Rest In Peace #3

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Mrs Fluff said:
Even the British Royal family had to be filmed speaking QE and PP in the past tense even though both alive at the time of interview
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Did they really? I don’t doubt you, it’s just so weird. Why would there be a need for that?

Maybe these kinds of things are normal for the royals, but I would find it so disturbing. The only way I could deal with it, is to make it fun, like say your part about the Queen in the past tense while she’s hiding behind a chair, then she jumps out and says “boo!” at the end. (Obviously that part would be cut out!)
 
AllSeeingEye123 said:
Have we heard from Billy Connolly about Parky yet? Or if he's too unwell these days as his wife said a few words on his behalf? Seems odd neither of them appear to have said anything when Parky discovered him.
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I don't think so. They had seemingly fallen out for a while after Michael said stuff to the media about Billy claiming he was unable to recognize friends and other things because of a misunderstanding which angered him and Pamela. They did make up though after Michael wrote a letter and apologised.
 
Ennui said:
Probably use AI in the future. "Her Majesty Camilla was so humble. When she was crowned Queen she still stubbed her fags out on the Royal Curtains and waited for a panicking flunky to come running to put the fire out. How we laughed."
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Asked a version of Chat GPT to create two obituaries for Camilla - one normal and one ‘humorous’. This is what they came up with. Safe to say yours is better.

In Loving Memory of Queen Camilla



It is with heavy hearts that we announce the passing of Her Majesty, Queen Camilla, a beloved and esteemed figure whose grace and dedication will forever be remembered. Queen Camilla passed away peacefully on [date] at [location], surrounded by her loving family and friends.



Born on [date] in [place], Queen Camilla, formerly known as Camilla Parker Bowles, lived a life of service and devotion to her country and its people. Throughout her reign, she demonstrated unwavering commitment to her duties as Queen Consort, supporting her husband, King Charles, and playing a vital role in the monarchy.



Queen Camilla was known for her genuine warmth, compassion, and her deep connection to charitable causes. She tirelessly championed initiatives close to her heart, particularly those related to literacy, animal welfare, and empowering women. Her efforts have left an indelible mark, inspiring countless individuals and organizations to continue making a positive impact in society.



Beyond her philanthropic endeavors, Queen Camilla was an embodiment of elegance and grace. Her regal presence was felt in every royal engagement, where she effortlessly commanded attention and respect. She was a beacon of strength and a pillar of support for her family, always ensuring their well-being and happiness.



Queen Camilla's legacy will be remembered not only through her public contributions but also through the love and adoration she shared with her family. As a devoted mother and grandmother, she cherished her role and nurtured a close bond with her children and grandchildren, providing them with guidance, love, and a strong sense of family values.



Her Majesty's passing leaves a void that will be deeply felt by the British Royal Family, the nation, and people around the world. We mourn the loss of a remarkable woman who dedicated her life to service and left an indelible mark on history.



We extend our deepest condolences to King Charles, their children, grandchildren, and all those who had the honor of knowing and working alongside Queen Camilla. May her memory be a source of solace and inspiration, as we reflect on the extraordinary life she led.



Rest in peace, Queen Camilla. Your legacy will forever be etched in our hearts.



[Funeral arrangements and memorial services will be announced at a later date.]

In Loving Memory of Queen Camilla: A Reign of Laughter and Charm



With a mix of sorrow and laughter, we bid farewell to Her Majesty, Queen Camilla, a royal figure known for her wit, humor, and an infectious sense of mischief. Queen Camilla passed away on [date], leaving behind a trail of laughter and fond memories.



Born on [date] in [place], Queen Camilla, formerly known as Camilla Parker Bowles, brought a unique and refreshing energy to the British Royal Family. Her reign was marked by a series of unforgettable moments that had us all in stitches. From her witty comebacks to her playful pranks, she never missed an opportunity to bring a smile to everyone's face.



Queen Camilla's sharp sense of humor endeared her to the nation and beyond. She had a knack for lightening up even the most formal occasions with a well-timed joke or a mischievous twinkle in her eye. Her infectious laughter could brighten up any room and her quick wit kept everyone on their toes.



Beyond her comedic talents, Queen Camilla was also a staunch supporter of charitable causes. She used her position to raise awareness and funds for various organizations, all while managing to infuse a bit of humor into the mix. Her charity events were never dull affairs, often featuring unexpected surprises and laughter-filled moments that left attendees in stitches.



Queen Camilla's mischievous spirit extended to her personal life as well. Her family and friends fondly remember her love for practical jokes and playful pranks. No one was safe from her antics, and her infectious laughter would echo through the halls of Buckingham Palace, reminding us all to embrace the lighter side of life.



While we mourn the loss of this extraordinary woman, let us also celebrate the joy and laughter she brought into our lives. Queen Camilla may have left us, but her legacy of humor and charm will continue to brighten our days.



In honor of Queen Camilla's playful spirit, the funeral service will be a lighthearted affair, filled with laughter and fond memories. Dress code: colorful attire and a smile.



Rest in laughter, Queen Camilla. May your mischievous spirit live on in our hearts.



[Funeral arrangements and memorial services will be announced at a later date.]
 
thegirlscout said:
Asked a version of Chat GPT to create two obituaries for Camilla - one normal and one ‘humorous’. This is what they came up with. Safe to say yours is better.

In Loving Memory of Queen Camilla



It is with heavy hearts that we announce the passing of Her Majesty, Queen Camilla, a beloved and esteemed figure whose grace and dedication will forever be remembered. Queen Camilla passed away peacefully on [date] at [location], surrounded by her loving family and friends.



