Ah lads, I can't with this show anymore!
That should have been the end - no third series.
**Sigh** Ok here we go!
Samantha - We knew it was going to be an anticlimax so no surprises there. We hear in Season 1 that Carrie and Sam are no longer friends and something to the effect that after Carrie had no more PR work for Sam she ditched her. "Was I just and ATM to her??" Bullshit - that is so not Sam. Then Big dies and Sam does not make the trip from London to support her friend of 30 years. She sends flowers and we are expected to believe that - fine. Fast forward to this episode. Having never/hardly been mentioned Sam rings Carrie out of the blue and Carrie does not look surprised to see Samantha's name come up on her screen. (and just "Samantha" not "Samantha London" - we all know that if your friend has moved country you put their new number in like that because you still have the old number). What is Sam ringing for? She was flying from London to New York to say goodbye to an apartment and going back the next morning -
duck off!!!
duck off all you stupid writers.
So Miranda and Charlotte told her about the dinner. Are we expected to believe that they are in touch with her? We've never heard a mention of that! Are they keeping the friendship from Carrie? If they are not in contact, why was this
bleeping dinner so important that they had to contact her to tell her about it. And what if Aidan had turned up for dinner - would there have been room for Sam? That dining room furniture I presume was rented along with the dishes, and everything for the table. How embarrassing would it have been for Sam to show up - Surprise! and then everyone looking awkwardly at each other because there is no room at the table. Would Sam have been sitting on the bed eating out of one of Carrie's shoe
Dinner Party Guests - I won't dwell on this but as we have all said that the biggest collection of nobodies ever. Surely in 35 years in New York Carrie could have got 15 intelligent and interesting women together.
Some guy she worked on a podcast with last season - why?
Nya - have they ever been in the same room together?
LWT - Carrie was invited to her dinner for some bizarre reason. She is Charlotte's friend from their kid's school. And why did Carrie get her invite when the husband forgot to send them?
Che?????
That guestlist was bullshit. It would have been a lovely way to bring back old characters and create nostalgia.
Aidan - Awh Adian. What the
duck have they done to Aidan? His teenage kid throws a strop and he falls apart. He effectively dumped Carrie needlessly.
duck off Aidan. Where does a teenage kid get mushrooms? Are you for real? They probably grow on your farm. Why do you think 3 teenage kids want to hang out there all the time? They are off their heads all the time on the magic farm
Asking Carrie to wait 5 years? Are you gonna live like a monk for 5 years....
duck off!
Sex Montage - Did that episode really contain a sex montage? Why?
Charlotte and Miranda - great to see them getting back to who they are. I love Charlotte and Harry.
Seema - no way is she the new Sam the way she is fawning over that loser. Is she really going along with Carrie waiting for Aidan? We all know what Sam would have said about that!
And that brings me to
Carrie! I
dislike her so much. She is a selfish, whiney
witch. So she chased Big for 6 years then was married to him for the bones of 20 years but somehow got over to him in a year. So much so that she could fall in love again and question if he was a mistake! Then she is prepared to wait 5 years for Aidan after a year together, if even. Please!
The writers, producers, and SJP should be ashamed of themselves with this ridiculous show. They have ruined what was something very special.
Rant over!