Strictly Come Dancing 2023 #5

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Saddo that I am, I read the entire farticle.
Apparently Zara is planning on being the “sexiest ever contestant”. Yeah, good luck with that one love. I’m going to file that one next to my plan to run off to the Bahamas with Tom Hardy.

Anyone who says stuff like this deserves to do a movie week dance in stupid onesies. It also gives vibes of someone who will think they are dead sexy and do all the Latin dances like a terrified sparkly ironing board.
 
Saddo that I am, I read the entire farticle.
Apparently Zara is planning on being the “sexiest ever contestant”. Yeah, good luck with that one love. I’m going to file that one next to my plan to run off to the Bahamas with Tom Hardy.
I wonder how her boyfriend feels about her doing strictly? Hoping she gets Neil so she doesn’t fall victim to the strictly curse and cheat? She has form….
 
exactly this!

i feel like i would probably end up falling a bit in love with my pro too if i was a celeb (especially if it was nikita). you go from spending so much time with this person: to them, it’s a job. to you, it’s (at best) an absolute life-changing experience where you exist in a glittery world full of confidence and love. and then suddenly it just all ends. my pro/nikita would probably be taking out a restraining order.

(i do think hamza fell a little bit in love with jowita too)
Stevie Wonder could have seen Hamza was in love with Jowita
 
Not directly related to strictly but is aljaz getting any kind of rest yet?
He posts near enough everyday with time stamps showing hes up most the night caring for lyra which he seems to love so fair play all whilst janettes always getting a full night's sleep??
And then she keeps emphasising how tired they are but always points out aljaz has busy nights I can see how he must be exhausted sleeping on the floor at first but surely they could be sharing the duties out by now?

Not meant to be hurtful to anyone just curious that's all
 
Not directly related to strictly but is aljaz getting any kind of rest yet?
He posts near enough everyday with time stamps showing hes up most the night caring for lyra which he seems to love so fair play all whilst janettes always getting a full night's sleep??
And then she keeps emphasising how tired they are but always points out aljaz has busy nights I can see how he must be exhausted sleeping on the floor at first but surely they could be sharing the duties out by now?

Not meant to be hurtful to anyone just curious that's all
If this is true, Janette has absolutely got it sorted. Gosh what I wouldn’t have given for my ex to actually do all the night duties after I had just given birth 🙌
 
Not directly related to strictly but is aljaz getting any kind of rest yet?
He posts near enough everyday with time stamps showing hes up most the night caring for lyra which he seems to love so fair play all whilst janettes always getting a full night's sleep??
And then she keeps emphasising how tired they are but always points out aljaz has busy nights I can see how he must be exhausted sleeping on the floor at first but surely they could be sharing the duties out by now?

Not meant to be hurtful to anyone just curious that's all

Since she is the one recovering from having her abdomen sliced open, I think it's reasonable if they've decided she should be the one getting the most sleep until she's healed. Especially seeing as she has to be recovered enough to dance in their show by... November? is it?

He did say a day or two ago that he'd done the first night feed and that Janette would be doing the next one, so I think they are alternating now and he's just posting more for whatever reason? Also he might be getting some sleep during the day.
 
Yup. Wonder who is filming it???
Wonder if it's an old one - when he was with Arisa she used to like to post these kind of early-morning videos of him. I'll even forgive the dodgy inspirational tattoo
 

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Not directly related to strictly but is aljaz getting any kind of rest yet?
He posts near enough everyday with time stamps showing hes up most the night caring for lyra which he seems to love so fair play all whilst janettes always getting a full night's sleep??
And then she keeps emphasising how tired they are but always points out aljaz has busy nights I can see how he must be exhausted sleeping on the floor at first but surely they could be sharing the duties out by now?

Not meant to be hurtful to anyone just curious that's all
Other than heavily sedating him, wrapping him in his Helen Halloween Mummy Outfit and locking him in a cupboard, does anyone really think there is any way Aljaz wouldn’t be doing as much of the baby duties as he possibly could?
 
I wonder how her boyfriend feels about her doing strictly? Hoping she gets Neil so she doesn’t fall victim to the strictly curse and cheat? She has form….

I had never heard of her, and after a cursory google I’m still none the wiser.
People who proclaim how sexy they are should be put in the same category as the office saddo who proclaims what a zany, madcap laugh he is because he wears a comedy tie and cartoon socks.
 
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