The Chateau Diaries #271 Fanny has finally figured out how to stop the "hate" site, by boring us to death

[billybudd]

Yes Snorty said that. That’s what made the dog vomit!

Who's the very best boy?

 

[MRShavershamsdress]

Some of my favorites:
Honeyjubu
Nami
PlanD
Travekgeek
ExperienceJapan
Rambalac
CamyVlog
Solo Travel Japan
Ryoka

as well as some other ones.



I also subscribed to a few YouTubers who do things like this, either in cities, towns, or places.

As a train geek I’m fond of Simply Railway. No voiceover, just train sounds and some subtitles. Not sure if I’ve ever even heard him speak.

 

[billybudd]

I want to cry because I feel sorry for the poor dog. Neither Stephanie nor Philipp are in a position to take responsibility for a living being; the dead peachicks, Ruby, the chickens are all proof of this. Her desperation over the lack of content has reached an all-time high. What's next? I hope Molly doesn't eat the rat for breakfast.

Yeah, my stomach actually took a dive when I saw this. First time ever in this whole saga -- everybody else about to enter the train wreck or get it in the neck was a consenting adult. Not our puppy boy.

 

[T Rex]

Terriers are my very favorites, along with border collies, and the cairns are really, really good dogs. I've read some -- Irish terriers? -- were small farm dogs and could do it all -- rats, border patrol, herding. They do need their exercise, and also at least three full-time jobs, steel-toed boots, packed lunch. RIP, Mr. Toby, you sound like my kinda guy.
My Toto, 9 1/2 lbs. of pure rescue dog terror, is a chihuahua mix. She nips my heels as if I were a cow to make me do what she wants. Never heard of chis herding, but this one does. Maybe it's the other mystery meat in her.

"Terrier-ists" are my favourite as well! We've done multiple DNA test on both our "scratch and dent" (rescues) JRT and Chiweenie. Our JRT is a mix of Jack Russell, Rat Terrier, and Chihuahua- while he looks more JRT than anything, he has more ratty DNA. Our Chiweenie's latest DNA test came back as Chihuahua, Dachshund, and surprising, Rat Terrier as well (which may explain why she wants to hunt birds and bunnies- LOL, she actually looks like a Chi with short legs and JRT colouring.) Our vet suspected our JRT was around 1 year old when we adopted him- I ran 3-4 miles in the mornings with him or walked him to the dog park (2 miles round trip) where he'd play for an hour before work, came home for lunch and played fetch with him in the back yard for 30 minutes, and then took him on another long walk after work- he still destroyed his toys (never shoes nor furniture, thankfully!) and had boundless energy! (He and Mr. T Rex hated when I traveled for work, as Mr. T Rex said it was exhausting keeping up with him!) Now that both of our dogs are older, they slowed down a bit, but still require a ton of exercise (even our Chiweenie loves running). Because they are both small (he's 16# and she's 12#), they are more prone to dental disease than larger dogs- I brush their teeth routinely, and go to the doggie dentist every few years for x-rays, exams and cleaning. We also have to be cautious where we step, as they are underfoot A LOT. Fun fact: Terriers are stubborn, LOVE to roll in poop (I think this was my JRT's favourite hobby- I jest that our galley sink on the sailboat is his bath tub, as he had quite a few baths in it after making poor choices during his misspent youth at various marinas), chase birds and cats, run and dig holes. They will go rogue and wreak havoc unless they are properly trained. At the end of the day, dogs are a commitment for life. I do hope Snorts realizes this. The pup, while ridiculously adorable, needs proper care, a schedule and training, which takes time and effort.

 

[Ladeda1957]

She fucked off after guest dinner on saturday wearing the cream col with a brown jacket. Phillips wears a blue jumper. In Germany, she wears a tweed new? Jacket with ardwhore scarf and another cream jumper. They stay the night in the hotel and she wear the same cream col dress again. Phillip wore the same jumper for 2 days at least straight.
Who on earth would anyone bring a suitcase + soleido bag + Jarvis' handbag for just 1 overnight stay as she claims?

Saturday evening to Sunday they went to paris, stayed there for Sun+ Monday. Tuesday they went to Germany stayed there another night and travelled back on wednesday.
Obviously, Phiphi wouldn't pack an extra jumper for 1 night only and we know Jarvis overpacks. Yet she had on the same clothes on as she the ones she had on her back when she left.

Also is the witch wearing a hermes bracelet?

Those bloody Soleido bags are horrible, in Australia we don’t even have nappy bags looking like that anymore

 

[M&MsMom]

@carolinegooder7091
1 hour ago
Ruby is an outdoor male cat. He can ask for food and treats and does. He likes pets only sparingly. Stephanie is allergic to him, but if he wants to live in the back hall, it would be OK. He sleeps in the workshop when he wants.❤

No words for Ms. Gooder, but a good gif can be worth a thousand...............

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[Iolair]

From tonight's Travels with my Idiot Friend... the true reason Philip wanted a Prague Ratter.

Pena Palace Sintra: a photo of the 2nd wife of King Ferdinand of Portugal, the Swiss/American opera singer Elise Hensler, Countess of Edla holding her pet dog, a Prague Ratter.

