The Chateau Diaries #271 Fanny has finally figured out how to stop the "hate" site, by boring us to death

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It's never too late to file a report to the French animal welfare authorities:
Chickens and peafowl without winter shelter or protection against pine martens
Chickens too small coop infested with mites
Peafowl possibly allowed to breed incestuously, which causes blindness and deformities of feet, legs, and eyes.
Sheep allowed to breed incestuously, possibly not registered, have been left unshorn possibly to develop maggots, possibly without winter shelter.
Cat Ruby left untreated and un-neutered to suffer serious untreated fighting injuries, rescued by employee. Left unfed, denies ownership.
In America, almost all dogs are neutered. As he will be entirely unsupervised, Lancelot should be too.
I wonder if any Tattlers who may have reported the animal neglect and cruelty at the tit show have had a reply back?
 
Nitwits in the comments section:

@rogerhance2057

11 minutes ago
Now Ruby will have a playmate, and the puppy can chase the peacocks and the chickens


@nickfosterxx
26 minutes ago (edited)
Ooh, a dog. In a houseful of people, and with Molly for company too, it's going to be great, and easy. Apropos of nothing at all, perhaps it's time Philip grew a proper beard. Edit: please train it to bark on command. Makes them much easier to find in the dark etc.

But 👏 to these comments:

@TheArizonaSkies
34 minutes ago
Yes, of course, make it all about YOU, Stephanie. Soooo tedious.


@southernboi21
36 minutes ago (edited)
I’ve looked it up and there are plenty of options for you near LaLande to adopt a dog that NEEDS a home. Seems a bit ridiculous to travel to another country to buy a designer dog that was bred for profit. Im very disappointed in you both if I’m honest.
 
On the bright side, Snorts and Lancelot can probably share sweaters and brooches.
I think this dog is even more evidence that the boy doesn't sleep in the same bed as SJ. I'll bet you he'll be allowed in the bed and there's no way SJ would put up with that.
Aside: Why DO rich people carry around small dogs - I don't get it? It's damned weird - the poor dogs aren't allowed to be dogs. I know I have big dogs, but they socialise with little dogs at the parks around here and those little dogs do the rough and tumble. The worst thing to do is pick up a little dog around other dogs.
 
This channel, Squirrels At The Window, appeared on my YouTube suggestions. I guess the algorithm doesn’t know I’ve recently made life changes. Anyway, it was right and I’m a new subscriber. It’s better than anything SJ has put out, even back in the day.🤷‍♀️



I watch ijessup.
She is going to renovate a hoarder's house at Joshua Tree but first she has to remove the junk.
Along the way she has tamed some squirrels and in this vid she builds them a squirrel house.

 
Some of my favorites:
Honeyjubu
Nami
PlanD
Travekgeek
ExperienceJapan
Rambalac
CamyVlog
Solo Travel Japan
Ryoka

as well as some other ones.



I also subscribed to a few YouTubers who do things like this, either in cities, towns, or places.



What on earth is all this? Names for the rat dog? Can't skip a page & the thread has veered off yet again. We were on quilts last time round ? but as there are no more police tattlers to complain about going off track, the CD threads have found the way to stop 'death by boredom' 👋👋👋

Desperate for excuses for another getaway.... "I know, let's get a dog in Germany". So random, I wonder do they have bits of paper with excuses & others with countries, then fish them out of a hat?
 
I watch ijessup.
She is going to renovate a hoarder's house at Joshua Tree but first she has to remove the junk.
Along the way she has tamed some squirrels and in this vid she builds them a squirrel house.



I LOVED watching her - and feeding the squirrel! She's been AWOL for quite some time now but I haven't checked recently.
She built a chateau for the squirrels:
 
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@nickfosterxx
26 minutes ago (edited)
Ooh, a dog. In a houseful of people, and with Molly for company too, it's going to be great, and easy. Apropos of nothing at all, perhaps it's time Philip grew a proper beard. Edit: please train it to bark on command. Makes them much easier to find in the dark etc.

Why would Philip grow a beard nick foster when we already know he is a beard.
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I LOVED watching her - and feeding the squirrel! She's been AWOL for quite some time now but I haven't checked recently.

She's still MIA vlog wise.
 
