Simon Harris #6 Even the Duke of Marlborough only charges £4.99 for a tea towel

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Hooray!!!! 🎉

It’s almost the end of the school summer holidays and we know what that means. Just like clockwork, this turgid snooze-fest about expensive school uniforms is back!!!!

He must’ve posted this every year for the past 6 or 7 years and I’ve never been able to read all the way through this over-written bilge.

Simon, you are quite possibly the unfunniest man in the world. Get a life.

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There goes the world's bestest feminist telling a woman and mother that her opinion is wrong.

Simon being all about how you shouldn't attack a mother who has made the decision to have a glass of wine while carrying her baby while viciously attacking a mother who has made the opposite decision.

I'm of the opinion that a mum does what is best for her baby. I never would have drank while my babies were newborns because I'm a lightweight and I coslept.

He just can't disagree worth a woman without viciously attacking her. As someone who never drank when my babies were small I can actually think of quite a few responses as to why having a drink when you have a baby isn't bad, without being a bleep.
 
Yes, I too enjoyed the irony of, “ARGHH all these nasty people attacked a woman!!! How dare they, eh girls 😱😱😱”, juxtaposed with, “Check out this scweenshot of me aggwessively swearwing at a woman who disagweed with me on the internet!!! LOLZ.”

These types of responses are all just symptomatic of his narcissistic personality disorder. He’s always absolutely right about everything ever and if you hold a different opinion, you’re a bad person. Spiteful, abusive responses are fair game when Simon is throwing them in your direction and using you to generate clicks from his weirdo followers.

He’s so, so thick and lacking self awareness that he cannot see the hypocrisy of it all.
 
Honestly, who the duck does he think he is? Calls himself a content creator, but actually creates duck all. Says he's pro-women, but insults any woman he sees as 'lower' than himself.

Oh yeah - acts the high-and-mighty lefty, yet had no qualms taking a tory paycheck for hundreds of thousands 🤭

Sit the duck down ya big, greedy, grifty-snaggin, brexit-voting, meme-screenshotting, napkin-selling, law-breakin, tory tosspot.
 
Pkershaw said:
Yes, I too enjoyed the irony of, “ARGHH all these nasty people attacked a woman!!! How dare they, eh girls 😱😱😱”, juxtaposed with, “Check out this scweenshot of me aggwessively swearwing at a woman who disagweed with me on the internet!!! LOLZ.”

These types of responses are all just symptomatic of his narcissistic personality disorder. He’s always absolutely right about everything ever and if you hold a different opinion, you’re a bad person. Spiteful, abusive responses are fair game when Simon is throwing them in your direction and using you to generate clicks from his weirdo followers.

He’s so, so thick and lacking self awareness that he cannot see the hypocrisy of it all.
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Spot on. He's a grotty little creep and it shines through in his every interaction with women.

The faux-feminist act exists solely because he's too much of a charmless ugly fucker to get attention from women any other way. Personally, I prefer my misogyny where I can see it, but he's getting there.
 
He's yapping about going to the Monkey Forest as it was the recent focus of a TripAdvisor review that attacked it for only having monkeys.

He seems to think that his trip there, and confirming they only have monkeys counts as content and this he should be paid for it. In reality real content creators will film, or take photos of the experience, talking about the whole thing, what they saw, what was good, what was brilliant, and what you need to be aware of. It will take them time to put together a piece about their experience.

He just seems to think he needs praise, and money, solely because he went to a place that had a bit of online fame.
 
Aliceboo said:
He's yapping about going to the Monkey Forest as it was the recent focus of a TripAdvisor review that attacked it for only having monkeys.

He seems to think that his trip there, and confirming they only have monkeys counts as content and this he should be paid for it. In reality real content creators will film, or take photos of the experience, talking about the whole thing, what they saw, what was good, what was brilliant, and what you need to be aware of. It will take them time to put together a piece about their experience.

He just seems to think he needs praise, and money, solely because he went to a place that had a bit of online fame.
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Like when he drove hundreds of miles to a takeaway. twit.
 
Aliceboo said:
He's yapping about going to the Monkey Forest as it was the recent focus of a TripAdvisor review that attacked it for only having monkeys.

He seems to think that his trip there, and confirming they only have monkeys counts as content and this he should be paid for it. In reality real content creators will film, or take photos of the experience, talking about the whole thing, what they saw, what was good, what was brilliant, and what you need to be aware of. It will take them time to put together a piece about their experience.

He just seems to think he needs praise, and money, solely because he went to a place that had a bit of online fame.
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He is confused by the word 'content'. His idea of content is no different to what we do on Facebook, share memes and make mundane posts about our daily lives or current affairs. We can't all be considered content creators. If he bothered to film something or take the time to make journalism posts, he could use the term content creator to describe what he does. Copy and pasting the same post every half term about bananas left in lunchboxes and sharing other people's memes, is not creation.

The arrogance of the man accepting 3 times the average salary each year to do a few two sentences posts that had the reach of a shorter than average t-rex.
 
Aliceboo said:
He's yapping about going to the Monkey Forest as it was the recent focus of a TripAdvisor review that attacked it for only having monkeys.

He seems to think that his trip there, and confirming they only have monkeys counts as content and this he should be paid for it. In reality real content creators will film, or take photos of the experience, talking about the whole thing, what they saw, what was good, what was brilliant, and what you need to be aware of. It will take them time to put together a piece about their experience.

He just seems to think he needs praise, and money, solely because he went to a place that had a bit of online fame.
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He's family should have left him there, he's like a bloody ape!
 
Aliceboo said:
He's yapping about going to the Monkey Forest as it was the recent focus of a TripAdvisor review that attacked it for only having monkeys.

He seems to think that his trip there, and confirming they only have monkeys counts as content and this he should be paid for it. In reality real content creators will film, or take photos of the experience, talking about the whole thing, what they saw, what was good, what was brilliant, and what you need to be aware of. It will take them time to put together a piece about their experience.

He just seems to think he needs praise, and money, solely because he went to a place that had a bit of online fame.
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Oh god, that's worringly close 🔻
 
Eight tit jokes about Oasis tickets in the past 24 hours from Simon "Less is More" Harris. I shouldn't act surpwised weally I suppose.

Actually no, he's been at it for days. This one is top notch content cweation that he deserves payment for.





A quick guide to Ticketmaster fees ahead of Oasis tickets going on sale. You will be charged the following on top of the face value of your ticket:
- Booking Fee
- Transaction Fee
- Service Fee
- Handling Fee
- Postage Fee
- Packaging Fee
- Printing Fee
- Print-At-Home Fee
- Foo Fee
- Fee Fee
- Fee Fi Fo Fum Fee
- Unspecified Fee
- We Saw You Coming Fee
- Tough Tits Fee
- Definitely May Fee
- Suck Our Chuddies Fee
- The Smells Iff Fee
- Fee
- Born Fee
- I Want To Break Fee
- Everybody’s Fee To Wear Sunscreen
- Fee Willy
- Die Hard Fee
 
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