 

[Gertrude Maud]

Although cats do suffer from separation anxiety, when a cat sits with it's back to you, it means they trust you. They know you're behind them and that you've got their back, while they guard and survey the front for potential dangers.

Believe me, Miss Lucy was in a major huff.

We have a little female blackbird in the garden that is very trusting.
While I was on my knees digging something out, she hopped around looking for tidbits.
I leant back and stayed still.
She came up to the front of my knees at the edge of the hole and stood with her back to me.

It was a very special moment.

 

[billybudd]

"Terrier-ists" are my favourite as well! We've done multiple DNA test on both our "scratch and dent" (rescues) JRT and Chiweenie. Our JRT is a mix of Jack Russell, Rat Terrier, and Chihuahua- while he looks more JRT than anything, he has more ratty DNA. Our Chiweenie's latest DNA test came back as Chihuahua, Dachshund, and surprising, Rat Terrier as well (which may explain why she wants to hunt birds and bunnies- LOL, she actually looks like a Chi with short legs and JRT colouring.) Our vet suspected our JRT was around 1 year old when we adopted him- I ran 3-4 miles in the mornings with him or walked him to the dog park (2 miles round trip) where he'd play for an hour before work, came home for lunch and played fetch with him in the back yard for 30 minutes, and then took him on another long walk after work- he still destroyed his toys (never shoes nor furniture, thankfully!) and had boundless energy! (He and Mr. T Rex hated when I traveled for work, as Mr. T Rex said it was exhausting keeping up with him!) Now that both of our dogs are older, they slowed down a bit, but still require a ton of exercise (even our Chiweenie loves running). Because they are both small (he's 16# and she's 12#), they are more prone to dental disease than larger dogs- I brush their teeth routinely, and go to the doggie dentist every few years for x-rays, exams and cleaning. We also have to be cautious where we step, as they are underfoot A LOT. Fun fact: Terriers are stubborn, LOVE to roll in poop (I think this was my JRT's favourite hobby- I jest that our galley sink on the sailboat is his bath tub, as he had quite a few baths in it after making poor choices during his misspent youth at various marinas), chase birds and cats, run and dig holes. They will go rogue and wreak havoc unless they are properly trained. At the end of the day, dogs are a commitment for life. I do hope Snorts realizes this. The pup, while ridiculously adorable, needs proper care, a schedule and training, which takes time and effort.

Give those little bad dogs a skritch for me. I know somebody whose beautiful designer JRT lost a foreleg (throwdown at the local dive? sharks? I forget) and still performed most of these kinds of athletics until he was 7 or 8 when he slowed down just a little. Amazing dogs. Bred to leap from the ground into the saddle. And they still do it to snarf sticks of butter off counters. Bless them.
ETA: Can't remember if Macduff (the terrier-ist) went out of her way to roll in stinkum, I do remember her share of baths for rolling in....dead fish? But the present incumbent Toto can smell carrion of any description two miles away and head straight for a deep dive. Life is good.
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From tonight's Travels with my Idiot Friend... the true reason Philip wanted a Prague Ratter.

Pena Palace Sintra: a photo of the 2nd wife of King Ferdinand of Portugal, the Swiss/American opera singer Elise Hensler, Countess of Edla holding her pet dog, a Prague Ratter.

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Good one. What a little lickspittle he is.

 

[LittleMore Cottage]

She is so stupid. She doesn't realize that a dog is a ten to fifteen year commitment.... She does not take care of any of the other animals... Has no idea what she is doing ... I am so sad for that pup

 

[TorontoGWM]

Can’t wait for that dog to piss all over and dig up that pitiful excuse for a garden near the chapel.

 

[UvulaDonor]

Give those little bad dogs a skritch for me. I know somebody whose beautiful designer JRT lost a foreleg (throwdown at the local dive? sharks? I forget) and still performed most of these kinds of athletics until he was 7 or 8 when he slowed down just a little. Amazing dogs. Bred to leap from the ground into the saddle. And they still do it to snarf sticks of butter off counters. Bless them.
ETA: Can't remember if Macduff (the terrier-ist) went out of her way to roll in stinkum, I do remember her share of baths for rolling in....dead fish? But the present incumbent Toto can smell carrion of any description two miles away and head straight for a deep dive. Life is good.
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Good one. What a little lickspittle he is.

My retriever/collie/pitty cross once rolled in human poo when he was a youngster............................(it was during semi Lockdown when all the public loos were closed, but still ) and it was then, on our way back home in the car that I mentally made a 'hierarchy of bad things to roll in' list with human poo RIGHT at the top. Bird poo was somewhere near the bottom. Dead fish was somewhat lower than dead bird which was also lower than dead mammal. Then I started to get very specific with how long said organism had been dead for - the deader and dryer they were, the lower down they were.

 

[Patriciarella]

@carolinegooder7091
1 hour ago
Ruby is an outdoor male cat. He can ask for food and treats and does. He likes pets only sparingly. Stephanie is allergic to him, but if he wants to live in the back hall, it would be OK. He sleeps in the workshop when he wants.❤

No words for Ms. Gooder, but a good gif can be worth a thousand...............

