Secret Celebrity Gossip #166

[Carefree]

A friend of a friend has said that he is known as David Ten inch in theatre land! Not sure how much truth there is in that.

But look at what it's attached to. A clam slam would occur with him and I don't want my cervix bruised either. Ugh.

 

[Tamij]

Paul Hollywood really is repugnant. He gives me a crispy neck.

 

[Meowsy]

A friend of a friend has said that he is known as David Ten inch in theatre land! Not sure how much truth there is in that.

There are pictures out there, you can judge for yourself.

 

[Bread]

It's

A friend of a friend has said that he is known as David Ten inch in theatre land! Not sure how much truth there is in that.

It's clearly true! It's sticking out on his forehead.

 

[Harlot O'Scara]

But look at what it's attached to. A clam slam would occur with him and I don't want my cervix bruised either. Ugh.

I used to love DT in the Casanova/early Dr Who years and I still enjoy his acting (although his recent roles have been a bit blah) but now he's joined the group of male celebs who I suspect might be too in love with themselves to actually be attractive.

 

[MissHavisham]

No one bought into that old guff about Paul Hollywood being a sex symbol more than Paul Hollywood. It’s painful to watch him trying to smoulder and smize.

The best I can say about him is that he’s not Gregg Wallace.

 

[petitspois]

No one bought into that old guff about Paul Hollywood being a sex symbol more than Paul Hollywood. It’s painful to watch him trying to smoulder and smize.

The best I can say about him is that he’s not Gregg Wallace.

Actually, I think a road trip with Paul Hollywood, Gregg Wallace and James Martin would be quite funny. They all absolutely adore themselves so they'd all be out-smouldering each other then stuffing their faces when they camera was turned.

 

[StephenTJackson]

Actually, I think a road trip with Paul Hollywood, Gregg Wallace and James Martin would be quite funny. They all absolutely adore themselves so they'd all be out-smouldering each other then stuffing their faces when they camera was turned.

Itv can do it instead of Gordon, Fred and Gino.

 

[Sour Pickle]

Actually, I think a road trip with Paul Hollywood, Gregg Wallace and James Martin would be quite funny. They all absolutely adore themselves so they'd all be out-smouldering each other then stuffing their faces when they camera was turned.

James Martin makes me clench my thighs together in physical revulsion.

 

[petitspois]

I might pitch it. They would think they were gambolling around the Med, showing off their spray on abs and steely blue eyes while the camera focussed on their paunches, the clunking things they said off camera and the sheer Partridge-ness of the whole trio.

 

[MissHavisham]

Actually, I think a road trip with Paul Hollywood, Gregg Wallace and James Martin would be quite funny. They all absolutely adore themselves so they'd all be out-smouldering each other then stuffing their faces when they camera was turned.

Plz!

TV producers might be reading here.

 

[lilyannrose]

It's not that much of a surprise that she has no issue with what he did as she has also forced herself on people more than once. It's nowhere near the same as what he did to Keisha I know, but she thought nothing of kissing a guy against his will on American Idol and then acting like he should be happy as it was her who did it. There was also the time she sneaked up on Sean Mendes at an awards show red carpet and grabbed his arse from behind. She did it to Justin Bieber too backstage at a concert when he went to cuddle her and she grabbed his ass right in front of the camera, laughing as she did it.

She's gross.

And she caused a nun to die from stress because what she wanted was more important than anything else.

 

[Peachsquish]

Actually, I think a road trip with Paul Hollywood, Gregg Wallace and James Martin would be quite funny. They all absolutely adore themselves so they'd all be out-smouldering each other then stuffing their faces when they camera was turned.

Lol snog, marry, avoid?

 

[petitspois]

Lol snog, marry, avoid?

avoid, avoid, avoid

 

[Jelly Bean]

I might pitch it. They would think they were gambolling around the Med, showing off their spray on abs and steely blue eyes while the camera focussed on their paunches, the clunking things they said off camera and the sheer Partridge-ness of the whole trio.

Go for it Sounds brilliant. The fact all three of them take themselves so seriously would just make it so much better.
And unintentionally hilarious (like the Bros doc though the Goss twins seem likeable).
Just need a catchy title - 'The cook, the baker and the veg man'?

 

[TheMogadon]

Go for it Sounds brilliant. The fact all three of them take themselves so seriously would just make it so much better.
And unintentionally hilarious (like the Bros doc though the Goss twins seem likeable).
Just need a catchy title - 'The cook, the baker and the veg man'?

The cook, the baker and the Sahara fanny maker

 

[iLoveMeSomeCanoles]

So who do we reckon is the Ozempic celebrity who shat the bed Gwyneth Paltrow’s Hamptons mansion?

 

[MissHavisham]

So who do we reckon is the Ozempic celebrity who shat the bed Gwyneth Paltrow’s Hamptons mansion?

No idea but good on 'em.

 

[abelleza]

I do feel sorry for the remaining members of Lost Prophets, tainted forever by that disgusting creature Ian Watkins. I believe they have formed a new band now. Anyone who claims to support Ian Watkins is a piece of tit.

You cannot convince me they didn’t know he was a piece of tit. I don’t believe they knew the absolute worst of it but it sounded like he didn’t even try to keep being a creep a secrets. I bet he said loads of dodgy stuff in front of them.

 

[Coniferhedge]

Paul Hollywood gets right on my tit ends. I hate the way that they’ve made ‘The Hollywood Handshake’ such a big deal in GBBO. It just encourages him to be even more up his own arse. He reminds me a lot of Gregg Wallace. Don’t get me wrong, he worked as a baker for years and obviously knows his stuff, but where Wallace is just a greengrocer who got lucky, Hollywood is just a baker’s boy who got lucky.