Sali Hughes #64 Terminal Pan Decline

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It's very long, very blonde (and both blonde and long are fake) and most importantly, costs lots and lots of money at a proper establishment that women who spend lots on their looks go to, therefore is good and better and best.

/s

Although, I can't see any other reason than that kind of demented thinking.

It's kind of a Poundland Ulrika Johnson lewk, tbqh. Chasing that 90s sex bomb feel, one procedure and installation at a time.
 
Django said:
I think that the comments were disabled by Sali's request. Far too many former fans (like a lot of us on here) were querying why she was claiming to have ollways loved a product despite not having mentioned it before.
What the holy duck is this advice (can't remember what I was looking for now) but are we not dressing for Leonard any more? Why do women have to be a 'type' or have a 'look' and not deceive innocent little men until after the honeymoon period?
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You and your bestie Charlotte (who wouldn’t let you on her bus) can eff right off about the pair of you’s general feelings, Sal.
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Django said:
I think that the comments were disabled by Sali's request. Far too many former fans (like a lot of us on here) were querying why she was claiming to have ollways loved a product despite not having mentioned it before.
What the holy duck is this advice (can't remember what I was looking for now) but are we not dressing for Leonard any more? Why do women have to be a 'type' or have a 'look' and not deceive innocent little men until after the honeymoon period?
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What bullshit (Sali’s words, not your post @Django). It's particularly hypocritical as Dan met Sali whilst she was a pale skinned, brunette bobbed writer who wore a punchy red lip and an often colourful, more individual style. Now he’s stuck with an orange skinned, yellow-blonde, wooly-haired influencer wife with teeth like Joey Essex, who dresses like Steve Jobs every day, except when she dons a black suit with tights underneath at Summer garden parties.

By her own logic here, if she morphs into a generic blonde female influencer any more he’ll have a case for misselling with Trading Standards. It’s simply not fair on men to confuse them like this!
 
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HowardMoon said:
By her own logic here, if she morphs into a generic blonde female influencer any more he’ll have a case for misselling with Trading Standards. It’s simply not fair on men to confuse them like this!
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That’s just reminded me of this ghastly 2022 post from @Jelly Bean
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And Dan just doesn’t get it
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Charming Sali. Just like a dragonfly in amber, forever stuck in her 90s lad mag cupboard arranging heyday.

Also bartering oral sex for not having tantrums about the dishwasher and planning her sex nights around the non-appearance of heavily scented leg-crem. We know all this because she’s told us while proffering her “advice” upon the masses.
 
Valiofthedolls said:
That’s just reminded me of this ghastly 2022 post from @Jelly Bean
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And Dan just doesn’t get it
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Charming Sali. Just like a dragonfly in amber, forever stuck in her 90s lad mag cupboard arranging heyday.

Also bartering oral sex for not having tantrums about the dishwasher and planning her sex nights around the non-appearance of heavily scented leg-crem. We know all this because she’s told us while proffering her “advice” upon the masses.
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I wonder if any of the ‘Dog Whistles’ in that article recognised themselves?
 
What’s confusing is that on that dog whistle article there’s a bit about things this dog whistle girl is likely to say, she sleeps naked, talks openly about no underwear etc. The dog whistle article is meant to display that this woman is overly flirtatious and therefore woman hating. But then Sali celebrates those same qualities in someone like Madonna. Madonna being comfortably and openly sexual is a sign of ‘big game’ to use Niven’s term. Am I worse for trying to apply logic and trying to make sense of it? Probably
 
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