Simon Harris #6 Even the Duke of Marlborough only charges £4.99 for a tea towel

[Also_smoke_and_mirrors]

He thinks he's such a celebrity. At least when proper celebs do that post the link would take you to the register to vote page

 

[lilykestrel]

yer man pretends he was in German scat porn to try and boost his social media following

 

[VeniVidiVicki]

yer man pretends he was in German scat porn to try and boost his social media following

Imagine him being your dad

 

[HotesTilaire]

Imagine his sad penis

 

[Traazers]

Imagine him snuffling about on top of you

 

[mchops]

^ mods banhammer time. Encouraging suicidal thoughts .

 

[ahkrin]

Imagine clicking that link

 

[Bread]

FFS don't imagine all four at the same time like I just did.

 

[Magwitch]

Imagine his sad penis

‘Imagine his sad penis’ would make an excellent thread title but maybe a bit niche.

 

[IcanSpellBéchamel]

No mention of Hawwis in today’s story about Kirsty in Private Eye, but they aren’t letting it all drop:

 

[Pkershaw]

Holy tit

Simon has accused another page of posting old information and being a “silly engagement-bait page”. Just mind blowing.

In other news, Kirsty O’Callaghan was recently heard moaning about people who fraudulently filter public sector money to their friends

 

[anniemouse]

Holy tit

Simon has accused another page of posting old information and being a “silly engagement-bait page”. Just mind blowing.

In other news, Kirsty O’Callaghan was recently heard moaning about people who fraudulently filter public sector money to their friends

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He’s probably raging he never thought of that one

 

[lilykestrel]

Grim

 

[Blue bunny]

Grim

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He's such a feminist.

 

[Aliceboo]

Well that's put me off my food for the next 10 years.

I think putting a term that could bring up pornography on something that may be used by children is terrible, but if he got more likes it off it I guess it was worth it to him.

 

[Jelly Bean]

Well that's put me off my food for the next 10 years.

I think putting a term that could bring up pornography on something that may be used by children is terrible, but if he got more likes it off it I guess it was worth it to him.

The fact he's put that in among children's programmes is quite disturbing.
He really is a strange and unpleasant individual.

 

[Pkershaw]

Yeah he famously has form for using children in sexual “jokes”. From saying he’d rather catch his 6 year old watching porn than reading the daily mail, to sex between teachers and pupils, to “pretty” schoolgirls

These are a pure pukefest. I dread to even begin to think what he’s typing into Google to get that photograph for the first one. That is a real photo of an actual child in an article about looking pretty in uniform

 

[DontQuoteMe]

Holy tit

Simon has accused another page of posting old information and being a “silly engagement-bait page”. Just mind blowing.

In other news, Kirsty O’Callaghan was recently heard moaning about people who fraudulently filter public sector money to their friends

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The John Savident comment was funny, but I wouldn’t describe it as ‘pure genius’
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Yeah he famously has form for using children in sexual “jokes”. From saying he’d rather catch his 6 year old watching porn than reading the daily mail, to sex between teachers and pupils, to “pretty” schoolgirls

These are a pure pukefest. I dread to even begin to think what he’s typing into Google to get that photograph for the first one. That is a real photo of an actual child in an article about looking pretty in uniform

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This is horrible

 

[Seaford Haggington]

Loan fraud, eh? Nasty business.

 

[Pkershaw]

Loan fraud, eh? Nasty business.

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Dear God,

I know I haven’t always been the best of Catholics, mainly owing to my staunch devotion to atheism. But if in fact you do exist, you know what to do. I'm not asking for a lot. Just a teeny-tiny dose of karma.

Please, please, please can you arrange a knock on Dory’s door? A knock from a Covid Corruption Commissioner established by a Labour government that he spent a decade leering over as if they were a breastfeeding woman. My God this would be so sweet.

If Simons Kirsty catastrophe was merely a starter, I am so ready for my main course.

Amen
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On a serious note, there must surely be a way to flag up potential fraud cases to these investigators?! I’d be surprised if they’re not reliant upon tip offs.

Would be a shame if the Tattling pigeons got the chess board out again, wouldn’t it, Simon?