The Chateau Diaries #269 At last Stephanie spoke the truth and admitted it herself to be an imposter.

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MRShavershamsdress said:
This time of year my gran would do rotating hunt boards with a variety of terrines, cold meats, cheeses and rustic breads. Along with plenty of warm, spiced ciders to wash it down with. This was wild game season for us and any adult who could shoot straight was out filling the larder. Incidentally, mom was the best shot in the family. She shot skeet weekly with several different caliber handguns to keep her skills up.
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Game, always a luscious choice.
 
Madame de Pompanddoodoo said:
@billybudd I don’t know for certain but I think if you could get a taxi from Gatwick to Stansted for £89 you would be getting a very good deal. I think it would cost quite a bit more than that. I can only compare it to a taxi journey I took from Heathrow to St Pancras which are much closer together and that cost £65.
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Thank you, I had two links to put in there quoting those prices but I was too lazy and the links are gone with the snows of yesteryear.
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Lady Avonlea said:
Does Simon not work? Has he been laid off, retired, quit? He seems to have an inordinate amount of time to indulge his wife's silly chateau whims. Very embarrassing.
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Awful. I cringed too. And the absolute gormlessness of Permasmile, This is why people think Americans are stupid.
 
The loud, attention seeking Coco chick is simultaneously obnoxious and patently unfunny. I was hoping Aloysius would break free of Amaury’s grasp and chase her back to the airport to take the next flight out of France.

Lazy, stupid ass Baghead has never properly cared for “ his” sheep that he impulsively purchased as props to decorate a field at the Dump. Amaury and Kirsty must be getting tired of having to care for the sheep. You don’t see the Shittelaine ever helping to move the sheep or care for them. That task is always dumped on the current caretakers, Amaury, Kirsty, or the resident “ volunteers”, floral arrangers, cooks/chef, etc.

Permasmile Viv must be delighted that the transactional greedy gruesome twosome pointed out the tote designed by Permasmile in their pile of luggage and shopping bags.

Stephanie and Phillip argue and fight nonstop. Remember the Egypt trip where the Egyptologist guy had to sit between the arguing duo on the boat? No one enjoys being around this superficial, infantile “couple.” I agree with Strephanue, they are definitely together as a couple……………. Of greedy grifting assholes.
 
Lady Di said:
Agreed-- she tells herself that she's just really good at "banter" or "taking the piss" (how she's described her relationship with Dan previously), but then she doesn't know or understand where it crosses the social contract line and becomes simply mean...typical narcissist behavior.
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Tell me about it🙄
 

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OhIDontKnow... said:
I was just reflecting with a friend today on the status of problematic history, slavery, inequity, colonization, and exploitation. My observation is that any country today became such from someone showing up and conquering somebody, that anyone rich more than likely took advantage of someone or some group or class to obtain or steal their wealth, and that the cycle never seems to end. It doesn’t solve anything to point that out, but it does make it a little less astonishing, and therefore less stressful to think about. I’m tired. Can you tell? 🤣
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You are on the money with your observation. From the beginning of time, from the Stone Age to the present, there have always been those who will take what they want away from those who have what they want. It's universal and goes on to this very day and moment. Apply this to the news of the day to recognize that this is true.
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graciemckitten said:
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I’m truly bewildered by this. What would we gain from having a fake relationship for three years? I can’t fathom it. We’re definitely together

Stephanfraudie is rushing to do damage control surrounding her fake “ pay to play” transactional arrangement with the now 27 year old porcelain fondler. Interesting that she immediately outs herself by automatically going to “ what do we gain from having a fake relationship for three years?” Fanny always tells on herself. Tattlers have addressed this very topic in many of the threads in this forum.

IMHO, off the top of my head, here are a few ways the 50% discount Shittelaine and Little Lord Fondletoy Snorts benefit from this fake romance:

1. She has a self generated “ storyline” that a twentysomething ex volunteer would fall madly in love with the middle aged Shittelaine old enough to be his mother. She gets to pretend that she is incredibly desirable, attractive, and youthful which feeds her narcissism. She loves it when the faux “ darlings” start to emerge in every video. She controls the tax free money, trips, purchases, and alcohol.

2. Fanny opened her mouth early in the infancy of the cd channel, prior to the appearance of the porcelain fondler, when she admitted she thought of the Dump crew as actors or cast members in a soap opera like reality vlog. Clara had told us that Fanny’s favorite movie was Dangerous Liasons. Fanny is a champion gaslighter, tit stirrer, busybody, gossip, and rejoices in the setbacks and misfortunes that befall others around her, perpetually turning the misfortunes of others into a spotlight for herself. Michael P. was probably offered the Khillip role but he wisely escaped.

3. Fanny then had to find someone else to fill the role. Sir ChamberPottie was working and traveling and was eager to appear and perform on video, but was only sporadically available to do so. Bag head refused to speak on camera and stupidly donned a bag, tote, or anything else to shield his face. He also has that pesky problem of having a wife and a job, limiting her connection with him to multiple, daily phone calls, vacations, and promises of them spending their retirement years together.

4. What could she do! Enter Sir Snorts a Lot, a 24 year old, grandparent obsessed, alleged sex pest, failed boy bander with a penchant for wearing his mother’s trousers, clutching a jar of mushy peas while sporting broaches and high heels, with the palate of a 2 year old toddler, who was on extended leave from higher education and was already actively involved in finding stage work in his home country and needed any type of media exposure, acting experience, and an opportunity to polish his “ posh to him” English accent .

