wealthy client and he passed it on to Fanny after Irene died.
That frock is in Narnia hatching larvae as we speak. Never will it be seen again. Hoarder’s Paradise up there. Yards and yards of expensive beautiful fabrics that would have been perfect for window treatments have been feasted upon by moths and nested into by rodents. The black mold begins from the top and creeps on down- festering into every nook and cranny. The stench must be shocking. No wonder Marie is always nursing a sinus infection- she sleeps up there amongst the spores.
 
Next cd video. They are always shopping.

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Comments from yesterdays cd:

bethcervenka1813
4 hours ago (edited)
Phillip really needs larger pants. That is ridiculous!

johngraham8794
6 hours ago (edited)
Do either Philiph and Stephanie have a job?

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@janinevalido
7 hours ago
Please don’t forget to pack away your nativity decorations in the chapel.


jourdainjardin846
8 hours ago
Why was Philip cosplaying as a 57 year old high school librarian


@mranta9361
10 hours ago
I think it's time to remove all the christmas stuff from the chapel to safety.


@anajanaj5846
13 hours ago
You need a handy man to do the little jobs so amaury can get on with the grand salon


@carolinegooder7091
59 minutes ago
Kevin and the hidden handyman are around, but we don't know their schedules or skillets. The patrons know.

@carolinegooder7091
1 hour ago
Once the heating system is finished and the steel beams arrive, they can rip the ceiling out of the Grand Salon. The flooring above and the work on the hallway and bedrooms will be a big project also. The moving of one bathroom and the creation of the other bathroom will be huge before the B&B season starts

She’s trying to say that all of that will be finished before the B&B season starts? Yeah, maybe in 2025…
 
@chiaramaria308
2 minutes ago
I have so many concerns with the fact that the chapel hasn't been deconsecrated. The Bishop or Priest in the Parish should be contacted. ASAP. It isn't proper as the chapel has not been used as it should be by Catholics in a State of Grace.
Will someone who hasn’t been blocked please post S&M , Moonie wedding pics for @chiaramaria308? Pretty please?
 
So was Fanny in her pajamas and robe when she first went to the chapel? Also she made a point that the chapel was still consecrated.... so the S and M photo shoot , using the altar for a food buffet and all the other stuff went on because Fanny is not religious.... gifted wall lights my ass.... gift from Viola????? Where have we heard that word before????? How much do Auction houses charge to store things for 2 years? She lies so easily, she just bought those curtains
Still consecrated....
 
Ok, wtf is going on with Philip’s baby hair-ish / very specifically placed individual curls / double temple come overs? He’s actually making his Frankenstein forehead worse. Did anyone else notice?
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Philip kind of reminds me of Murr from Impractical Jokers, looks wise only. Just shave it off!
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One season Murr had to wear a wig made from his friend’s hair. I think Philip might be doing something like that right now. There’s a reason we call him Pubes, am I right?
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I bet you with everything I own that that chapel, consecrated or not, will be so tatted up with junk, it will be unreal. The fact that Philip is anywhere near that place, "decorating", is offensive to me and a sure sign that it will look as terrible as the interior of Stephanie's farmhouse looks!
Yes, I am not knowledgeable about furniture styles, but I was looking at those DISMAL girandole candlesticks she was talking about decorating the altar with and saying Not Neo Gothic.
I actually like the Pugin-style neo-Goth candlesticks on sale on the internets and think they go much better in there than crystal. Oy.
 

Aww, bless Mason's heart with that Dumb and Dumber haircut! I'm not certain if he lost a bet, or was still giving himself COVID "at-home" haircuts, but at least Annaliese did her best to unduck it by cutting and styling it before Tess' wedding to make him more presentable. Mason, while an odd ODD dude, compared to Mr. Prancy Pants (Snorts), even with his jacked up (non-painted on) hair and covered in baby chicken poo, went from a rating of a Chateau 7 to a solid Chateau 10 that day. I think even Mason was flummoxed at Fanny's choice in a mate- she's certainly scraped the dregs of the barrel with Snorts.

I will give Snorts his due- he makes all of the chateauverse men appear much hotter than they actually are in real life. Except for Shrek.
 
Aww, bless Mason's heart with that Dumb and Dumber haircut! I'm not certain if he lost a bet, or was still giving himself COVID "at-home" haircuts, but at least Annaliese did her best to unduck it by cutting and styling it before Tess' wedding to make him more presentable. Mason, while an odd ODD dude, compared to Mr. Prancy Pants (Snorts), even with his jacked up (non-painted on) hair and covered in baby chicken poo, went from a rating of a Chateau 7 to a solid Chateau 10 that day. I think even Mason was flummoxed at Fanny's choice in a mate- she's certainly scraped the dregs of the barrel with Snorts.

I will give Snorts his due- he makes all of the chateauverse men appear much hotter than they actually are in real life. Except for Shrek.

OMFG REXY!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
It has been bugging me for years that I somehow from somewhere know Mason, he looks so familiar.
AND NOW I KNOW WHY!!!
I love you so much! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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