Running Instagrammers #8 I have a LIRF, you can trust me! Beginner to Marathon to A&E!

How much would you pay Bester to be your coach?

  • Nothing, he’s a giant man child

    Votes: 51 66.2%

  • £5 just to chuckle at his cut and paste plan

    Votes: 5 6.5%

  • £100 so I have money left for a vest and blue hair dye

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • £175 because I’m premium baby

    Votes: 2 2.6%

  • Shakalakalaka! (Not actual currency but fun to shout!)

    Votes: 19 24.7%
  • Total voters
    77
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FPbase said:
I don’t mind to be polemic, but people can walk whenever they want in the park, why do it at parkrun? To have a time?
not shaming, just literally don’t see the point
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Well people are invited to "walk, jog or run" so you can't blame people for doing it. I think the tailwalkers at my local are encouraged to try and finish in under 50 mins, and usually do. I usually barcode scan and have no problem waiting for the last person. My friend was the tail walker once though and was made to go back to the start for a "regular" who was late because she'd needed the toilet 😑 if you're a regular, you should know it starts at 9 on the dot!
 
Lurkeryaar said:
My friend was the tail walker once though and was made to go back to the start for a "regular" who was late because she'd needed the toilet 😑 if you're a regular, you should know it starts at 9 on the dot!
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I’d have told them that I’m continuing and the regular needs to catch me up. And if they kicked up a fuss, report the parkrun to HQ for encouraging runners to join in without the pre run briefing :)
 
My God Sarah is conceited and snarky. She makes literally everything about her size/weight.

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Surely there are many reasons why you might get two spoons? If there are two people and only one dessert is ordered, of course they'll assume people are sharing. Or even if both people order, often there's the possibility of sharing and/or trying what the other person ordered. But no, her brain just jumps to oh tee hee, I'm so tiny they don't believe I'll finish a small square of brownie! Everyone notices how small I am. They have to; I've made it my entire identity!

Yes Sarah, there are plenty of people out there smaller than you. Most of them are anorexic or dead, but no matter.

Big deal if she did finish it. Won't make a dent after triple workouts (run, strength and cross trainer) and picking at toddler portions all day.
 
I’m still not over her mask slipping about how disordered she actually is when she said about croissants not being food for athletes. It’s also very common for people with EDs especially like Sarah who is obviously proud of it to be really performative about eating “junk” out but are super restrictive at home

Also does anyone find it bizarre how runner beans genuinely seems more arsed about quality time with the fucking dog (and of course she’s got a poodle cross…) than her child?

Finally we need a new thread! Someone had a great one about chip time a few pages ago
 
oatybites said:
Annatheapple does an 11mile run less than a week after her marathon 🤪 thought she was scaling back this week. Obviously ate too much yesterday in Winch 😂
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So much for a gentle return to training. Could her issues be any more blatant at this point? It's a competition between her and Hungry Runner Girl for who can eat the most sweets and then desperately run to burn them off. At least HRG bothers to do targeted workouts in her training.

So if we have an 11 mile run rounding out Anna's week, it was strength training yesterday. I love those posts of hers about strength. Always the same, pretty much word for word. Blah blah blah she doesn't look forward to them like running (because they burn less calories), gets them done anyway, acts as if they're the reason she's magically injury free. Yes, I don't think mucking around with a kettlebell and 4kg dumbbells is the panacea to all running woes. It's just sheer dumb luck.

I'll be surprised if she does any less than 10k tomorrow. Possibly more if there's a Christmas Parkrun so she can sandwich it in the middle. :rolleyes:
 
Putridpumpkin said:
So much for a gentle return to training. Could her issues be any more blatant at this point? It's a competition between her and Hungry Runner Girl for who can eat the most sweets and then desperately run to burn them off. At least HRG bothers to do targeted workouts in her training.

So if we have an 11 mile run rounding out Anna's week, it was strength training yesterday. I love those posts of hers about strength. Always the same, pretty much word for word. Blah blah blah she doesn't look forward to them like running (because they burn less calories), gets them done anyway, acts as if they're the reason she's magically injury free. Yes, I don't think mucking around with a kettlebell and 4kg dumbbells is the panacea to all running woes. It's just sheer dumb luck.

I'll be surprised if she does any less than 10k tomorrow. Possibly more if there's a Christmas Parkrun so she can sandwich it in the middle. :rolleyes:
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or a Christmas buggy run, because calories burned. And family 🤣
 
Lastqueenofscotland said:
Sarah just can’t help but emphasise she’s soooo tiny. See recent post about how big her trophy is compared to her. She’s really proud of it…

Also we need a new thread! Any ideas?
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I noticed that. I'm starting to twtich every time she does it because it's approaching troll level at this point.

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Also here in the race she won today (again) I appreciate she's standing in the middle but all I can see is someone positioning themselves to emphasise their thigh gap as much as possible. It's made worse by the other two standing casually/posing genuinely on either side of her. Just seems as though she's pushing her legs apart to make the gap even bigger.
 
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