Running Instagrammers #2 Wannabe Elite Wednesday, (over)Training Thursday, Fracture Clinic Friday

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Also, anyone watch that new vlog? Like some previous posters mentioned, it seems a very toxic relationship. Why did he film that? Would they have made a vlog if she didn't get a PB? They both know his reputation as a coach as been very poor recently. It's like she HAD to PB to try and validate him in some way. She says she is doing these races for fun and then runs until puking. It's so cringey to watch.
I can’t physically bring myself to watch or add to their view count. But it sounds like it’s just as bad as I thought it would be!
 
I’m confused why WR is still flogging Kellogs pb run as a negative split run? She ran fairly evenly paced apart from the last bit according to Strava 🤷‍♀️
I thought negative split was second half faster than first half. One last bit of a km being faster than the rest is not a negative split… it’s a sprint finish right?!

Just watch the video and says at the end about her negative splitting a 5k 🤣🤦🏼‍♂️ The way he talks it’s like every km was negative
 
Just watched Kelly’s London vlog. She we be much faster if she left the phone at home and stopped talked

maybe treat it like a race

I love running, run most days but I honestly couldn't imagine anything worse that watching another runners videos of their race.

Understand recording for yourself in trying to push on your time, form etc - but from an angle where you can see that, not from a handheld camera

See lots of people doing it, or linking their vlogs in the race summaries so guess that there is an audience for amateur race videos but I just don't get it!
 
Just watch the video and says at the end about her negative splitting a 5k 🤣🤦🏼‍♂️ The way he talks it’s like every km was negative
If I went to a 10k (even one as wide and open as that) and there was a couple filming each other (one of which was pushing a buggy) I would kick off.

Buggy - fine
Buggy + camera - not fine
Buggy + camera + coaching + wanky call outs - kick off.

WR probably thinks he is above the racing code. twit.
 
I love running, run most days but I honestly couldn't imagine anything worse that watching another runners videos of their race.

Understand recording for yourself in trying to push on your time, form etc - but from an angle where you can see that, not from a handheld camera

See lots of people doing it, or linking their vlogs in the race summaries so guess that there is an audience for amateur race videos but I just don't get it!
My guess is that when they look at YouTube analytics, that most don't even watch it. Video time 11 minute. Avg watch time 56 seconds 🤣 Just pick and choose different spots to hear the utter rubbish spewing from their mouths. I can't imagine anyone actually sits and watches someone run. Even their kiss arse friends won't 😂
 
So who is starting a new thread and naming it? This is almost maxed at the 1k posts mark

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@snapdrag0n is going all in and winning on the thread suggestion front
 
Haha just had a good laugh opening ig and seeing that dreadful ad by Kel. Could you even be arsed making at video?? All the time spent filming. Several takes. Different angles. Then editing. Then putting it together. Then adding music. All that time taken away from real life. From your two year old. To make a stupid ad for Instagram that no one cares about and inspired NO ONE to go purchase it. For what? Some free tit? Cream and lip balm? My time is more valuable. My time with my children is more valuable. And then makes stories to promote. She is so unrelatable and uninspiring. Same lies day after day. So smirk. Yawn.

Also, anyone watch that new vlog? Like some previous posters mentioned, it seems a very toxic relationship. Why did he film that? Would they have made a vlog if she didn't get a PB? They both know his reputation as a coach as been very poor recently. It's like she HAD to PB to try and validate him in some way. She says she is doing these races for fun and then runs until puking. It's so cringey to watch.

She’d prob have got sub 48 if they didn’t keep slowing down just to film her “sprinting” past people - including those two lovely more senior ladies
 
So I'm back from two weeks holiday, is someone able to provide an update about what these instatwats have been spamming please :-) What has Charlie begged for this week? Is Jordan back? Has WR stopped being WR yet???
 
So I'm back from two weeks holiday, is someone able to provide an update about what these instatwats have been spamming please :-) What has Charlie begged for this week? Is Jordan back? Has WR stopped being WR yet???
Basically…

Charlie begged for Gusto after they made a meal that looks like the photo, kind of…

Runnerbeans has spiders hanging off her eyelashes (or tit eyelashes)

PMG still hiding but reckon she logs on during night feeds to peak what’s going on and will be back for sure!

Kellogs set a half and 10k PB and was sick at the end of it on her youtoob video! She negative split KMs 9 and 10 for her 10k but big injured bollocks posted and made it that she negative split the whole thing! She’s also been trying to #ad face cream with some woeful videos to promote!

WR has not been seen in his Under Armour moon boots, rumour is they’re on FB marketplace! He has been quite MIA and only seen in the bike, basically he’s an injured twit! Also seen advertising creams for the face!

Bester was doing an insta q&a and told someone not to lift heavy weights as a runner. Gary House on IG did a post and called him out and then plenty of toys went out of the big man’s pram, bless him!

Fudgie is still being a will wielder and often seen out with many girls, p-l-a-y-a

Coffeetits is still being a mongy little weasel


I think this should have you covered for what you’ve missed but I’m sure people can add anything else!

But in a nutshell, they’re all still a bunch of dickheads 😉
 
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