Secret Celebrity Gossip #166

[SarcasmSpecialist]

A dirty weasel.

 

[Tamij]

He has a massive chin and too many teeth. I’ve never understood the appeal.

 

[coolcat2022]

He has a massive chin and too many teeth. I’ve never understood the appeal.

He’s very good at playing the bad guy.

 

[Sour Pickle]

David’s a bit small boned for me. Clearly not in all areas based on the comments here, but still, too delicately framed generally.

 

[eppingforestbambi]

David’s a bit small boned for me. Clearly not in all areas based on the comments here, but still, too delicately framed generally.

The wang looks bigger when the body is skinny too.
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Is wang a word? I guess it is now
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Ok here’s the ultimate test… you have to shag one. Smuggy Tennant or Daddy Nick Knowles

who are you choosing?

 

[Harlot O'Scara]

The wang looks bigger when the body is skinny too.
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Is wang a word? I guess it is now
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Ok here’s the ultimate test… you have to shag one. Smuggy Tennant or Daddy Nick Knowles

who are you choosing?

Tennant every time. As long as he didn't talk.

 

[artnouveau]

The wang looks bigger when the body is skinny too.
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Is wang a word? I guess it is now
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Ok here’s the ultimate test… you have to shag one. Smuggy Tennant or Daddy Nick Knowles

who are you choosing?

Big daddy Knowles
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He has a massive chin and too many teeth. I’ve never understood the appeal.

David Tennant? I've always thought he has a receding chin, too small!

 

[MissHavisham]

I’d pick Nick Knowles purely coz it would make a funny anecdote. Do you reckon he makes his conquests listen to his guitar playing post-sex? You’d be lying there trying to look enchanted all the while trying to scan the room for your bra and knickers for a swift exit.

 

[Carefree]

The wang looks bigger when the body is skinny too.
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Is wang a word? I guess it is now
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Ok here’s the ultimate test… you have to shag one. Smuggy Tennant or Daddy Nick Knowles

who are you choosing?

I live near a nunnery. I'd rather phone up and see if they have room.

 

[Cupid_Stunt]

I’d pick Nick Knowles purely coz it would make a funny anecdote. Do you reckon he makes his conquests listen to his guitar playing post-sex? You’d be lying there trying to look enchanted all the while trying to scan the room for your bra and knickers for a swift exit.

and if you’d done the deed at your place he’d be looking at where you live to see if it required a DIY SOS makeover

 

[Boredofgrey]

David’s a bit small boned for me. Clearly not in all areas based on the comments here, but still, too delicately framed generally.

This. I want a man who can throw me on the bed. Not throw his back trying

 

[panda_eyes]

The wang looks bigger when the body is skinny too.
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Is wang a word? I guess it is now
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Ok here’s the ultimate test… you have to shag one. Smuggy Tennant or Daddy Nick Knowles

who are you choosing?

I'll choose death, thankyou x

 

[Sea]

Eww he looks like a weasel

He looks like the old Carry on films actor Charles Hawtrey

 

[Serene Serena]

Ok here’s the ultimate test… you have to shag one. Smuggy Tennant or Daddy Nick Knowles

who are you choosing?

Celibacy for the rest of my life, thank you.
If I was able to drink a litre of vodka beforehand, then David

 

[Affiliatemebaby]

There’s a photo of the ten inches out there - I’d say it’s a Jack Whitehall type.

 

[Restless Native]

I'm pretty sure Kylies probably been on the end of the ten inch

 

[Sour Pickle]

The wang looks bigger when the body is skinny too.
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Is wang a word? I guess it is now
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Ok here’s the ultimate test… you have to shag one. Smuggy Tennant or Daddy Nick Knowles

who are you choosing?

my best mate once decided to chat up Nick Knowles when she was hammered - she was about 28 at the time so would have still been too old for him. But based on that I’d have to go for Tennant.

 

[StephenTJackson]

I'm pretty sure Kylies probably been on the end of the ten inch

Sophia Myles got a turn as well when she was in Doctor Who.

 

[Mark81]

 

[MissHavisham]

Sophia Myles got a turn as well when she was in Doctor Who.

she also had a relationship with Charles Dance when she was about 21 and he was approximately 99.

Oh Sophia.