The Chateau Diaries #271 Fanny has finally figured out how to stop the "hate" site, by boring us to death

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my ex (super narc) ''gifted'' me with an American Staffordshire terrier just 4 months into my new job back in the day. He bought the dog when I had signed for the contract, without my knowledge. He knew very well my job include travel and I would be away often leaving the dog. The gift for me was actually a gift for himself. Because he wanted the dog and he could use the dog to guilt me when I returned from a trip. He also liked it that people feared the dog.

Same with SJ, she gifted the dog to fluffy, but it is actually a gift for herself. Lance will be her flog fodder and in a way ''makes'' her look good because she is such a loving gf. The fact that they travel is not important.
 
NotAChatelaine said:
I’ve not watched the introduction of Sir Lancelot Snortalot. As others have said, there are dog rescue charities in France. Why on earth travel to Germany to buy a puppy? Much less a breed that does not lend itself to being an accessory. Unquantifiable stupidity.

It’ll end in tears.

“A dog is for life and not just for Christmas vlog fodder”
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The dog will end up like the baby peahens, baby chicks, the lamb brought over by Kirsty so the Shittelaine could have a photo op, etc. Once it is no longer a puppy and she has worn out video content from it or has tired of it, off it will go, never to be seen or heard about again. Animals are decorative objects to Fanny. A viewer even commented about cd channel turning into a dog channel now. She needs content to take focus away from the fact that she has not restored or renovated jack tit at the Dump and has decorated, shopped, traveled, and drank up the restoration and YouTube earnings.

They travel over 180 days away from the Dump yearly. That puppy is not traveling with them over 6 months out of the year.Miserly Fanny isn’t paying additional airline fees and hotel fees a dozen times or more a year for Lancelot. Guess Marie is going to continue to stay at the Dump for the foreseeable future and will have to take care of the dog.

I can’t see Snorts wiggling down the Dump steps over a dozen times a day to accommodate a puppy’s small bladder and bowels.
 
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Jeeves said:
Neither will any peachicks, etc.I wonder if Phiphi will mince about carrying his pup around in his Souleiado handbag?
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Lancelot will spend a lot of his time with cousin Molly and Amaury & Natti..too many travels to take with them...so irresponsible to take an animal on and not commit 100%.. Dogs are like children, they need love, time, attention and teachings...the welcome committee don't appear to be big dog lovers... I'd have swept it into my arms and kissed the face off it ( Lancelot I mean ) but maybe that's just me.
 
She is such a stupid fool when it comes to dogs. If you get one of these you’ll have your very own Angel on earth that loves you unconditionally.
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OhIDontKnow... said:
She is such a stupid fool when it comes to dogs. If you get one of these you’ll have your very own Angel on earth that loves you unconditionally.
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They also mainly want to sit on your lap, sleep with you, go wherever you go, kiss you, and amuse you. What more is there to want!
 

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OhIDontKnow... said:
She is such a stupid fool when it comes to dogs. If you get one of these you’ll have your very own Angel on earth that loves you unconditionally.
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They also mainly want to sit on your lap, sleep with you, go wherever you go, kiss you, and amuse you. What more is there to want!
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Fanny wants a silent dog that will rarely bark so it will not disturb her or other hotel guests. She knows this dog and Khillip are not permanent fixtures at the Dump.Animals are a disposable commodity to the cold black hearted Shittelaine. I don’t think Pottie is too keen on dogs either.
 
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We love dogs, although my personal preference is for larger breeds and our dogs have always lived long, healthy lives. (Our Irish Setter lived to be 17 years old.). I wouldn't however be happy as a B and B guest to have dinner with a dog underfoot or to be fed at the table, as I am sure Prancelot will be fondled at. the table by Phiphi.
 
Jeeves said:
We love dogs, although my personal preference is for larger breeds and our dogs have always lived long, healthy lives. (Our Irish Setter lived to be 17 years old.). I wouldn't however be happy as a B and B guest to have dinner with a dog underfoot or to be fed at the table, as I am sure Prancelot will be fondled at. the table by Phiphi.
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He will fondle the dog and then handle the china and silverware for the place settings. Phi phi is going to hit the grift hard to get designer sweaters, matching booches, harnesses, hat, shoes, beds, blankets, carriers, dog food, treats, bowls, etc. for the tiny dog.His allowance won’t cover these items. Wait for all the drawings, paintings, carvings, painted pillows, and cross stitched portraits of the new puppy to show up at the Dump.
 
Jeeves said:
We love dogs, although my personal preference is for larger breeds and our dogs have always lived long, healthy lives. (Our Irish Setter lived to be 17 years old.). I wouldn't however be happy as a B and B guest to have dinner with a dog underfoot or to be fed at the table, as I am sure Prancelot will be fondled at. the table by Phiphi.
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Karen’s vlog about Insurance mentions about dogs , biting etc…it is a no no.
Amoury will not wish to be seen with a gay dog.
Sadly Lancelot is going to be left with who ever is at the dump.
No one jumped up to hug the puppy. ☹️
 
incoming derail about my super narc Ex & dog stories. Please scroll on if it does not interest you.



