Secret Celebrity Gossip #166

[Harlot O'Scara]

So who do we reckon is the Ozempic celebrity who shat the bed Gwyneth Paltrow’s Hamptons mansion?

Are we sure it was the Ozempic and not the organic wheatgerm porridge or whatever the duck Gwynnie probably serves for dinner?

 

[lilyannrose]

It's wild though what people will do to their bodies to chase a totally unrealistic image.

All things considered I'd rather be fat, and I hate being fat.

 

[Bloody orange Hell]

This is why I could never apply for Bake Off. I mean, I’d be shite at breads and pastry and cake decorating but if he offered me a handshake for my cookies I don’t think the telly folks would broadcast my “ew duck off you slimy bleep” retort.

You can imagine the producer calling the sound editor:
“Sorry mate but uh, we have had the usual problem during the intros……Yep, yep, same issue as always - he's a “slimy“ one today though hahaha…...Absolutely! it’s nice to have a change from “massive” and “utter”.….nah, nah, my favourites are still “pastry-brained” and “flat soufflé-arsed”….he kept asking the crew to only film him from the front after that one, hahahahahaha…nah, no chance, that episode had more arse shots than Huw Edward’s photo album….yeah, cheers, thanks for sorting it mate, Bye!”
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That face Paul Hollywood pulls when he's trying to show off his blue eyes makes my vagina seal up.

What on earth do you mean?

Spoiler: Blue Steel

 

[WaWooWeeWa]

You can imagine the producer calling the sound editor:
“Sorry mate but uh, we have had the usual problem during the intros……Yep, yep, same issue as always - he's a “slimy“ one today though hahaha…...Absolutely! it’s nice to have a change from “massive” and “utter”.….nah, nah, my favourites are still “pastry-brained” and “flat soufflé-arsed”….he kept asking the crew to only film him from the front after that one, hahahahahaha…nah, no chance, that episode had more arse shots than Huw Edward’s photo album….yeah, cheers, thanks for sorting it mate, Bye!”
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What on earth do you mean?

Spoiler: Blue Steel

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Is Paul the reason the color saturation is always turned up so high on Bake-Off? His eyes are practically glowing at times. Also, he gives duck-me eyes to literally everyone.

 

[Bread]

Aren't those just his eyes?

 

[L3moning]

Not to rich and famous people, but there have been a few instances of ordinary folk losing jobs or academic positions because of some keyboard warriors taking offence at something minor.

Even then it's relatively rare, AFAIK.

 

[Lyra1970]

Can someone make a Glasto thread please? I have no clue how to do one

 

[Multi-21]

Can someone make a Glasto thread please? I have no clue how to do one

This one seems to be active

Glastonbury 2023/2024 #2 because we haven't finished talking about music yet

Just in case anyone wants to head back to the times where we were all obsessed with Mongolian folk metal 🤘 - The Hu's set from last year is now on Spotify / other streaming services!

tattle.life

 

[Lyra1970]

This one seems to be active

Glastonbury 2023/2024 #2 because we haven't finished talking about music yet

Just in case anyone wants to head back to the times where we were all obsessed with Mongolian folk metal 🤘 - The Hu's set from last year is now on Spotify / other streaming services!

tattle.life

Ah thank you , I saw that when I searched but it was last years and didn’t have current comments when I looked

 

[cinder-umber-ella]

Also came here to find out if anyone knows who shat Gwyneth's bed......

 

[Restless Native]

Also came here to find out if anyone knows who shat Gwyneth's bed......

I smell a podcast

Who Shat in Gwyneth's bed?

 

[Fanny Muchmore]

Was it Amber Heard again?

 

[lilyannrose]

Was it Amber Heard again?

Amber Turd!

 

[Mark81]

 

[Moongirl69]

Ah thank you , I saw that when I searched but it was last years and didn’t have current comments when I looked

Just comment and resurrect it. It'll liven up as Glasto gets started.

 

[CookieMonsta]

A friend of a friend has said that he is known as David Ten inch in theatre land! Not sure how much truth there is in that.

It's not the size but if he knows how to use it. Personally I think he'd be a tit lover. I liked his Dr Who but he seems to be a bit of a bleep irl.

(Are we allowed to use bleep on this thread?)

 

[ButtonDownTheHutches]

And she caused a nun to die from stress because what she wanted was more important than anything else.

 

[Peachsquish]

Article about it

Nun’s chilling final words before she collapsed and died in court in middle of Katy Perry property legal dispute

Katy Perry was once deep in a legal dispute with two elderly nuns over the sale of a Los Angeles-based convent when one collapsed and died.

www.unilad.com

 

[MrsFawlty]

Is Paul the reason the color saturation is always turned up so high on Bake-Off? His eyes are practically glowing at times. Also, he gives duck-me eyes to literally everyone.

I thought it was just me that noticed the picture is Technicolor on Bake Off! By coincidence, Mary Berry's got lovely bright blue eyes which I first noticed on the show. PH is such a smug git though.

 

[TheMogadon]

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(Are we allowed to use bleep on this thread?)

Shite I hope so I blasted straight in with it upthread