This channel, Squirrels At The Window, appeared on my YouTube suggestions. I guess the algorithm doesn’t know I’ve recently made life changes. Anyway, it was right and I’m a new subscriber. It’s better than anything SJ has put out, even back in the day.🤷‍♀️


This comes up on my suggestions too. It's because I googled what to feed squirrals. I've got a mum and her baby who visit my garden. I've been putting nuts out for them but the magpies steal them so I've stopped. I enjoy watching this squirral vlog they are so entertaining and sweet. I just need to work out how to provide food for my squirrals
 
I think the little dog will be accidently trodden on, there are so many people hanging around that joint, especially in the kitchen. I can't wait to see Pheeph running after it when it gets the scent of a rat! With his mincy little running style he won't stand a chance to catch it.

Stephanie Jarvis has succeeded in putting the accident to the background, for now. Although it is a tragedy for the person involved, perhaps now authorities will take a closer look at the shenanigans at the dump. This accident could open a nasty can of worms for the infantile witch.

Whatever her mental diagnosis is, I find it really strange that she has never had any responsibility for a pet, friend, relative. Even IJ has TBPercy to take over her care now, freeing SJ once again of any responsibility. It isn't a normal way of living and there is something deeply disturbing about it all. The black eyes are hiding some very complex secrets.
 
Lancelot probably will be taken on trips with them.
Many dogs suffer separation anxiety, and cats too.
My cat wouldn't have anything to do with me when we returned from a holiday.
She was deeply hurt and sat with her back to me for days.
In a normal household Lancelot may very well have separation anxiety.
But that tit hole isn't 'normal'.
There's always people coming and going to which he will become accustomed.
Philip is going to be Lancelot's Number One but there will be plenty of people there to make a fuss of him.

I loved it when Lancelot growled at Fanny.
Animals are very perceptive and growling at her said it all for me.
Having the bloody phone stuck in his little face wouldn't have helped either.
Although cats do suffer from separation anxiety, when a cat sits with it's back to you, it means they trust you. They know you're behind them and that you've got their back, while they guard and survey the front for potential dangers.
 
Cue the grannies' transatlantic gift packages of doggie treats and handmade doggie costumes. Stephanie dropped the non-too-subtle hint with the Marie-cam footage reminding everyone of the HMN's mailing address:

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They require a lot of exercise. Snorts pansying about in his pointy slippers for five minutes in the courtyard will not cut it.
He doesn't usually get as far as the walled garden. I think the dog Lancelot what a stupid name ...will catch hens and pea chicks because he will get bored sitting on a cushion. This breed also really feels the cold.😕
Wouldn't that be the cat's pyjamas?
Lancelot teaches Pheeph to WERK!!!!
One hour off leash walk, with frisbee, tennis ball, and stick-retrieval swimming every morning and evening. As we will be walking country roads, Heel and Sit are commands every street-wise puppy must learn pronto. Especially if tempted to go after the neighbor's fancy chickens.
Agility training so Lancelot, who is more intelligent than the Lalande lot put together, won't lose his mind and eat the panelling in the Grand Salon. Yasssss, queens!!!! L'il man runs up see saw, leaps onto rope bridge, rappels up rock wall, slithers down slide tunnel, emerges to hurdle five jumps in a row, zig zags through the weave poles to leap through a fiery hoop at the end and claim the winner's rose blanket! Pheeph, wearing rose colored jockey outfit, runs beside him. Then they can have lunch.
He'll be getting up EARLY for this, One of the features of life with a terrier is the hairy eyeball they give you. They can awaken you at 5 am, sitting on the floor beside the bed in the dark by force of will alone. If you know what's good for you. My terrier as a puppy ate my high heeled sneakers (which I nearly killed myself to get and paid a lot for). I then understood my role in life. Dog sofa.
After lunch, I think a little training. Cease and sit is paaarfect for the terrier. No, come is also incredibly useful. Drop it and Leave it, especially where other animals, living or dead, are concerned, are a life and death struggle the human must win by training early. Pheeph certainly has the ethical center and stamina to perform this.
 
This channel, Squirrels At The Window, appeared on my YouTube suggestions. I guess the algorithm doesn’t know I’ve recently made life changes. Anyway, it was right and I’m a new subscriber. It’s better than anything SJ has put out, even back in the day.🤷‍♀️


My fault sorry Jules. 🤗 I Posted this about this channel here a month or so ago suggesting Snorts must watch it. Hope you enjoy it! ❤
 
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