Rebeccaloves__#57 Carrie Grabshaw and the 12 days of griftmas

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That ad! She is so incredibly awkward. How does she function on a daily basis?! I always feel like I'm watching a little girl playing with her mummy's things.

And LOL at their freezing house leaking. Surely if the Sharten Karten could be fixed, a boiler is easy peasy for Ben the wizard and expert of all things!
She'll be fine, she can pop round to the Kedgefund's for warmth and baths/showers. And we have assumed before that the kids don't get a bath very often so a broken boiler will be no problem 😊

And why does she always put herself in the firing line for Tattle piss taking? Is she really that thick or is she entertaining us?
I think I know the answer 😄😄
 
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Father Christmas has underestimated his opponents in the "Who Has The Largest Boots?" competition here... 😆😆😆

Freya's feet are probably objectively larger than the average 5 year old with a tall dad and Rebecca for her mum but she's probably junior size 12/13 TOPS - those boots are AT LEAST an adult size 2-3. At least. There must be a good 4cm space clear of her toes at the top
 

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Her chunky fair isle and sequin skirt are the fashion equivalent of the dusty shutters. A fashion 'choice' stuck in 2016 that wasn't even good at the time.

Also why has someone asked in her comments where the Santa sack dress is from? Why???? Do you want to boycott the manufacturer? Because if you actually want to get one and also look that dreadful you can get in the bin...with the dress.
 
Did nobody pick up on the bit where she said she wish she had taken a crumble to Lapland as the food was expensive?? A bleeping crumble!! I can just imagine them with their jug of custard too. When she says they were too early for food what she meant was the food was too expensive right? What a tight cow, I don't think she enjoyed it at all which pleases me!

'We were there too early for wanting food there ~ although I wish I’d bought a crumble - but only just had enough time to do everything.'
 
Did nobody pick up on the bit where she said she wish she had taken a crumble to Lapland as the food was expensive?? A bleeping crumble!! I can just imagine them with their jug of custard too. When she says they were too early for food what she meant was the food was too expensive right? What a tight cow, I don't think she enjoyed it at all which pleases me!

'We were there too early for wanting food there ~ although I wish I’d bought a crumble - but only just had enough time to do everything.'
Just enough time to do everything?! duck off Grabs
 
Did nobody pick up on the bit where she said she wish she had taken a crumble to Lapland as the food was expensive?? A bleeping crumble!! I can just imagine them with their jug of custard too. When she says they were too early for food what she meant was the food was too expensive right? What a tight cow, I don't think she enjoyed it at all which pleases me!

'We were there too early for wanting food there ~ although I wish I’d bought a crumble - but only just had enough time to do everything.'
I did read this as wishing she had bought one from a food stand there rather than brought one with her. But it’s Grabs, she probably would so she wouldn’t have to spend anything extra 😂
 
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