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Dear Ms. No gooder,
•Ruby is the ONLY male in the house currently.
•Ruby shouldn’t have to ask for food! You shouldn’t starve a cat & then wonder why it meows.
• Ruby is allergic to being touched by pompous people with no jobs
• Ruby doesn’t like the back hall because it reminds him of Diesel. So the blind dog walked on wet cement, sounds like an unsafe work zone. Is that why someone got hurt Thursday? Is OUR castle still unsafe?

 

[M&MsMom]

I don't care for this guy and always am amused whenever something of his turns up in my YouTube feed. This one, from October 24th, caught my eye....the description:

Discover the places many tourists do not visit... We all know Egypt's most famous attractions, pyramids, valley of the kings etc. Set sail on a once in a lifetime journey southwards on Lake Nasser. Explore mysterious tombs, an island filled with thousands of years of history, learn more about the connection between Egypt and their ancient enemies to the south - the Nubians, as we explore the forgotten wonders of southern Egypt! From the valley of the lions, to a dream come true arrival at Abu Simbel and more… Come with on this incredible voyage filled with adventure, intrigue and history with Curtis Ryan Woodside, Stephanie Jarvis and friends. A Film by Curtis Ryan Woodside

 

[graciemckitten]

She is so stupid. She doesn't realize that a dog is a ten to fifteen year commitment.... She does not take care of any of the other animals... Has no idea what she is doing ... I am so sad for that pup

I don’t think she cares because Phi phi himself is not a 10 to 15 year commitment for Frankenfraudie. He is on a seasonal commitment plan for her, e.g. does he stay at the Dump this winter, spring, summer, or does she kick him to the curb?
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From tonight's Travels with my Idiot Friend... the true reason Philip wanted a Prague Ratter.

Pena Palace Sintra: a photo of the 2nd wife of King Ferdinand of Portugal, the Swiss/American opera singer Elise Hensler, Countess of Edla holding her pet dog, a Prague Ratter.

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The gruesome twosome don’t have an original thought in their heads. They even grift the breed of dog to get from their idolization of royalty.

 

[Tartuffe]

I don't care for this guy and always am amused whenever something of his turns up in my YouTube feed. This one, from October 24th, caught my eye....the description:

Discover the places many tourists do not visit... We all know Egypt's most famous attractions, pyramids, valley of the kings etc. Set sail on a once in a lifetime journey southwards on Lake Nasser. Explore mysterious tombs, an island filled with thousands of years of history, learn more about the connection between Egypt and their ancient enemies to the south - the Nubians, as we explore the forgotten wonders of southern Egypt! From the valley of the lions, to a dream come true arrival at Abu Simbel and more… Come with on this incredible voyage filled with adventure, intrigue and history with Curtis Ryan Woodside, Stephanie Jarvis and friends. A Film by Curtis Ryan Woodside

Another credit on Phyllis' c.v.

 

[AndAnotherName]

Cue the grannies' transatlantic gift packages of doggie treats and handmade doggie costumes. Stephanie dropped the non-too-subtle hint with the Marie-cam footage reminding everyone of the HMN's mailing address:

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Eagle eyed @Tartuffe good pick up. They will be inundated now and I definitely will not be watching one minute!

 

[Lady Avonlea]

Can hardly wait to watch little Lancelot chew through the beloved Bauer Royal Suite bed in Snorty’s bedroom and relieve himself on the Yves Delorme bedding!
I already know I’m going to get pissed off watching Snorty fondling and feeding his dog baby at the dinner table during meals. In addition to not properly training the dog, I suspect Snorty will keep Lancelot on a leash and not let him run free to explore. Does any tattle dog expert know if this bred fond of trees and hunting shiny baubles - any chance Fanny’s Christmas trees could go timber?

 

[Gertrude Maud]

with Curtis Ryan Woodside, Stephanie Jarvis and friends.

So, the rest of the hangers on have been relegated to the 'friends' basket.
Even Philip is relegated to the friends category but we already knew that.

 

[OhIDontKnow...]

I think the little dog will be accidently trodden on, there are so many people hanging around that joint, especially in the kitchen. I can't wait to see Pheeph running after it when it gets the scent of a rat! With his mincy little running style he won't stand a chance to catch it.

Stephanie Jarvis has succeeded in putting the accident to the background, for now. Although it is a tragedy for the person involved, perhaps now authorities will take a closer look at the shenanigans at the dump. This accident could open a nasty can of worms for the infantile witch.

Whatever her mental diagnosis is, I find it really strange that she has never had any responsibility for a pet, friend, relative. Even IJ has TBPercy to take over her care now, freeing SJ once again of any responsibility. It isn't a normal way of living and there is something deeply disturbing about it all. The black eyes are hiding some very complex secrets.

I begged for a dog when I was nine years old. I took care of it, admittedly poorly but lovingly as a kid, and she lived to be 18 years old. I was 27 when she passed away and I dug the hole and buried her under a crepe myrtle tree.

Watching Fanny just about fall apart anticipating getting a dog was quite weird frankly. She must be a pretty fucked-up mess to be that scared of getting a dog. There’s nothing better than a puppy!