Sarah's Day #66 Tactical feeding, constantly breeding, potato print pyjamas we won’t be needing

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Sarahnfocks said:
I’m probably way off…. But for some reason I’m picturing that she got a new car for Christmas? 🤣 like Kurt trying to outdo the boat?
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Maybe she got this toilet timer for Kurt. I am lolling hard at the fact it comes up (alongside a Poshmark ad for WFB, and Poopy Bloom, nAChUrAlLy) as ‘suggested products’ when I search her on YT 🤣🤣🤣 …Even the algorithm aligns you with tit, Sarah!

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Plus, how distasteful are ‘what I got for Christmas’ videos from influencers (especially the cashed-up bogan ones like Sarah and Kurt who just want to flex)? In true Sarah style they are very pre 2020 content, too.

More importantly, I thought Christmas was a time of CHARITY, Sarah?! I want to see receipts of your donations to needy causes; see you working at the food drive; see you doing drop offs of toy and clothing donations; see you educating your kids on the true meaning of Christmas (seeing as you’re the paragon of Christian MILFdom and all, right?)

But nahhhh, we’ll see some overpriced branded tit that Sarah will be a huge ingrate over and will never use, with an obligatory ‘thank you Jeebus’ as GoopChurch streams in the background, and the guests prepare to start spitting burnt cum cob into their napkins.

EDIT: Confirmed. She got a sauna 🙄 (see earlier posts about dehydration for weight loss). Watch her use it for a month then let it go mouldy taking up space.
 
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Can't wait to strike things off the list at the end of next year month when she hasn't done any of the "in" list and has kept up with the "outs".
She's basically just created her own version of our bingo cards ❤️❤️
 

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halfinlovewith said:
If she’s minimising her wardrobe in 2022 and deciding slow fashion is her thing I wonder if that means her collab with WFB is done? Would be pretty hypocritical to say that’s what’s “in” for her in 2023 and continue to partner with arguably one of the largest fast fashion brands in the world.
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Is she laying the ground work for that collaboration coming to an end and being able to say they don’t align with her life anymore
 
Imbadatusernames said:
In their second apartment, but pre-F (I think) Grace gifted Sarah her brand's workout bands. Sarah mentioned them once in a vlog and then proceeded to use them on her IG with the branding flipped to the inside 😂

I don't like either but they're both desperately trying to rebrand (Grace constantly claims she's no longer an influencer then proceeds to post sponsored content) and Sarah because she has no brand identity or consistency, so this seems like them both trying to reach the others' audience to try and rebuild their own.
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yes I was going to mention this about the workout bands 😂😂 it will be HILARIOUS seeing what Sezzy has to say on the podcast. Grace has some pretty interesting guests to live up to
 
It’s an infrared sauna for those wondering….it’s literally bigger than fox and Malakais trampoline. It truly is just Sarahs house and the kids and Kurt get whatever space is left over lol

Also do you think that ‘Em has asked Sarah not to share anything about her baby? Cause Sarah did not acknowledge her niece at all in the vlog..super weird if it’s not because ‘Em asked.
 
Heyah__ said:
It’s an infrared sauna…It truly is just Sarahs house and the kids and Kurt get whatever space is left over lol
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Yes! What really struck me in this vlog is that Kurt makes a point of saying it’s Sarah’s present (not a family present). But we don’t see Kurt getting anything, opening anything. What a caring wife 😏🥲

Also, Sarah never says ‘thank you’ or expresses gratitude once. When she gets the gift they’re talking as if Kurt is merely the delivery guy or contractor that installed it…and not her husband (which I guess is accurate).

The actual dialogue is:

Sarah: No way! Is it an infrared sauna? (Ew at her face while saying this. No graciousness at all. More like she has to ask to be sure he didn’t duck up her ‘surprise’)
Kurt: Yup
Sarah: OMG!
Kurt: You’re welcome

Kurt, when you find yourself giving the non sequitur of ‘you’re welcome’ to someone who doesn’t even say thank you, there’s something wrong 🚩🚩🚩

Guess it really is ‘Sarah’s Day’ every day in the Stevensen household 🤮
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Other cringeworthy moments in screenshots from Christmas flex vlog:
  1. Freaky articulating snake mouth and egghead combo
  2. The image of WeLlNeSs (in the PJs no one got in time)
  3. Sezzy getting crucifixual jumping in the pool is the most Christian this Christian Mumma gets the entire vlog (But watch out, Sezzy! Your thighs! They’re…they’re touching!!!!)
  4. What Sarah could look like if she embraced her natural form (aka Taliah looks great). Instead Sarah looked like a grandma in the awful pink dress that does her body zero justice
  5. Sarah on Boxing Day doing what she calls ‘baby minding’ (ie ignoring the baby completely while she stuffs about). Her referring to anti-parenting as ‘baby minding’ (as though she’s the paid teenage babysitter) is very telling.
All up, a vlog filled with predictable flexes yet somehow also intensely boring and anticlimactic. Sarah in an (activated) nutshell.

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Heyah__ said:
It’s an infrared sauna for those wondering….it’s literally bigger than fox and Malakais trampoline. It truly is just Sarahs house and the kids and Kurt get whatever space is left over lol

Also do you think that ‘Em has asked Sarah not to share anything about her baby? Cause Sarah did not acknowledge her niece at all in the vlog..super weird if it’s not because ‘Em asked.
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I feel for sure Em asked for her baby's face not to be filmed...they haven't really shown her since she was born. Must have sensibly decided to keep her of the gram, as they've seen the light from watching Sarah and her family's freakshow.
 
android_x said:
It is so uncomfortable when she does those weirdly sexualized posts. I’m truly no prude. But the way she will suddenly jump from a very unsexy, bruh persona into these awkward and incredibly forced “not thirst trap” thirst traps gives me the biggest ick. They always have an unsettling voyueristic/exhibitionist vibe to them, and it doesn’t sit right with me. It’d be one thing if she was consistent like Lauren (gypsea_lust) or the WFB “models.” Just dropping this kinda content in without warning feels inappropriate considering her audience is likely not following for it, though.
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Case in point! Eeew!

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All we’re going to get now is Sezzdog Insta storying from her sauna while she dehydrates herself in the name of “health and wellness”. Soon Focks will be in there too having “mini” sessions with her. Meanwhile Kurt’s happy cause she’s in it all the time and he gets a bit of peace when he’s home.
 
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