Ruby Granger #47 Self Learning at the University of Roobs, Manor campus

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Poguely said:
Do you think Roobs is aware that newspapers are still very much a thing? That she doesn't have to order in a fake one from France to "get the experience of reading a newspaper"?
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She used to show herself reading the family newspaper at breakfast as part of her performative routine and act like it made her HOIGHLEE COLTCHARRED and NWOT LOIKE OTHA GARRLS. But then everyone realised that she and her family only seemed to buy and read right-wing newspapers and she suddenly stopped doing it, so I don't think she'll ever show herself with a real newspaper again.

It wouldn't shock me at all if the newspaper subscription was yet another undeclared ad for another gifted product/service - the only giveaway that it isn't is that she doesn't fall over herself to lie that it's the greatest thing ever and she reads it AWLLLL THE TOIYME.

But she really needs to pull the plug on the influencer thing if this embarrassing, faux-intellectual clownery is the best effort she can muster to try to convince people that she's VARRY MOCH A PRECOCIOUS CHOYLD GENIOSS BOCKWARRRM AND NWOT A RAPIDLY-AGING ADOLT HYOO PEAKED IN HOIGH SCHYOOL, HOW DAEER YEEUUU.
 
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"... Dad looked at it softly." lmao such weird wording. You can't just change the orders of a sentence, then call it an original work, Rumpster.
 
bookworm39 said:
Also, when she said that her sister wasn't too happy about picking her up from the coffee shop? Girl, there's a solution to that: use your money and your unlimited free time to finally get your driving licence! :rolleyes:
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This still amazes me. I would be so embarrassed and feel like a complete loser if my younger sister had to drive me around town and pick me up from work or shopping. Money is no object here. She can easily afford a brand new car. So the problem is entirely her and her immaturity, lack of courage, and lack of the ability to mature. Really pathetic. Will they still be driving her around when she is 30? Stay tuned!
 
Just noticed that she's called her story Farthing Wood and that either it's by coincidence or she's ripped it off but there's a book called The Animals of Fathing Wood.

I just don't understand why she couldn't read a proper newspaper instead of a made up French one. It would be cheaper and it would help her look more intellectual, and to an extent show a level of maturity instead of being in her bubble.
 
Wouldn't surprise me if Ruby also doesn't want to read an actual newspaper because it's full of actual news and stories about the world at large. It seems to me that Ruby's in her bubble right now that does not extend beyond the Manor and the "coffee shop" in her local garden centre. Did you all see that Instagram story she reposted a few days ago with artwork of a little cabin in the woods with smoke coming from the chimney? It had the word "safe" above the cabin.

This is all to say that I reckon she is going through it. Like, a bout of Peter Pan Syndrome if that's a clinical thing.
 
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Redrose97 said:
Just noticed that she's called her story Farthing Wood and that either it's by coincidence or she's ripped it off but there's a book called The Animals of Fathing Wood.

I just don't understand why she couldn't read a proper newspaper instead of a made up French one. It would be cheaper and it would help her look more intellectual, and to an extent show a level of maturity instead of being in her bubble.
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She’s finally going down the self published fan fiction route. Fox is a Daddy after all 🦊
 
Redrose97 said:
Just noticed that she's called her story Farthing Wood and that either it's by coincidence or she's ripped it off but there's a book called The Animals of Fathing Wood.
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What's funny is that there's actually a 'Farthings Wood' in her home town. Instead using the name of that real place, picking any real location or making up either a generic or totally unique name, she chose to drop the 's' and use 'Farthing Wood' for the title and setting - a fictional place that only exists in someone else's famous, copyrighted series. And then she charged money for it.

Can't wait for her next batch of self-published, error-filled slop. Judging by this, the titles will be:
  • 'Michaelmas Term At Malory Towers.' - A gifted toddler struggles to fit in when she starts attending an elite boarding school for 11 to 18-year-olds (all of whom she's smarter than, of course!).
  • 'The Very Absurd Lemony Snicket.' - A gifted girl of twelve must thwart the evil schemes of Count Loaf (first name 'Vegan'), with no thanks to her annoying sibling who vanished from the book after page 6.
  • 'The Hermione Granger Diaries.' - A gifted girl with a talent for magic must save the wizarding world after the chosen one and all other boys mysteriously vanished from the universe before the book started, because boys are icky and the author didn't want to write any stinky, gross boy characters, EWW! YUCK!
  • 'Ruby Granger in Alice in Wonderland' - Literally just Alice's Adventures in Wonderland with the names changed.
 
