The Anna Edit #12 Growing a human is tiring, for the sloppy crotch shot Mark needs firing

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poopettemetis said:
She’s just going to say that motherhood is amazing, it’s the best, she feels tired but it’s oh so worth it. Affliate link. No time for showers. Tired. Affliate links. Before the baby life was nothing-y.
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I do hate this so so much. My personal most hated phrase: after a day it felt like he/she has always been with us. We cannot remember how it was before……..
And I am all like? WTF?????? I very much remember before and not necessarily in a bad way? Sleeping in on the weekend? Going out without a second thought? Having a nap just because you can? Just because you love having your child and your new life situation doesn’t mean your life before was worthless or plain forgettable? If so, that’s seriously sad.
 
Great_Kate said:
I do hate this so so much. My personal most hated phrase: after a day it felt like he/she has always been with us. We cannot remember how it was before……..
And I am all like? WTF?????? I very much remember before and not necessarily in a bad way? Sleeping in on the weekend? Going out without a second thought? Having a nap just because you can? Just because you love having your child and your new life situation doesn’t mean your life before was worthless or plain forgettable? If so, that’s seriously sad.
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Exactly this!! I love my daughter more than I ever thought possible. Do I sometimes long for a morning in bed or being able to decide to go on a city break with 3 days notice? Abso-bleeping-lutely!
 
martaS said:
Influencers normally answer their own questions any way, maybe she couldn't be bothered to send any in yet?
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‘Mark, have you written those questions yet? Yes, the ones about my favourite skincare, favourite recipe delivery service, favourite baby products, favourite flower deliveries and favourite shop with ‘and partners’ in the name. No? Why not? Well put the binoculars down and get on with it, we’re losing valuable engagement time!’
 
CatCafe234 said:
‘Mark, have you written those questions yet? Yes, the ones about my favourite skincare, favourite recipe delivery service, favourite baby products, favourite flower deliveries and favourite shop with ‘and partners’ in the name. No? Why not? Well put the binoculars down and get on with it, we’re losing valuable engagement time!’
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She would never speak to Perfect Mark in such tone.
 
jaymie said:
Why would people ask How are you? I mean, even for those people that I don’t hate watch, I just wouldn’t be like HOW ARE YOU. I am evil I know
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There was this phase I think at the beginning of the pandemic when people would do Q&As and some people, either because they were really genuine or totally kissing up, would be like, 'How ARE you, really'? And influenceres would all be like, OMG HOW NICE lol.

Actually this might have come from We're Not Really Strangers?

But the real answer is, fine thanks, because y'all finance my whole freakin life.
 
Didn’t you hear? She grew an exceptional human being (described in words to that effect.) So she’s probably busy planning out his path to his destined greatness, during her mat leave funded by her shameless schilling and swipe ups.

And Mawk is doing something characteristically weird involving binoculars, cardigans, sandals, and gormless gurning.


SachaStark said:
… So, did she really instigate a Q&A and just not answer anything?

What in god’s name do she AND Old Fart do all day?!
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Honestly, what was the point of even asking the question, other than to prove to the Insta algorithm that she still receives engagement during her “mat leave”? Such disingenuousness.

She’s definitely had the time to be mindlessly scrolling and tapping away on Instagram, as she commented on Zoella’s spiel about how difficult the fourth trimester is. So she definitely could have answered half a dozen questions on her stories. Pure laziness.

You can see with the influencer “baby boom” that none of these women have ever done anything remotely challenging with their lives before reproducing.

*edit for double posting
 
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