Siobhán O'Hagan #56 "Holiday romance" baby almost here, Shiv gives Ned the perineal massage fear

[We were on a break]

Theirs just something unlikeable about her I find her even more unlikeable than FBG and that’s saying something. She’s in for a rude awakening when she’s back home from the hospital with a newborn she’s seriously deluded and thinks she’s getting this little doll that will just sleep and feed when she wants. I can’t wait for this tit show but knowing big foot she’ll probably make out everything is perfect.

 

[Spoofersthelotofthem]

There's a massive housing crisis in Dublin. She wouldn't have a problem getting a person in to stay in that second room, look after the child at night and when she goes to the gym in the morning.

I do think that is the route she will go down as soon as she realises it's not all sunshine and lollipops. But she will hide all of that from Instagram.

Like she hid Laura Bennett in London. The exact same.

 

[mrsbinfield]

There’s going to be a baby . I think about it and again am dumbfounded each& everytime i remind myself

 

[instaknobs]

Maybe, like eggs, she figures it won't matter at this point so is back on the margs?!

Why wouldn't you?

 

[LurkingLuke]

“I used to be such a great sleeper. Hopefully the baby will be like me”

I give up …. She realises she’s giving birth to an actual baby right?? A NEWBORN BABY?!!?!

My husband and I are (were) both big sleepers - himself would fall asleep on a clothing line.
Man, that full year of hourly wakings nearly drove us off the edge.

She.Doesn’t.Have.A.Clue

 

[slurpymcslurp]

Hi there Shivers O Hagan, was just wondering if I could be removed from your 'everyone is amazed' list please cos I sure ain't amazed by you ya BIG dope. Give me f...in strength with this wan, the absolute state if her

 

[Sunshineplz]

Living for it....

but are you living differently for it? Yeesh.

 

[Dyingtoknow]

There's a massive housing crisis in Dublin. She wouldn't have a problem getting a person in to stay in that second room, look after the child at night and when she goes to the gym in the morning.

I do think that is the route she will go down as soon as she realises it's not all sunshine and lollipops. But she will hide all of that from Instagram.

Like she hid Laura Bennett in London. The exact same.

100% this!! I’m convinced she has this already arranged that’s why she is so indifferent to how her life will be once baby is born, she is not going to be inconvenienced by her child, she’ll pay some one to deal with any inconvenience and she will be in the gym for hours on end each day and out slurping down the margaritas at any opportunity

 

[Ellamay87]

I honestly CANNOT see how this is going to go. She can barely dress herself and can't maintain basic household needs. It's terrifying really.

 

[Defo_Not_Shiv]

I honestly CANNOT see how this is going to go. She can barely dress herself and can't maintain basic household needs. It's terrifying really.

Ah no it’ll be the making of her.

Lol jk duck her

 

[surlook]

Today apartment is too small for two audits and a baby. They'll be on top of other.

 

[Onlyhereforthegoss]

Do we know for sure that he's moving in after the baby is born? Where did that come from?

 

[Defo_Not_Shiv]

#Ohfitnesstravels…. To grand canal dock?

K love.

 

[Spoofersthelotofthem]

Do we know for sure that he's moving in after the baby is born? Where did that come from?

Insider at the baby shower. That's what she told someone there. Probably Neds mam who told Ned

It doesn't seem true. Probably more wishful thinking from the Queen of bullshit.

 

[Onlyhereforthegoss]

That seems pure madness if its true. Living with someone is hard enough in the early days, but throw in a newborn, and it seems just beyond stupid.
He could have moved in while she was pregnant and they could at least have gotten used to each other in that way beforehand.

 

[surlook]

He's no interest in getting to know her. If he is moving in it's purely to bond with the baby and pull his weight with the night feeds.

I couldn't imagine being alone with a new born 24/7.

 

[Domestic goddess]

She genuinely thinks she's having a doll/Teddy.
How are people asking her all this when her DM's are off?
Look at Anna Geary, a normal fit woman in a healthy relationship. Delighted that she managed to get out of the house with baby. God help Shed

 

[forgotmyacc]

There we have it lads. This why she is punishment training. For validation from (made up) people.

And for someone who didn't want to give out her due date she has certainly banged on about it.

 

[beeswing101]

should she not have a bit of cop on and maybe cut back on the workouts to reserve her energy incase she has a very intense 24 hours or longer Labour? She can’t survive in the day without a nap how is she going to survive an intense Labour if it happens

 

[Madeline 74]

Insider at the baby shower. That's what she told someone there. Probably Neds mam who told Ned

It doesn't seem true. Probably more wishful thinking from the Queen of bullshit.

I thought she posted somethings about someone moving in. Definitely on her stories.