The Chateau Diaries #276 Sew Snorty's mouth shut and put the damn dog on the floor!

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It really would. I’ve seen some hideous industrial accidents, each fatal. The worst was having to hold my late boss in my lap to calm him as he bled out. Nothing I could do except talk to him while our coworkers tried to stop the bleeding. It only takes a split second for everything to go tits up and someone dies. I’m surprised it hasn’t happened before now, given the Jarvis family penchant for cutting corners and charging ahead without the proper prep.
How horrific for you.

For poor Christophe falling from that height would be bad enough but if the whole thing went...
If it did go, they have stabilisers at the base, a failure there?
Also there has been an awful run of bad weather, could high winds played a part.

It's still all speculation isn't it.
 
I flash forwarded through it, the first time I heard them speaking.

I mean..

The tablecloth was having folds everywhere

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The walls look… stupid. Insufficient lightning.


Abd where is the exit? Door 1 Door 2 or Door 3?

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How horrific for you.

For poor Christophe falling from that height would be bad enough but if the whole thing went...
If it did go, they have stabilisers at the base, a failure there?
Also there has been an awful run of bad weather, could high winds played a part.

It's still all speculation isn't it.
Sadly it is all just speculation and that’s the way Fanny wants it. Driving engagement and monetizing death is so LaLande.😡
 
I was just pondering this morning, as you do, what on earth an intelligent, reasonably attractive, and somewhat wealthy woman like SJ (I know, I know, I am being kind, but if you don't know her grifting/narc nature she is, I think, all of those things) finds attractive about PhiPhi? Very quickly followed by but what would a woman of his own age find attractive about him? I know that we'd hope there is a lock for every key, but really he has very very little going for him.
Me too. The chemistry with Petherick I think clued her into a thing for much younger gay men.
Here's the classic piece, a fabulous one, I must say, on fag hags, defined as het women sexually interested in and fetishizing gay men. An unhappy predilection.
And I keep remembering the Patreon video, I think it was, in which he'd gone out unbidden and brought McDonald's home for her lunch and she threw her arms around him like a little girl. Then she likes disciplining him on camera for the money he spends, which is both malevolent and tedious.
Nasty all around.
 
It is almost as if there is something transactional happening for Fanny’s rent a mob at Johns…
John does not like the white sausage ( horse?.) sausage pate thing that Dana served up.
Who serves tiramisu in a Pyrex for a birthday cake/ lunch?
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As Fanny was leaving Snorts did a flirty see you buying paucillin in Limoges goodbye. The next CD will be Snorts fondling china for Johns place.
Wow! That guy’s hair! I wouldn’t be able to look anywhere else. It is worse than a toupee. Embarrassing.
 
Monsieur DeMille, I'm ready for my close up in 4K.
I do hope you are able to capture my youthful and vivacious personality.

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Eeeww...look how dry and crusty her lips are. Not to mention, as someone here earlier mentioned (apologies that I can't remember) leftover eyeliner.

Jeez, have some pride, Stephanie! Don't go on camera with crusty bits on your lips like this. How much time would it take to put some gloss or lip balm on before you film? Lazy beast.
 
Todays flog raises new questions again:

* when did Wendygrinch leaeve?
* when did Davy arrive?
* plantdelivery yesterday? and why again small plants? and I wouldn't plant jasmine or climbing roses after the first frost
* whats the orange barrier for?
* when did the shopping addict buy the Christmas balls? and why at all did he again buy tonns of junk - I would assume they have enough Christmas decorations for three chateaus

All i need for christmas is a credible timeline AND the accounts :devilish:
 
Todays flog raises new questions again:

* when did Wendygrinch leaeve?
* when did Davy arrive?
* plantdelivery yesterday? and why again small plants? and I wouldn't plant jasmine or climbing roses after the first frost
* whats the orange barrier for?
* when did the shopping addict buy the Christmas balls? and why at all did he again buy tonns of junk - I would assume they have enough Christmas decorations for three chateaus

All i need for christmas is a credible timeline AND the accounts :devilish:
wendy left 2 days ago. she announced being on airport to breda's little fan club on fb.

edit>: ladies of the fan club are wondering why is she still in the vlogs if she left. :LOL: :LOL:
 
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