HotesTilaire
VIP Member
Oh I mean I feel bad commenting on meno products, as I’m not there…yet. Maybe I’ll be thrilled to have a weird pink shelf of products (which all the under and over Meno ladies will probably swerve as irrelevant)That's the only bleeping bounce - other than when the cheque clears - that this moron experiences.
Does she think we're stupid? By now, her target audience must have tried this 'tip' the first time it came out, circa 92. It bloody tugs, is totally uncomfortable and doesn't result in generalised 'bounce' but on flat (pulled tight by tension) roots with weirdly voluminous and unfortunate pouffy sides.
Try again Sali.
---
Yeah but you know what, it's fine. As Aude says, you might put on a bit of weight, realise you've had a couple of unusually sleepless nights, wake up sweaty a few times. You go to the doctor, get some hrt or anti-depressants (some of which have a side effect of stopping hot flushes, which is why they are recommended), or if hrt isn't right for you, you sleep nude. It sorts it. Done. On the bright side, you stop getting spots and your skin stops being greasy.
And it doesn't terminate, it gets way better. You develop zero bleeping tolerance for these grifters, stop buying overpriced tit that does bugger all and prioritise topping up your pension rather than Sali's next bespoke window seat project or Hirons' mansion. And young men start being amazingly chivalrous, rather than sex pests.
also fun fact having ME induces a lot of meno-type symptoms! I’ve been suffering fatigue, poor sleep, brain fog and hot flushes etc for years.