Sali Hughes #63 Evening oll, shrill on the socials at every opportunity.

[Jelly Bean]

I wonder if VB will be subjected to Sali's usual arsenal of banal incisive questions?
Are you a bath or shower girl?
Bathroom door locked or unlocked?
Are you a girl's girl? My girlfriends all agree you're a girl's girl.
Are you a homebody at heart? I'm a real homebody.

 

[melfish]

Tattle won't allow me to share it directly from Grazia. I skim read. Lots of "girl's girl" yet also "not like other girls" bullshit. Sali's friends approve of VB. I am sure Victoria was relieved to hear this. Reads like an advertorial, unsurprisingly. No Pulitzer for Sali

Victoria Beckham Has Tried And Tested Her New Brow Product

archived 29 May 2024 00:26:28 UTC

archive.ph

 

[Jelly Bean]

Tattle won't allow me to share it directly from Grazia. I skim read. Lots of "girl's girl" yet also "not like other girls" bullshit. Sali's friends approve of VB. I am sure Victoria was relieved to hear this. Reads like an advertorial, unsurprisingly. No Pulitzer for Sali

Victoria Beckham Has Tried And Tested Her New Brow Product

archived 29 May 2024 00:26:28 UTC

archive.ph

Blimey - flimsy is a generous description of that article. Sounds like VB gave Sali about 10 minutes of her time. Most of which was talking about her range.
But luckily we got this fascinating insight:

How Sali's idiotic girlfriends think VB is relatable in any shape or form is bizarre. But again I suppose they may be all as image obsessed and materialistic so yes perhaps she is relatable.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Sali: Lauren, do you think VB is relatable?
Lauren: yes.

 

[melfish]

Sali's girlfriends do a lot of heavy lifting

 

[LyraBalaqua]

‘Oddly relatable’, where is the relatability?

I suppose VB gazes at her reflection in her phone , not as much as Sali mind, so there’s that .

 

[MakkaPakka]

This is not an article, this is just embarrassing fangirling.

There is NOTHING relatable about VB to me.

 

[SqualorVictoria]

Is it just me who reads the 'oddly relatable' as a backhanded compliment?

 

[TheSilverFox]

Is it just me who reads the 'oddly relatable' as a backhanded compliment?

I think it's a double-handed forehand, cross court insult

 

[TrolleyParton]

As Sali is a Brighton resident same as Nick & Susie Cave, I wonder how many times she's tried to invite them to a small, intimate dinner party at theirs only to be met with panicked excuses of the "We're washing our hair that evening, sorry" variety. I bet Nick and Susie swerve that train station branch of Superdrug at all costs.

 

[Raindropsonkittens]

DO YOU LIKE YOUR FACE, POSH?

 

[Stillwater]

VB seems pretty distant to me behind her huge (horrible) sunnies and her no smiles and her looking down at the floor - which, good luck to her but you’d be hard pushed to convince anyone that’s accessible.

I olways think she looks vaguely Michael Jackson-ish with those sunglasses on.

 

[Jelly Bean]

VB seems pretty distant to me behind her huge (horrible) sunnies and her no smiles and her looking down at the floor - which, good luck to her but you’d be hard pushed to convince anyone that’s accessible.

I olways think she looks vaguely Michael Jackson-ish with those sunglasses on.

I agree. I don't see her as relatable in the slightest. And that's fine - but don't pretend she is. She places a ridiculous amount of importance on her appearance. Her doing the occasional IG putting on makeup doesn't change that. But of course Sali and her dimwit friends would view that as sooo amazing.
And what is this importance around being a girl's girl (whatever that means) as if that makes you a lesser person if you don't class yourself as that? More boxes for women to put themselves into.

 

[HotesTilaire]

REBECCA LOOS!

 

[yessenia_d]

I'm convinced whoever does VB's filler hates her. Her upper lip in particular is absolutely shocking work.

 

[SqualorVictoria]

I agree. I don't see her as relatable in the slightest. And that's fine - but don't pretend she is. She places a ridiculous amount of importance on her appearance. Her doing the occasional IG putting on makeup doesn't change that. But of course Sali and her dimwit friends would view that as sooo amazing.
And what is this importance around being a girl's girl (whatever that means) as if that makes you a lesser person if you don't class yourself as that? More boxes for women to put themselves into.

And let's be honest, VB is absolutely not going for relatable. I highly doubt she was delighted when Sali said that. And LOL at Sali's suggestion that anyone would love that comment. Although I suppose at least she didn't make a comment like "my girlfriends say you wouldn't flirt with your friends husbands" like she did with Trinny

 

[HotesTilaire]

And let's be honest, VB is absolutely not going for relatable. I highly doubt she was delighted when Sali said that. And LOL at Sali's suggestion that anyone would love that comment. Although I suppose at least she didn't make a comment like "my girlfriends say you wouldn't flirt with your friends husbands" like she did with Trinny

Or mention the one person she shouldn’t have, repeatedly. Like poor Patsy

 

[digsydelilah]

As Sali is a Brighton resident same as Nick & Susie Cave, I wonder how many times she's tried to invite them to a small, intimate dinner party at theirs only to be met with panicked excuses of the "We're washing our hair that evening, sorry" variety. I bet Nick and Susie swerve that train station branch of Superdrug at all costs.

The visual of the Caves, especially Nick, actively avoiding their Littlest Biggest Fan with The Most The Vampire's Wife Dresses is making me laugh.

 

[Jelly Bean]

Or mention the one person she shouldn’t have, repeatedly. Like poor Patsy

Oh lord that was painful. Patsy just kept saying something vague like 'my ex' and Sali bulldozered in with 'for those that don't know Patsy was married to Liam Gallagher'.

And I don't dislike VB. I'm completely ambivalent tbh. But I certainly do not see her as someone to fawn over. I just get the image she is incredibly shallow.

 

[I'veloveditforyears]

The cringiest part of the fabulously dreadful Patsy interview was where Sali talked about an imaginary vox pop where random people on the street would be asked whether Patsy was good looking.