The Chateau Diaries #284 PhiPhi, the boy who prepares peas & peaches, now prances like Potty

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graciemckitten said:
@laurachicchelly3012
17 minutes ago
Stephanie, today you stated that the chapel has not been deconsecrated. Please Please Please double check on that. If it is still an active Catholic church, you, Nick and Micheal have a responsibility to preserve it under the Catholic church guidelines. Please bring in a parish priest from the area to help guide you along the restoration.
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A priest for guidance???!!! More like a bleeping exorcism!

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Jules100 said:
Ok, wtf is going on with Philip’s baby hair-ish / very specifically placed individual curls / double temple come overs? He’s actually making his Frankenstein forehead worse. Did anyone else notice?
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Philip kind of reminds me of Murr from Impractical Jokers, looks wise only. Just shave it off!
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One season Murr had to wear a wig made from his friend’s hair. I think Philip might be doing something like that right now. There’s a reason we call him Pubes, am I right?
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No sorry I didn't notice. I try to avoid looking at "it" as much as possible to avoid puking.

Never have I ever disliked anyone as much as I do Phillip except for Stephameme of course.
 
Jules100 said:
Ok, wtf is going on with Philip’s baby hair-ish / very specifically placed individual curls / double temple come overs? He’s actually making his Frankenstein forehead worse. Did anyone else notice?
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Philip kind of reminds me of Murr from Impractical Jokers, looks wise only. Just shave it off!
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One season Murr had to wear a wig made from his friend’s hair. I think Philip might be doing something like that right now. There’s a reason we call him Pubes, am I right?
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I know this isn't a newsflash or anything, but those picture of Philip with his little baby tendrils of hair hanging down just reinforce what a disgusting human he is. And I mean inside and outside. But especially outside!
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billybudd said:
And that devout Catholic Isabelle Jarvis.
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And isn't Isabelle next to her sister, Chantal (or however you spell her name)?
 
Jules100 said:
Ok, wtf is going on with Philip’s baby hair-ish / very specifically placed individual curls / double temple come overs? He’s actually making his Frankenstein forehead worse. Did anyone else notice?
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T Rex said:
Aww, bless Mason's heart with that Dumb and Dumber haircut! I'm not certain if he lost a bet, or was still giving himself COVID "at-home" haircuts, but at least Annaliese did her best to unduck it by cutting and styling it before Tess' wedding to make him more presentable.
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Both Fanny and Phyllis desperately need their hair done. They rue the day they chose to play on Team Dan.

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Annemarie, too, regrets kicking Annalise to the curb. His new stylist's technique just isn't the same.

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T Rex said:
Aww, bless Mason's heart with that Dumb and Dumber haircut! I'm not certain if he lost a bet, or was still giving himself COVID "at-home" haircuts, but at least Annaliese did her best to unduck it by cutting and styling it before Tess' wedding to make him more presentable. Mason, while an odd ODD dude, compared to Mr. Prancy Pants (Snorts), even with his jacked up (non-painted on) hair and covered in baby chicken poo, went from a rating of a Chateau 7 to a solid Chateau 10 that day. I think even Mason was flummoxed at Fanny's choice in a mate- she's certainly scraped the dregs of the barrel with Snorts.

I will give Snorts his due- he makes all of the chateauverse men appear much hotter than they actually are in real life. Except for Shrek.
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Well, in Philip's favor - and you know I hate to give him points for anything - is the fact that he, unlike Mason, doesn't hike his bare-naked butt up to the sun to get his taint tanned ...... "for health reasons".
 
Pyke said:
Why was there a roll of fabric dumped in the Chapel, below the bracket thing they were raving about ? Why are the Nativity items still there gathering plaster dust ? They never fail to reinforce with EVERY vlog how lazy, stupid and ignorant they really are.
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They are short on slaves this month. Nothing will be dismantled until Marie is back in Feb. Nothing at all against Dave the cleaner but why is he working this month? No one is there. Why can’t lazy Philip deep clean the guest rooms? Why hasn’t he ever scraped and prepped windows during the down time? Snorts relies on slaves as well. Ugh🙄
 
graciemckitten said:
Once the heating system is finished and the steel beams arrive, they can rip the ceiling out of the Grand Salon. The flooring above and the work on the hallway and bedrooms will be a big project also. The moving of one bathroom and the creation of the other bathroom will be huge before the B&B season starts
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She's got rocks in her head. None of that will be completed by the next BNB season.

Sebastian is getting more than a bit sick of Stephanie's visits and performing for the camera.
 
I predict decoratingStephanie and Snorts are going to piss off a portion of their catholic cd audience with their ignorance about the chapel and trying instead to make it pretty.

@user-ky7fd5pz7o
52 minutes ago
An official Catholic Church architect/restorer would be most ideal to be accurate to lighting and any decor in the chapel.

enigmabunny1
1 hour ago
I’m pretty sure the bracket is supposed to hold a sanctuary lamp.

gnssgrl
1 hour ago
Regarding your question about candles in the chapel- while the option you shared (picture that looked like a combo of candles and chandelier) is beautiful, those would never be used or approved for use on the altar. You will want to find single candle sticks/ holders. Two (one on either side) for standard use and six (3 on either side) for special occasions. The reason for the numbering is 2 candles plus Jesus in the tabernacle who is the Light of the world = 3 (Divine number), and when using six candles with Jesus in the tabernacle = 7 (number representing God +humanity [3+4]) representing God’s plan for the mass in the chapel ( bring humanity to communion with God). Happy shopping for the perfect candles! If you get those beautiful ones with the crystals, they could be a lovely choice at the entrance of the chapel or additional lighting in the sacrist


alicemayer1297
2 hours ago
I think your drawing is that of sanctuary lamp. Every Catholic sanctuary has a lamp that remains lit when a church /chapel is consecrated.
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Gertrude Maud said:
He comes in from working and then cooks her eggs and she has just got up.
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Even worse. She ate the 2 eggs he had prepared for himself!
 
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Jules100 said:
Ok, wtf is going on with Philip’s baby hair-ish / very specifically placed individual curls / double temple come overs? He’s actually making his Frankenstein forehead worse. Did anyone else notice?
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Philip kind of reminds me of Murr from Impractical Jokers, looks wise only. Just shave it off!
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One season Murr had to wear a wig made from his friend’s hair. I think Philip might be doing something like that right now. There’s a reason we call him Pubes, am I right?
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I prefer it to his crayoned, Spongebob hairline.
 
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