Summer heatwave fragrance guide today, full of Not Like Other Girls classics ("The gym? Working out? I don't know what these things are!" & "I don't like sweeties, I like complex!" before dousing herself in a "sweetie" frag).
In traditional Sali style, a spritz on the train of one of her picks will make everyone go "Phwoarrr, give us a bit of that!" rather than "Please don't, Smol Pixie Lady Who Has Never Exercised And Yet Is So Impossibly Tiny and Also Effortlessly Chic, I'm just trying to get home without a headache".
Does anybody do their fragrance, hygiene, personal care, makeup, whatever on the train as much as Sali? Seriously, she apparently uses train carriages the way others use their dressing tables/bathrooms, just like she uses public toilets the way others use photobooths.