Strictly Come Dancing 2022 #5

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I’m pleased with Will, Kim is a bit meh. She opened our town carnival a few years ago, she looked horrified to be here til they gave her a bottle of Prosecco and a glass and she was driven around town drinking and waving to all us plebs haha.

On another note, I saw Amy’s wedding pics and she looked lovely but I thought Diane’s ridiculous hair really spoilt the look of the pics with the bridesmaids in.

Haha, dying at Kym and her bottle of fizz. Hopefully she won't need one to get on the dance floor like Auntie Shirl.

I agree about Dianne's hair - didn't go with the dress or the theme. I often think her hair cheapens a ballroom dance too.
 
She’s the same age as Will Mellor, 46, so with that theory whoever he is paired with he’d be old enough to be their dad
Except for 40 year old Karen ;)

Haha, dying at Kym and her bottle of fizz. Hopefully she won't need one to get on the dance floor like Auntie Shirl.

I agree about Dianne's hair - didn't go with the dress or the theme. I often think her hair cheapens a ballroom dance too.
I used to like Aliona’s take on having to be the redhead … one Clairol wash-in wash-out around launch show time … much hair washing and fading over the series until almost back to normal come final time.
 
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It was supposed to be because they had ‘too many blondes’ in which case, seeing as most of the guys are dark haired - can they make Gio embrace the bleach?


It’s odd, isn’t it? The male pros aren’t forced to have distinct hair colours. In Aliona’a first season I think the other blondes were Kristina, Ola & Natalie, mostly the female pros had darker hair (Flavia, Lilia, Katya V, Erin), so I don’t see why Aliona couldn’t have kept her preferred hair colour 🤷‍♀️
 
Tbf I think Dianne's bright red hair, even if SCD-mandated, contributed hugely to her popularity, and the idea that she has a 'vibrant' personality.

I did not know Kym Marsh attracted such vitriol!
I think it’s because at one point a few years back she was one of the staples in the Heat/Hello/OK/side bar of shame stable shilling everything from family tragedy to weight loss/gain and accompanying exercise DVD.
 
All I want is for Gorka to get a partner who is popular, likeable, has an established fan base who will vote and has no dance experience but is a naturally gifted beginner. Not too much to ask, surely?! 😆
Yes yes yes! I want him to get someone from little mix🤣 Not Jesy obvs! He needs a good girl bander I think!!
 
They couldn’t do Gorka with a 3rd soap star in a row could they?

This is a very good point. 3 soap actresses and two Corrie ones is a row feels unlikely. I don't mind her that much but Kym Marsh gives off strong 'i'd like to speak to the manager' vibes

I would put her with Graziano or Neil. Will Mellor I can see being a good match with Karen or Katya, personality wise

Would love to see Gorka with a sportsperson or comedian. Just someone who actually wants to put the work in and have fun would be an improvement on last year 😬
 
Remember Gorka’s bleach blonde hair? I didn’t think it suited him, glad he went back to his natural dark hair
I love Gorka no matter what the hair style

This is a very good point. 3 soap actresses and two Corrie ones is a row feels unlikely. I don't mind her that much but Kym Marsh gives off strong 'i'd like to speak to the manager' vibes

I would put her with Graziano or Neil. Will Mellor I can see being a good match with Karen or Katya, personality wise

Would love to see Gorka with a sportsperson or comedian. Just someone who actually wants to put the work in and have fun would be an improvement on last year 😬

Yes it would be nice to see him with someone fun again too to be fair like when he had Tameka. Someone fun with a bit of rhythm who wants to work at it and gives their all. I wouldn’t be against him in a male partnership at all I think it’ll be two women this year again though.
 
How much the judges get paid compared to the pros is just nuts. The pros must be some of the hardest working people on TV, what with everything that is asked of them - being the best dancers, teaching for long days, being best friend/counsellor to anxious celebs

Shirley gets more infuriating by the year. Her schtick now pretty much goes:

Young male celeb: makes inappropriate comments, fans self, gives 9
Older male celeb: praise for trying, gives 8 just for making it onto dancefloor
Young female celeb: 'well, you missed this one step so I'm going to have to mark you down'
Older female celeb: makes sycophantic speech about how she's 'representing the older woman', gives 8 even though it's obviously a 4 or 5 at most
And people complained about arlene
 
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