The Chateau Diaries #269 At last Stephanie spoke the truth and admitted it herself to be an imposter.

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M&MsMom said:
Shrek trying all the YouTube thumbnail tricks is gross!

If someone could watch this and report back on what I am sure is a groundbreaking and life altering decision for them (insert eyeroll here), I'd appreciate it. I've had my fill of the Grift-o-verse in the past 24 hours. I just can't........

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They got a quote for a smallish hole in the barn roof over a year ago, never fixed it and now it's 5 times bigger... most chateau owners fix their own roofs but Humpty Dumpty is a Scaredy-Cat.
 
Imperious Me said:
They got a quote for a smallish hole in the barn roof over a year ago, never fixed it and now it's 5 times bigger... most chateau owners fix their own roofs but Humpty Dumpty is a Scaredy-Cat.
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I'm surprised he's not doing a crowd funding to pay for it.......I feel like he mentioned something about doing that last year when he showed this issue.
Maybe I'm confusing him with someone else, though. A lot of these chateau owners expect others to pay for their issues, even when they ignore them and the problem gets worse!
 
Is this the look she's going for?

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This morning I just had to get out of my chateau, so I copied my role model Stephie's day of "me". I even wore my gold coloured maxi dress just like Steph.

I needed to spend some money to make me happy, so I went to the tip shop and Vinnies. I nearly asked for a DISCOUNT at Vinnies but I then remembered I was spending my partner's money, so what the hell.

As Stephie would do, I called into McDonalds for a takeaway coffee, I felt soooo young and happy.

I picked up some DISCOUNTED bottles of wine and started drinking at lunchtime, I felt soooo sophisticated.

As I hadn't spent enough money, I went online to buy a CHEAP Frida Kahlo print. What a surprise, I found a DISCOUNTED one which was within my $50 BUDGET. My mother would have been sooo pleased with my FRUGALITY.

When I opened my mail and read the out of this world expensive water bill, I had another glass of DISCOUNTED wine and wondered how to open a "buy me a coffee" fundraiser. Instead, I just emailed it to my partner to pay. I was sooo happy not to have to think about it.

What a day! Geez Stephie lives the life, fancy having days like this every day. Days of fun, laughter and love.
 
I don’t understand how Billy is so unprepared going to collect whatever he is collecting from a cathedral. Surely all the logistics should have been in place before he left France. That bubble wrap for instance. Get it from a supplier. Buying tools. Such a waste he could have put his in the car. Hire a truck from France. It irritates me beyond belief at how wasteful and disorganized he is.
 
Albee said:
I don’t understand how Billy is so unprepared going to collect whatever he is collecting from a cathedral. Surely all the logistics should have been in place before he left France. That bubble wrap for instance. Get it from a supplier. Buying tools. Such a waste he could have put his in the car. Hire a truck from France. It irritates me beyond belief at how wasteful and disorganized he is.
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No worries when Gwen is footing the bill! 👍
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On Repeat said:
This morning I just had to get out of my chateau, so I copied my role model Stephie's day of "me". I even wore my gold coloured maxi dress just like Steph.

I needed to spend some money to make me happy, so I went to the tip shop and Vinnies. I nearly asked for a DISCOUNT at Vinnies but I then remembered I was spending my partner's money, so what the hell.

As Stephie would do, I called into McDonalds for a takeaway coffee, I felt soooo young and happy.

I picked up some DISCOUNTED bottles of wine and started drinking at lunchtime, I felt soooo sophisticated.

As I hadn't spent enough money, I went online to buy a CHEAP Frida Kahlo print. What a surprise, I found a DISCOUNTED one which was within my $50 BUDGET. My mother would have been sooo pleased with my FRUGALITY.

When I opened my mail and read the out of this world expensive water bill, I had another glass of DISCOUNTED wine and wondered how to open a "buy me a coffee" fundraiser. Instead, I just emailed it to my partner to pay. I was sooo happy not to have to think about it.

