Siobhán O'Hagan #56 "Holiday romance" baby almost here, Shiv gives Ned the perineal massage fear

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leahcimm123 said:
Aw please just duck off 😂
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The smugness! You know who is probably not impressed...the baby!

Mam she is a bellend
So she's admitted she is only now overdue, so all this false nonsense about her going any day ... but she's cool about it.

Insufferable
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Jg86 said:
I'm still shocked she is going to be a mother soon. Any chance this has just been a giant prank??
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Pity it wasn't just a giant wank eh Ned!
(Crass sorry, but she is beyond at this stage!... the biggest charlatan going)
Motherhood might give her an almighty dose of cop on.
 
Spoofersthelotofthem said:
Perpetua have been really toothless with her. It feels like she has had the run of the place.

If I was paying the fees that people pay there to use a high end gym I wouldn't be happy with her presence setting up cameras etc.

The Perpetua brand is now in the gutter with My Protein for me. A pity as I'm a member of Westwood and was looking to change gym.

Perpetua would have been one of the options in the area.
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Would you think about letting them know this?
 
The 3 biggest criticisms she got in the last thread were:
1. She's lying about her due date and pretending to be overdue and
2. She made herself sound like a massive bleep doing and "ask me anything" then sneering about not telling "randomers" anything about her baby and
3. She's an asshole persisting with that extreme exercise.

She claims she doesn't read tattle yet miraculously thought to address all of those things today ?! :LOL: 23theagency must be reading here on her behalf so and giving her notes on how not to look like the insufferable dose she is.
 
"Everyone is impressed with my training but I don't know any different"

Did you ever hear such bullshit in your life? She hasn't done regular CrossFit in years and has undoubtedly not trained like that in a very long time - lying bleeping witch. Just because you can doesn't mean you should.

Even the look on her face as she says it - the smirk. She is delighted with herself.
 
She was on a while ago about her Ma being nearly three weeks over with her, but this morning says lots of her friends and family went early !! What ? Her own Mam was weeks late on her but we have the ‘going early’ story too. And today she says she is NOW over her due date, which we all know was around the 14th. I wonder has someone told her she can’t keep lying as she has told the world the facts months ago and can’t now change the narrative and the only was to have any credibility is to come up with an explanation. And the smile and apologies…so insincere
 
God she is in for the biggest land of her life.
I say this as only an auntie, but my god being a parent is full on.
Plus she really has no first hand experience of children as she has no nieces / nephews until last month

Could be the making of her, but I suspect she'll just be a bigger tit, with an even bigger complex.
 
“I used to be such a great sleeper. Hopefully the baby will be like me”

I give up …. She realises she’s giving birth to an actual baby right?? A NEWBORN BABY?!!?!
 

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surlook said:
Would you think about letting them know this?
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And Lorraine Conwell probably passing my details to her buddy Siobhan. Nah, but I'm hoping someone associated reads here.
All a clickiity click they are. I doubt I'm the only one Perpetua have lost out on.

Who wants to go to the gym to be judged by the great stomper or the see the eyes staring you down having an imaginary competition unbeknownst to you🤣

I can't stand the vibe from Shiv.
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wholovesorangesoda said:
“I used to be such a great sleeper. Hopefully the baby will be like me”

I give up …. She realises she’s giving birth to an actual baby right?? A NEWBORN BABY?!!?!
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I really really do not see Shiv attending to the baby as much as all new mothers do. If the child starts crying and disrupts her sleep Shiv will turf it into the other room.

She is devoid of empathy - we have seen so many snippets of that in her character. Utterly dangerous trait.

Also, from her story she used to be all uppity about Nespresso now she's mad about their products with the frother.

Jesus swept. Another product she shat on and will soon tag the life out of looking for attention.
 
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surlook said:
"Everyone is impressed with my training but I don't know any different"

Did you ever hear such bullshit in your life? She hasn't done regular CrossFit in years and has undoubtedly not trained like that in a very long time - lying bleeping witch. Just because you can doesn't mean you should.

Even the look on her face as she says it - the smirk. She is delighted with herself.
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… in the same way people compliment special needs individuals… “Oh, we’ll done Shiv, you’ve done so well!”
 
She goes on about scaling back the CrossFit work outs but does she not realise she doesn’t have to do them? Could she not just go to the gym if she really wanted to and do maybe I don’t know.. a furnace work out? Or just move in a way that feels good to her body? But no she has to compete while putting her baby at risk.

and No one is impressed shiv.. no one. Judging yes, impressed no. I’d imagine people have at most commented like oh you’re still going to the gym…? And she’s taken that as a compliment rather than their shock and borderline horror.
 
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