Strictly Come Dancing 2022 #11

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Fillyjonk said:
Reckon that was his audition and he's sold his soul to Strictly now.

Manifesting Ben and Luba...
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Give Luba a ringer! Do it show

Anyway I have just today learned about Hamza and Jowita's upcoming rumba to...the Jurassic Park theme?

Movie Week is actually the most chaotic of them all

soccergirl said:
I thought Kym looked quite good in the training footage on ITT.

I see on Katya's insta Tony is training in tearaway trousers :oops:

Shirley was just on The One Show with Ben Shepherd - despite having a degree in contemporary dance (!) he claims he can't dance and will never do Strictly but he looked pretty good when they did a bit together at the end.
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She did! It looked dynamic and she seemed confident

Lostcat said:
It does seem monstrous cruel to Tyler. I thought a nice Waltz or Rumba for him this week would be better.

And poor Amy is this year's Designated Dancer Painted Green.

( I'm assuming she'll be Gamora for the Guardians of the Galaxy dance, and have to spend all Sunday getting all the green facepaint out of her ears and nostrils)
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The only way it makes sense to me is if the show is mostly looking at what will be entertaining for each individual show, and focussing less on whether each couple gets a balanced and fair go of each style. To state the obvious lol
 
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Fillyjonk said:
I really don't like the contempowafts - they're always so formulaic:

- Start by sitting back to back on the floor
- Stand up and lurch your arms to the side, reaching for something invisible
- Slow motion running from the invisible thing
- Roll arms around head to symbolise anguish because you are emoting
- Whether lifted or lifting, make it look like you are fighting inside an invisible duvet cover with your partner
- Roll about a bit like you've got gas
- Do the inevitable double leap like two salmons spawning upstream
- EARNEST FACES
- ARE YOU HAPPY OR FIGHTING OR IN PAIN, NOONE CAN TELL
- Finish back to back with your partner as if the whole thing was a duvet salmon gassy fever dream
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Bare feet! Don’t forget the obligatory bare feet!
 
soccergirl said:
I thought Kym looked quite good in the training footage on ITT.

I see on Katya's insta Tony is training in tearaway trousers :oops:

Shirley was just on The One Show with Ben Shepherd - despite having a degree in contemporary dance (!) he claims he can't dance and will never do Strictly but he looked pretty good when they did a bit together at the end.
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He says he gets asked every year to do it but his wife won’t let him 😂
 
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Never fear Dino fans 😆 (they will probably actually do this now…)
 
www.thesun.co.uk

'Strictly curse’ strikes as dancer splits from long-term girlfriend

STRICTLY dance pro Nikita Kuzmin — partnered with Paralympic swimmer Ellie Simmonds — has broken up with his girlfriend. Pals said fellow dancer Nicole Wirt had moved her belongings out of Nikita’s…
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Had he split with her last series people would have said it's because he had grown close to Tilly and was going to end up with her.

You won't hear such talk this series because of prejudice because people will just say they couldn't see him with Ellie because of her height.
 
Truth is... said:
Just catching up on ITT and only one question - what is Hamza's status because I've decided I love him... Just a gorgeous, sweet man
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Articles just say he hasn't revealed anything about his relationship status. I think he'll be fighting people* off with a stick if he's single.

Mind you, it would be extremely cute if he is single and fell in love with Jowita as they're very sweet together.

*me
 
AllSeeingEye123 said:
www.thesun.co.uk

'Strictly curse’ strikes as dancer splits from long-term girlfriend

STRICTLY dance pro Nikita Kuzmin — partnered with Paralympic swimmer Ellie Simmonds — has broken up with his girlfriend. Pals said fellow dancer Nicole Wirt had moved her belongings out of Nikita’s…
www.thesun.co.uk www.thesun.co.uk

Had he split with her last series people would have said it's because he had grown close to Tilly and was going to end up with her.

You won't hear such talk this series because of prejudice because people will just say they couldn't see him with Ellie because of her height.
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He won't have chance with Ellie because I'm gonna go get my hands on him. 😆😆
 
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