What a day! Geez Stephie lives the life, fancy having days like this every day. Days of fun, laughter and love.
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Wow! Is your mind rarely at rest? 🤔😆
 
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billybudd said:
After she congratulated herself for flying to SA without messing up, I started to think about -- social dysphoria? She really can't fend for herself in the universe the rest of us live in. I remember going to a lively friendly picnic park with my narc and a large family party of four generations. The one thing he said in two hours was, "I'm the oldest person in this whole place." Along those lines, I think is the source of Jarvis' massive, successful intention to eff everything up.
So I was thinking she keeps Pheeph around to run interference for her -- as her military equerry. (Johnny the Bonnie told me that's what he does for Charles, logistics.) But he doesn't. She booked the eff up flight. How can you do this? And I was thinking he was there to run interference for her because she really needs supervision badly (the neuro-divergent diagnosis makes a lot of sense, but could be the result of narc/addiction issues). It's his only redeeming social importance because she clearly cannot be sleeping with the most unattractive useless eater on the planet. o_O
Taxi fare Swansted to Gatwick approx £75-89.
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Did she actually mess up though or was it all a ruse for sympathy? We didn't see her at Gatwick at all, nor charging at a snails pace around the M25 nor struggling to find a trolley for all her crap and running to get the next flight. I smell a stinking fish no one. is that dumb she was booking a return flight
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Lady Avonlea said:
Does Simon not work? Has he been laid off, retired, quit? He seems to have an inordinate amount of time to indulge his wife's silly chateau whims. Very embarrassing.
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as was that ill fitting yellow double breasted jacket with all the buttons done up, not a good look with a portly booze belly. Do none of these people know a tailor.
 
Sterling Pacific gave Fanny a new suitcase in August 2023 AND Sponsored her vlog, where she went to great lengths to tells us all about this wonderful aluminium Suitcase. Fast forward to October 2023 and said suitcase is replaced with her old cream one and plastic bags. Why didn't Fanny and Snorts share the suitcase as they wear the same clothes. Sterling Pacific marketing department FAIL.
 
There isn't much to witch about SJ's channel since it was the same as the day before. Except the 'missing' of the flight.

So I watched Dan.... he is the man of 6 bricks a day. Didn't the wall come down last week? He just finished the rebuilding and repointing.
At the end he is telling, us viewers what is left to do before a roof can be put on🙄🙄

I give SJ tit, i'll give him tit too.
He went on holidays (good for him) + missed a few days of uploading video's but he still has 7.403m views+ $9099 patreon.
The man made himself $45750 last month.
He had 3 people help him for 1 week and 2 people helping him for another week.
That's 1 persons fulltime job +3 days.
The average salary for a builder in France is 3K.

He pulls in enough money, to book a construction company and profesionally do the walls + roof. Even if a profesional company does the work for him, he'll still have enough to work on for years. Why is he pulling a fanny?
Based on his average daily views of 300K he'd still make $1485 a day while the construction company is there?
He will have time to prefilm stuff and upload it on a saturday and sunday to 'cover' for the extra costs.

Smh, these people are so near sighted and non creative, that they can only look at each other for 'inspiration'.
 
Just Grift Wood said:
Did she actually mess up though or was it all a ruse for sympathy? We didn't see her at Gatwick at all, nor charging at a snails pace around the M25 nor struggling to find a trolley for all her crap and running to get the next flight. I smell a stinking fish no one. is that dumb she was booking a return flight
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She needed something to bulk her part of the vlog out, so came up with this story. The only other thing she could use was the back of her god-daughter on a walk. I imagine the reason for clown being there was for the same reason- desperate for fluff to fill the vlog.
 
Madame de Pompanddoodoo said:
@billybudd I don’t know for certain but I think if you could get a taxi from Gatwick to Stansted for £89 you would be getting a very good deal. I think it would cost quite a bit more than that. I can only compare it to a taxi journey I took from Heathrow to St Pancras which are much closer together and that cost £65.
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Maybe Taxi Fairy brokered a discount :P
 
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