My Amstaff looked scary for outsiders, but he has never realized he was not a lapdog and he could bite anything in half if he wanted too. My favourite memory of him is once he was grown and my ex and I got into an argument he came running from the kitchen, stood between us and started growling at my ex. Ready to protect ME if that overgrown piece of tit dared to harm his Mistress. I'll never forget the the surprised betrayal on his face! priceless. 😂

My dog developed the habit of sleeping under my desk while I worked, stand behind my legs while I cooked, or sit perfectly still next to my kitchen table waiting patiently for me to drop food he liked in his bowl (he'd carry the damn thing every day to the kitchen table and put it in front of him and wait patiently for food to be dropped there)
My Narc ex, accused me for not letting the dog go so he could sit under the desk while he worked. My ex was annoyed that when I left the house to buy something from the grocery store, the dog lay down in front of the front door and waited for me to return instead of sitting under the desk like he does with me.

My narc ex started sitting on the spot I use to sit on the couch because he thought the dog preferred that spot. For the dog it did not matter where I sat, he would just follow me around. Or kitchen table, he would drag his bowl to where I sat, even though my ex baited him with food, he'd grab it and come back sit with me.

On the end he accused me of making the dog behave like a small lapdog and make him forget he was in fact a guard dog. to which I replied, maybe you shouldn't start an argument again, we both remember what happened last time.

To this day I miss my dog, never the ex!
 
I think if they had to get a dog, it should have been a larger one, like Molly. There is no way they will be able to keep their eye on Lancelot every second. Tiny dogs, like that, can easily disappear. We know they keep doors open all the time and he will easily be able to get away quickly. There are numerous hazards there: lots of cars and vans coming and going; diggers; cherry pickers; dangerous machinery in barns and outhouses; trees being felled; not to mention Aloysius in the field, and larger farm dogs in the neighbourhood roaming free, remember the dog that caught a cockerel? A tiny dog, like that, can easily get through fences and dig holes under them, as well. I once worked in a building surrounded by large parkland. A colleague used to bring her small terrier to work. One day, it got out and was never seen again. It was concluded that it had probably fallen down a rabbit hole. I can't imagine Fanny and Snorty taking precautions to prevent something like that happening. Amaury has trained Molly really well and she is never far from him. PJ will never manage to train his dog in like that and small terriers are difficult to control and love to run off to hunt. Anything could happen to him in that dreadful place.
 
Lochness Monster said:
Karen’s vlog about Insurance mentions about dogs , biting etc…it is a no no.
Amoury will not wish to be seen with a gay dog.
Sadly Lancelot is going to be left with who ever is at the dump.
No one jumped up to hug the puppy. ☹️
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The porcelain fondler’s dog will be raised to be as finicky and high maintenance as its owner. I do not think any of the Dump crew want babysitting duties for tiny Lancelot who will probably poo a lot and pee a lot inside the Dump and would not want to take the risk of the dog getting injured or lost while they were watching it.
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Cleo's Asp said:
I think if they had to get a dog, it should have been a larger one, like Molly. There is no way they will be able to keep their eye on Lancelot every second. Tiny dogs, like that, can easily disappear. We know they keep doors open all the time and he will easily be able to get away quickly. There are numerous hazards there: lots of cars and vans coming and going; diggers; cherry pickers; dangerous machinery in barns and outhouses; trees being felled; not to mention Aloysius in the field, and larger farm dogs in the neighbourhood roaming free, remember the dog that caught a cockerel? A tiny dog, like that, can easily get through fences and dig holes under them, as well. I once worked in a building surrounded by large parkland. A colleague used to bring her small terrier to work. One day, it got out and was never seen again. It was concluded that it had probably fallen down a rabbit hole. I can't imagine Fanny and Snorty taking precautions to prevent something like that happening. Amaury has trained Molly really well and she is never far from him. PJ will never manage to train his dog in like that and small terriers are difficult to control and love to run off to hunt. Anything could happen to him in that dreadful place.
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A hawk could pick it up or a snake could bite it. It could easily fall down the steps at the Dump. Will it catch cold from the damp walls and rooms in the Dump?
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TorontoGWM said:
Lancelot needs to give the Gay Twank’s new boots a good chew!!!!

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BTW, rolled up cuffs on skinny jeans - so straight indeed.
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Yes, that photo just emanates masculinity………not. Maybe Lancelot will chew up and destroy Khillip’s clip in hair extensions.
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Lochness Monster said:
My dog is my life. Puppy and now 5 years old.
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You have such a sweet little puppy.I bet your dog is great company.
 
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Pyke said:
Over at Chateau Bas Teabags "mate" Jason is here from UK, nice to see him back on form, dressed up with his Chanel curtain and crown.
Did we see Gwens sister ?
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Florian is nowhere to be seen, so, is Jason teabag's new boy friend?
BTW Teabag has put on a lot of weight. A sign he has given up drugs??;;;
I agree with you. I too thought that the lady with a young child looked very much like Gwen
 
NotAChatelaine said:
I’ve not watched the introduction of Sir Lancelot Snortalot. As others have said, there are dog rescue charities in France. Why on earth travel to Germany to buy a puppy? Much less a breed that does not lend itself to being an accessory. Unquantifiable stupidity.

It’ll end in tears.

“A dog is for life and not just for Christmas vlog fodder”
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🧵 Suggestion - A dog is for life and not just for Christmas vlog fodder
 
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