Born on [date] in [place], Queen Camilla, formerly known as Camilla Parker Bowles, lived a life of service and devotion to her country and its people. Throughout her reign, she demonstrated unwavering commitment to her duties as Queen Consort, supporting her husband, King Charles, and playing a vital role in the monarchy.



Queen Camilla was known for her genuine warmth, compassion, and her deep connection to charitable causes. She tirelessly championed initiatives close to her heart, particularly those related to literacy, animal welfare, and empowering women. Her efforts have left an indelible mark, inspiring countless individuals and organizations to continue making a positive impact in society.



Beyond her philanthropic endeavors, Queen Camilla was an embodiment of elegance and grace. Her regal presence was felt in every royal engagement, where she effortlessly commanded attention and respect. She was a beacon of strength and a pillar of support for her family, always ensuring their well-being and happiness.



Queen Camilla's legacy will be remembered not only through her public contributions but also through the love and adoration she shared with her family. As a devoted mother and grandmother, she cherished her role and nurtured a close bond with her children and grandchildren, providing them with guidance, love, and a strong sense of family values.



Her Majesty's passing leaves a void that will be deeply felt by the British Royal Family, the nation, and people around the world. We mourn the loss of a remarkable woman who dedicated her life to service and left an indelible mark on history.



We extend our deepest condolences to King Charles, their children, grandchildren, and all those who had the honor of knowing and working alongside Queen Camilla. May her memory be a source of solace and inspiration, as we reflect on the extraordinary life she led.



Rest in peace, Queen Camilla. Your legacy will forever be etched in our hearts.



[Funeral arrangements and memorial services will be announced at a later date.]

In Loving Memory of Queen Camilla: A Reign of Laughter and Charm



With a mix of sorrow and laughter, we bid farewell to Her Majesty, Queen Camilla, a royal figure known for her wit, humor, and an infectious sense of mischief. Queen Camilla passed away on [date], leaving behind a trail of laughter and fond memories.



Born on [date] in [place], Queen Camilla, formerly known as Camilla Parker Bowles, brought a unique and refreshing energy to the British Royal Family. Her reign was marked by a series of unforgettable moments that had us all in stitches. From her witty comebacks to her playful pranks, she never missed an opportunity to bring a smile to everyone's face.



Queen Camilla's sharp sense of humor endeared her to the nation and beyond. She had a knack for lightening up even the most formal occasions with a well-timed joke or a mischievous twinkle in her eye. Her infectious laughter could brighten up any room and her quick wit kept everyone on their toes.



Beyond her comedic talents, Queen Camilla was also a staunch supporter of charitable causes. She used her position to raise awareness and funds for various organizations, all while managing to infuse a bit of humor into the mix. Her charity events were never dull affairs, often featuring unexpected surprises and laughter-filled moments that left attendees in stitches.



Queen Camilla's mischievous spirit extended to her personal life as well. Her family and friends fondly remember her love for practical jokes and playful pranks. No one was safe from her antics, and her infectious laughter would echo through the halls of Buckingham Palace, reminding us all to embrace the lighter side of life.



While we mourn the loss of this extraordinary woman, let us also celebrate the joy and laughter she brought into our lives. Queen Camilla may have left us, but her legacy of humor and charm will continue to brighten our days.



In honor of Queen Camilla's playful spirit, the funeral service will be a lighthearted affair, filled with laughter and fond memories. Dress code: colorful attire and a smile.



Rest in laughter, Queen Camilla. May your mischievous spirit live on in our hearts.



[Funeral arrangements and memorial services will be announced at a later date.]
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The Daily Express have deffo nicked that now. I'd copyright it forthwith.
 
AllSeeingEye123 said:
https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dai...el-4-host-Kirstie-Allsopp-paying-tribute.html

How odd. If Phil grew up on that farm his parents must have lived there decades, so it's strange that they would drive so close to a river, in an area they will know like the back of their hand....
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His dad was 89 with dementia. There's no way he should of been allowed to drive a car! Thank god no one else was killed.
 
NowIsGood said:
His dad was 89 with dementia. There's no way he should of been allowed to drive a car! Thank god no one else was killed.
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According to the Daily Mail, it was his mum at the wheel. She had Parkinson's but had seemingly been given the okay to drive. Their carer was in the back but managed to get out and raise the alarm. His brother was there and tried to save them by using a penknife to cut the seat belts and get them out of the water but it was too late.

https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dai...dge-Phil-Spencers-parents-died-car-crash.html
 
50sGirl said:
It may not necessarily be him.
A few years ago my son asked for a Twitter selfie from a Celeb for me and they obliged. He died a few days later from cancer (which he’d not disclosed to the public). So I suppose family/management sometimes like to keep up appearances that all is well by posting on their behalf.
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Who was the celebrity?
 
Sideboard Bob said:
Did they really? I don’t doubt you, it’s just so weird. Why would there be a need for that?

Maybe these kinds of things are normal for the royals, but I would find it so disturbing. The only way I could deal with it, is to make it fun, like say your part about the Queen in the past tense while she’s hiding behind a chair, then she jumps out and says “boo!” at the end. (Obviously that part would be cut out!)
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I wouldn't put it past the Queen to have done that, tbh.

I remember seeing a documentary about parliament or something a while ago, and they mentioned doing this for Tony Blair. One of the people they were interviewing was Dennis Skinner, which is quite amusing because if he outlives Blair I'll be rather surprised. And he also never really got on with Blair.
 
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