Sali Hughes #65 Salisentme to Tattle and I have no regrets

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yessenia_d said:
My God, the EYE CONTACT in that Hourglass insta-ad. Borderline uncomfortable. Somewhere, out there, someone is getting off on this very niche type of jolly.

I wonder if she ever thinks about her transformation into an InstaHun from the relatively tolerable Manic Teenie Tiny Pixie Dreamgirl she was before.
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Oh my god, just watched it - no exaggeration here - I feel like I have just watched some very private moments of pleasure. When she was using the flannel to wash the stuff off!! 😳🫣

(Also, maybe this is me having a dirty mind, but I swear it lingers on her 'damp' shiny face in a particularly suggestive way.)
 
The descriptions of her possible holiday venue could've been written by our very own tiny Jan Morris.

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On second thought the interior features checklist is very Caroline "My Tornado Hell" Phillips, I'd be upgrading the travel insurance.
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Mention of half-board would have SH making it clear that she didn't take a package holiday, it would be a scheduled flight + accommodation booking.
 
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She's really trying to shoehorn herself in as a perfume officianado isn't she? That Q&A seems never bleeping ending.

But she'll never be anywhere near Alice du Parcq - Sali's too cold, unapproachable and at times, downright nasty.

Alice is sweet and engaging, if somewhat deluded that she's friends with Snippy McNipperson.
 
FrankieBelle said:
She's really trying to shoehorn herself in as a perfume officianado isn't she? That Q&A seems never bleeping ending.

But she'll never be anywhere near Alice du Parcq - Sali's too cold, unapproachable and at times, downright nasty.

Alice is sweet and engaging, if somewhat deluded that she's friends with Snippy McNipperson.
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Sweet and engaging?! Dear me. AdP is awful.
 
“There’s a ritual in France, where on her 16th birthday a girl is taken to the La Maison Guerlain boutique, open on the Champs Élysées since 1914, to choose her signature scent. I think my first fragrance was bought on a P&O ferry, so I’ve always been enchanted by the romance of this idea, and it has inspired me to send several teenagers (including my son and godchildren) to a Jo Malone London counter or boutique for their own special coming-of-age moment.“

Please. Most teens will be wearing the latest Ariana Grande or something they’ve learned about on TikTok. Jo Malone? I can’t think of a less cool brand
 
SqualorVictoria said:
“There’s a ritual in France, where on her 16th birthday a girl is taken to the La Maison Guerlain boutique, open on the Champs Élysées since 1914, to choose her signature scent. I think my first fragrance was bought on a P&O ferry, so I’ve always been enchanted by the romance of this idea, and it has inspired me to send several teenagers (including my son and godchildren) to a Jo Malone London counter or boutique for their own special coming-of-age moment.“

Please. Most teens will be wearing the latest Ariana Grande or something they’ve learned about on TikTok. Jo Malone? I can’t think of a less cool brand
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“Muum can I have some headphones for my birthday please?”

“Oh son, but this is your coming of age! Which base notes do you want to represent your personal brand? The boutique manager will help you choose the top notes!”
 
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