5. Snorts had been in extensive contact with the little orphan princess prior to appearing as a “ volunteer” at the Dump. Fanny didn’t want a female like Marie to play the Michael P./ Snorts’ role because she wanted a male to escort her around, faux fawn over her, make her look desirable, carry her luggage, etc. Marie is them jettisoned from the Dump and Snorts is made a main player in the Dump crew. She just didn’t count on Phi phi and the Chateau DIY crew to out their “ relationship” and force her to say he was her boyfriend so she wouldn’t offend the cd viewers. She then spun the storyline and milked it mercilessly for the past 3 years for content, smoke and mirrors schemes, etc.

6. What benefit was the faux relationship to Stephanmememe? For the past 3 years, she has had an ex actor employee on the payroll ( paid by YouTube views or tax free Patreon funds) who serves as her personal servant/ concubine/handmaiden, as well as travel companion, liar in waiting, constant content for videos, a chauffeur, an accomplice and enabler for her shopping addiction, and a constant source of ridicule, etc. She was and is in total control of Khillip and their “ relationship.”

7. Fanny could not find an attractive older man to fill the role because such a person would likely have a career, outside interests, and would not be willing to throw away 3 years of their lives to pander to a greedy, vapid, superficial, tone deaf, middle aged, little narc orphan princess and be paid in trips, porcelain, broaches, etc.

8. She has a built in excuse for her ongoing extravagant spending, luxury vacations, auctions, 5 star dinners, and the mysterious deluge of expensive “ presents” allegedly paid for by Khillip, who spends all his allowance money on porcelain. Less than a month ago, Snorts was barely able to scrape up enough change from the floorboards of Marie’s old Ford Fiesta to buy his “ darling” a fish sandwich from McDonalds. Fanny “ celebrates their birthdays, valentines day, holidays, anniversaries, etc, with luxury vacations and shopping binges. She can frequently disappear, claiming that they are going to visit Khillip’s parents., etc.

9. With a fake “ boyfriend” on the payroll acting as a “ beard” , Fanny has been free to sleep with married volunteers, men in relationships with other women, Pottie, or any other man she desired without being discovered, because publicly she “ was in a relationship” with Phi Phi.

What was glaringly absent from Stephanie’s response? No declarations that they were in love, she and Phi Phi are romantic partners, etc. We have all seen Philip tell Stephanie that he loves her, and Stephanie failed to respond. We have seen their agonizingly pained attempts at hugging and kissing each other. Phi phi wants to get married and Fanny gets upset when asked about a more permanent relationship,

Did you notice F4.5Flues grifted a tattle nickname referencing the perpetual bickering amongst the gruesome twosome in yesterday’s cd video?

What other benefits do you believe the gruesome twosome get from their ongoing fake romance?
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OMG! this just slayed me. You put together a brilliant summation. BRAVO!!!
 
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Lionessarising said:
Rock Hudson was my crush back in the day along with Kojak

Since being on my own all my Valentines days have been fabulous as I make them
special. Most if my ones with men have been shite.
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Judging by all the comments about this latest vlog it sounds very entertaining. I'll have to watch this one.
Which vlog was it where Phillip pushed her away, was it recent, I've stopped watching her as well as Dan
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Mine was Cary Grant and I married him. 🥰
 
billybudd said:
Game, always a luscious choice.
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For some reason I can’t eat game! I would have died in olden times. Venison just sits in my digestive system like a rock. Wild boar same. Duck same. Lamb even gives me trouble. I haven’t eaten rabbit, I don’t think I could. Salt cured ham kills me. Tough pork chops can be kind of rough. For a long time I wondered if it was psychological, but I guess some people can’t handle the highly concentrated protein of it all. 🤣 I am an ectomorph. I think that might have something to do with it. I’m supposed to run efficiently on carbs. I do eat enough fat though to be skinny fat, even though my BMI is 22.
 
What's this about? You walk out to your car and pick up a bottle of water to clean off your car of the peacock poo or something? Viv didn't really show anything more than Simon walking to the car with this bottled water, but she did offer up the reminiscence of the last time they were there, said their car doors were "fused with peacock poo". Those were her words, not mine!

Eeeewwwww!



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M&MsMom said:
I just had a realization of something this morning as I was glancing at Stuart's Facebook. I don't know why I hadn't come to this realization earlier!

There's a cable channel here in the US called Magnolia Network, started by Chip & Joanna Gaines (of Fixxer Upper and shiplap fame) and now owned by them and Discovery Network. You can stream the show on Amazon Prime, as well as HBOMax. They have a show, so far only one season, called 'La Pitchoune: Cooking in France", about a cooking school in Provence, at what was once Julia Child's summer home. One of the instructors there is a woman named Kendall Lane, who also runs 'The Courageous Cooking School'. Stuart is not only one of the instructors at 'The Courageous Cooking School' but is now on her second stint living/working at La Pitchoune. She's there right now and has been there a couple of weeks.

I don't know if the show has been renewed for a second season. The first season was filmed prior to Covid rearing its ugly head and didn't air until 2022. But about the time I stopped really paying attention to Stuart (who works my very last nerve) she did one of her posts where she was really excited, but didn't say a word, just making all sorts of happy faces, not telling anyone what she was so happy about. Could it be she'll be on Season 2, if there is one? Or, maybe she's just so excited to be working there on the regular.........

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Just another transactional grifter seeking 15 minutes of fame.
 
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