Rebeccaloves__ #56 If they can make it there, with their Tupperware ,It's up to you, New York, New York

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Potatohead said:
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No, that isn't what I'm thinking. What I'm thinking is why the f**k after 26 years on this planet haven't you learnt to talk and breathe at the same time.
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What I’m thinking is that she is a bigger idiot than we think if she thinks an app can replace valuable school time
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nettleteareader said:
Oooh, you'll have to keep us posted. Maybe Ben's bad workmanship has caused a major problem!
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It’s ruining her Christmas asthetics poor her
 
Carnations & Corner Baths said:
That ad has hit an all time low of shitness. Apart from the usual terrible lighting, voiceover and the fact that she’s said she was banning screens you just know that in Grabby’s tiny little peanut brain she probably thinks it will replace all the missed school time. What a moron
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I'm absolutely certain that's what she thinks re the schooling and this new device.
I wonder if the light was low because she wanted to show off how beautiful (she thinks) the Christmas tree looks! And tbf it does look pretty until you look more closely and realise how boring it is, how devoid of any character. No personal touches, memories, items made by the children 😢
 
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nettleteareader said:
I wonder if the light was low because she wanted to show off how beautiful (she thinks) the Christmas tree looks! And tbf it does look pretty until you look more closely and realise how boring it is, how devoid of any character. No personal touches, memories, items made by the children 😢
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Grabby's had a closeted existence since being Benpeeado from ©2006. She has an massive ego and no personality. No one stands up to her. She's a master of nothing. She doesn't know the meaning of hard work because she's never done it. She's not had any life experience or skills only what the peeado dictates. Everything is on eat, sleep and repeat because that's all she knows. I can truly see F. Stompy being a mini grabby unless she rebels as a teenager 🤞🏻

And lastly... Oh duck, it's the 1st of December.
 
6.30?!?!? Even when my children were babies I aimed for 7pm bedtime. FFS let Freya stay up a bit later on the weekend, allow her to watch a bit of Strictly or a movie like normal kids.

The level of her obsession about the bloody Elf on the shelf is so unhinged. And then panicking she might not remember it. WTAF? Imagine having actual deadlines in an actual job which really matter. This is a grown 31 year old worrying about an Elf. Christ on a bike.
 
I just cannot fathom a 6.30pm bedtime! With 2 kids the whole dinner, bath, bed routine takes us like two hours with all the faffing, slow eating and delay tactics. They must be eating dinner at 4/4.30 which is just insane to me. Again another fine example of how Grabby has no idea what real working life is like, no parent who works a 9-5 would be able to do those kind of timings.

And as for having to set an alarm to remember elf on the shelf, what the actual duck?! Is there so little going on in her life that she needs to think about it in that much detail? Faaaarrrkkkin helllll!
 
We need an elf on the shelf bingo. I’ll start

Elf climbing dusty shutters
Elf making snow, sorry that’ll be dust angels on the floors
Elf toboganning down the stairs in one of the giant shoes
Elf recreating Narnia in one of Grabbys giant tat stuffed wardrobes
Elf making cookies with the help of Betty Crocker.

Some ideas for you there Grabs, you’re welcome
 
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