Whisper2Me said:
This still amazes me. I would be so embarrassed and feel like a complete loser if my younger sister had to drive me around town and pick me up from work or shopping. Money is no object here. She can easily afford a brand new car. So the problem is entirely her and her immaturity, lack of courage, and lack of the ability to mature. Really pathetic. Will they still be driving her around when she is 30? Stay tuned!
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Either this or just get public transport/an uber like the rest of us. I am not a safe driver because I get very bad panic attacks and meltdowns behind the wheel (I'm autistic) so I just take the bus, train or get ride share. It's not great, I'd like to drive but I'm just not safe to at the moment, but as you said, money is no object to her so even if she doesn't drive, there are a lot more ways to get around if she needs
 
gossip_guy said:
What's funny is that there's actually a 'Farthings Wood' in her home town. Instead using the name of that real place, picking any real location or making up either a generic or totally unique name, she chose to drop the 's' and use 'Farthing Wood' for the title and setting - a fictional place that only exists in someone else's famous, copyrighted series. And then she charged money for it.

Can't wait for her next batch of self-published, error-filled slop. Judging by this, the titles will be:
  • 'Michaelmas Term At Malory Towers.' - A gifted toddler struggles to fit in when she starts attending an elite boarding school for 11 to 18-year-olds (all of whom she's smarter than, of course!).
  • 'The Very Absurd Lemony Snicket.' - A gifted girl of twelve must thwart the evil schemes of Count Loaf (first name 'Vegan'), with no thanks to her annoying sibling who vanished from the book after page 6.
  • 'The Hermione Granger Diaries.' - A gifted girl with a talent for magic must save the wizarding world after the chosen one and all other boys mysteriously vanished from the universe before the book started, because boys are icky and the author didn't want to write any stinky, gross boy characters, EWW! YUCK!
  • 'Ruby Granger in Alice in Wonderland' - Literally just Alice's Adventures in Wonderland with the names changed.
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No no no, 'The Slightly Absurd Lemony Snicket."
 
Redrose97 said:
Just noticed that she's called her story Farthing Wood and that either it's by coincidence or she's ripped it off but there's a book called The Animals of Fathing Wood.

I just don't understand why she couldn't read a proper newspaper instead of a made up French one. It would be cheaper and it would help her look more intellectual, and to an extent show a level of maturity instead of being in her bubble.
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Oh, farthing wood!

I thought it was called fatherhood and I was like wtf? I feared she was aborbing Hanya Yanagihara's 'oh-so-deep and philosophical that you have no choice other than to slit your wirsts' style into her Frankenstien personality and I could not have coped with that. The last thing the world needs is Ruby's thoughts on the mundane meaning of life.
 
Her fans are beyond thick. The comments defending this nugget flipping through books and papers just to clung to an object and appear well-read is hilarious. Good to see that there are more comments supporting the criticism regarding her ridiculous "book-object" stance. She has no clue what she's talking about, no wonder she keeps hiding behind an online persona. You can't delete a comment if it's said to your face.
 
I’ve not seen any of her videos for years and one just came up so I had a look - is it my imagination or has her voice and even her accent changed? I’m sure she sounds really different and even more posh - and I couldn’t keep listening because it wasn’t pleasant to my ears 🤣 There’s something quite brittle and jarring about it that wasn’t there before, I can’t quite put my finger on what it is though!
 
She’s showing off the presents she got for her mum over on tt. She got her a vintage vanity case like the one she took to hospital with her when she went to give birth to Princess Rootabaga, and also accessories for her Maileg mouse. Someone in the comments: ”Do you ever worry you may be out of touch?”
 
I just watched her latest YouTube video - those pancakes looked awful! I thought it was quite funny that with all her reading and education and supposed grammar knowledge, she said that she “made pancakes for dad and I” instead of “dad and me”.

Her walks are always so cringey, when she must put the camera down just to walk past it 🤣
 
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