Simon Harris #6 Even the Duke of Marlborough only charges £4.99 for a tea towel

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Oh happier days - no doubt fed to him on loaded finger
 
The Facebook drug just isn’t a big enough hit and we “lost” our Twitter account 😢, so we’re off to repeat the same tit jokes over on Threads, people. Marvellous.

There’s nothing stopping you from using Twitter again, Si! Nothing except your own unwillingness to give up control of the comments that appear under your bilge. That’s the real reason you won’t poke your head above that particular parapet.

also, 1) what sort of person would take pleasure in the thought of their mere existence making “lots” of people very angry? (I’ll answer that. A bitter and deranged narcissist.)

and 2) don’t flatter yourself, Simon. Firstly, it’s not “lots”. Most people don’t even know you exist despite your 15-year-long rabid obsession with becoming famous. And secondly, those that you think hate your existence actually just hate you as a person and enjoy having a figure of fun that makes them feel better about themselves. Your existence and your downfall in particular was a source of enormous joy for me.

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CookieZippy said:
Christ. He thinks that "he doesn't look autistic" tweet is worth of a Booker Prize doesn't he?

He'll be bored of Threads in a week. It's not going to give him any decent sort of buzz whatsoever.
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I do like that specific comment as had it said to me several times when my son was small. The eye rolls I had to do in my mind …

so yes, that specific comment I absolutely get.

But he’s no longer funny. He used to be, I quite liked some of the satirical stuff from Southend News Network but it’s all become repetitive and no longer funny, He no longer does relevant stuff, just rehashes the same stuff.
 
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