Sophie Cachia #19 From tampon flinging to finally free: The emancipation of Maddie G

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Sure…Media! said:
I thought this chick was drying up but it’s great to be back!!

Super thread title, and Mads 👏🏼

On today’s recrap…

The world’s tallest aviphobe spontaneously went in to a calorie deficit and an injectables bar, before jetting off no first class to Italy. Armed with an itinerary and planned outings, Soph gave no opportunity for her ‘home’ to have a say in things.

Sneakily, the EU arm of the ETC (Emaddicipation Tattlers Cohort) hatched a plot to rescue Maddie. They drugged the team coach, stole his phone, texted her and commanded instant obedience to comply and come home for her bball duties. Day trip to Cinque Terrified canned = pissed off wifey.

Inspired by the coercion, Tickets tried the same tactic to bring Maddie to Oz but that backfired like a 1974 Torana. Next minute, she found her fragile ass on a flight back to Tulla. Hopefully in the middle seat of cattle class. With any luck EmmyLou have her a cruise.

While we are all speculating as to what blew up, we’re all happy for Maddie. She shoots! She scores (allegedly)! Who cares? The only bball talent Soph has is dribbling all down the front of herself.

A loud roar in the distance… Unsure if it was the incoming Emirates flight from Dubai or the cheer of 1000 Garrick supporters, Sophie stared longingly out over the cyclone fence of the airport perimeter trying to work out what all the excitement was about.

This year is a bust. Isuzu failed 💣, the world book tour didn’t get any further than the Moe Centrelink 🪦and NB finally listed the marital home on the market and ✂ ties. We’re jelly.

As The Beatles sang, money can buy me love. She pitched for Glennon Doyle but instead got Arthur Conan Doyle. Now Sherlock has no ‘home’.
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Brilliant 👏
 
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Oh cry us a fucking river 🙄🙄
 
Sure…Media! said:
I thought this chick was drying up but it’s great to be back!!

Super thread title, and Mads 👏🏼

On today’s recrap…

The world’s tallest aviphobe spontaneously went in to a calorie deficit and an injectables bar, before jetting off no first class to Italy. Armed with an itinerary and planned outings, Soph gave no opportunity for her ‘home’ to have a say in things.

Sneakily, the EU arm of the ETC (Emaddicipation Tattlers Cohort) hatched a plot to rescue Maddie. They drugged the team coach, stole his phone, texted her and commanded instant obedience to comply and come home for her bball duties. Day trip to Cinque Terrified canned = pissed off wifey.

Inspired by the coercion, Tickets tried the same tactic to bring Maddie to Oz but that backfired like a 1974 Torana. Next minute, she found her fragile ass on a flight back to Tulla. Hopefully in the middle seat of cattle class. With any luck EmmyLou have her a cruise.

While we are all speculating as to what blew up, we’re all happy for Maddie. She shoots! She scores (allegedly)! Who cares? The only bball talent Soph has is dribbling all down the front of herself.

A loud roar in the distance… Unsure if it was the incoming Emirates flight from Dubai or the cheer of 1000 Garrick supporters, Sophie stared longingly out over the cyclone fence of the airport perimeter trying to work out what all the excitement was about.

This year is a bust. Isuzu failed 💣, the world book tour didn’t get any further than the Moe Centrelink 🪦and NB finally listed the marital home on the market and ✂ ties. We’re jelly.

As The Beatles sang, money can buy me love. She pitched for Glennon Doyle but instead got Arthur Conan Doyle. Now Sherlock has no ‘home’.
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Honestly, this is GOLD! "EU arm of the ETC" had me rolling!

survivHER said:
Wow. Latest story is soooo photoshopped. Does she really expect us to believe her legs have gotten that thin that fast? But also, her ankles and feet are beyond disproportionate to her legs.
Woe is me, I’m soooo frail.
Attention seeking at its finest
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Hahaha came here to say the same thing. This is the beginning of the spiral! Weight loss first followed by the video montages of her crying to stupid songs. Clips of her busy being a mum, then more crying, some wistful glances, some quiet moments of reflection, a thirst trap or two followed by more crying. Then my moniker "Trainwreck in Tulla" will become a fully realised vision. Even more of a Trainwreck then she is now. I am waiting Smoph!!!!!!!
 
svpotatochips said:
Her legs look like they’re floating above her shoes 😂
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Definitely photoshopped


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We've been looking at staying at a hotel near Melbourne airport to minimise the drive to the airport the next day during peak hour. Did another comparison for Soph's place and the runway. Soph's place is on the bottom right hand corner and the end of the runway is marked with the big red star

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Sure…Media! said:
I thought this chick was drying up but it’s great to be back!!

Super thread title, and Mads 👏🏼

On today’s recrap…

The world’s tallest aviphobe spontaneously went in to a calorie deficit and an injectables bar, before jetting off no first class to Italy. Armed with an itinerary and planned outings, Soph gave no opportunity for her ‘home’ to have a say in things.

Sneakily, the EU arm of the ETC (Emaddicipation Tattlers Cohort) hatched a plot to rescue Maddie. They drugged the team coach, stole his phone, texted her and commanded instant obedience to comply and come home for her bball duties. Day trip to Cinque Terrified canned = pissed off wifey.

Inspired by the coercion, Tickets tried the same tactic to bring Maddie to Oz but that backfired like a 1974 Torana. Next minute, she found her fragile ass on a flight back to Tulla. Hopefully in the middle seat of cattle class. With any luck EmmyLou have her a cruise.

While we are all speculating as to what blew up, we’re all happy for Maddie. She shoots! She scores (allegedly)! Who cares? The only bball talent Soph has is dribbling all down the front of herself.

A loud roar in the distance… Unsure if it was the incoming Emirates flight from Dubai or the cheer of 1000 Garrick supporters, Sophie stared longingly out over the cyclone fence of the airport perimeter trying to work out what all the excitement was about.

This year is a bust. Isuzu failed 💣, the world book tour didn’t get any further than the Moe Centrelink 🪦and NB finally listed the marital home on the market and ✂ ties. We’re jelly.

As The Beatles sang, money can buy me love. She pitched for Glennon Doyle but instead got Arthur Conan Doyle. Now Sherlock has no ‘home’.
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You have a very unique writing style, and I FUCKING LOVE IT! Without giving too much away, do you have young twins? You write very similar to a woman I follow (she’s not an influencer but is funny AF). I’m curious, but totally get if you don’t want to give anything away xx

sophiesgiantego said:
sorry I just can’t get over people saying she looks good 😂😂😂 She looks like a character from Wallace and Grommet, her mouth has gotten worse

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Ok those photos certainly aren’t her best angles :eek:
 
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