Rebeccaloves__ #55 Workin' nine to skive, she's all taking and no giving

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From the ‘does Freya do any clubs’ question. Their weekends couldn’t be more predictable so what’s she on about? Crack of dawn playground in west london , bakery, kids pushing toy buggy, Leon/wahaca etc, zoo…
 

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Love how she tries hard to say that it is Freya who doesn't want to do it and because she is such a sensitive mama to such a sensitive poppet, she said, ok let's not. But in the same rambling manages to make it obvious that it is because SHE doesn't want to sacrifice HER own time.

Love also the dig at parents who are being "taxis" for their children: I am better than you because I spend quality time with my children. Says the woman who spends HOURS in the car with them every other weekend to do instagrammable days out...
Sure, love.
 
Grabs asking herself questions about the ubiquitous leopard print trousers I see. LOOK TATLERS I HAVE 2 PAIRS!!! Ok?! Thanks for clearing that up Grabby 😂
Grabby, my love, I have 10x less leopard print jeans than you. And I'm super ok with that. So if you want to go off now and find either
A) another trend that will last five minutes and won't suit you
B) a trend that was huge 8 months ago and pull it off so very badly it wrecks it forever.
 
Laying the blame for no clubs or interests onto Freya 😡 Kids don’t always want to do them because yes it’s easier and nice to go home. I’ve always pushed mine to do them and then they’ve loved learning something new. Because again that’s being a parent and not always going down the easy route and letting your kids dictate everything.

I don’t think that they should be doing a million activities a week but do think it’s good for children to do one or two sports or activities/clubs a week. It doesn’t have to involve being a ‘taxi service’ as with after school clubs you just pick them up a bit later. Again it all boils down to grabby’s selfishness and tight fistedness
 
Oh noooo... the dreaded "Q&A" aka Grabby asking herself Questions Answers bullshit 🤣 God, how in the duck did mums... pre-social media... EVER managed to bring up their babies?!? I wouldn't be asking an unqualified insta-bleep for advice, that's for sure.

Anyway...

01. Who in the duck is actually that bleeping interested about her lack of her bloody wedding ring due to her annual hand swelling and needing the rings cut off. Personally, I don't wear my wedding ring anymore due to where I work. Catched it on something, nearly ripping my finger off and the subsequent pain/swelling

02. If you want amazing teef like grabby's... you could ✈ to turkey & get some turkey teff 🤣 and holiday at the same time. Anyway, surely you'd enquire about it at the dentist. There's enough bleeping posters in the waiting rooms. You can also make an enquiry at the reception. I still don't buy that she funded it 🤥

03. Isn't it funny, that cough someone's enquired about what vitamins grabby is taking for her worzel gummage hair... especially since she's literally done a reel about it with her current discount code

04. 🙄 There's plenty of cookbooks and Instagram chefs, who are well versed on slow cooker recipes. Go to bookshops, establishments that sell books or pop to the library. NONE of the food grabby cooks looks appetising nor edible

05. If grabby hadn't been blessed with a girl and then a boy, she would've definitely tried for a 3rd {or 4th} kid because she would've wanted one of each

06. Who in their right mind think those ye olde leopard print trainers with the velcro straps are lush. Someone REALLY needs to go to Specsavers

07. Erm, how can someone not know how to store all pictures of their phone 😳🤦🏻

08. Rod Stewart wants his trousers back 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

09. Please don't share your cunty smugness weaning Ratlas from breastfeeding. What exactly is gentle breastfeeding?!?

Questions that SHOULD be asked:-
How did your parents discover that a you were secretly seeing an nearly 24 year old male helper from the annual Year 8 Welsh trip?

Why weren't the police ever involved?

What did Benpeeado parents think of the situation, especially with his step-mum being a teacher?

Did your anorexia/bulimia start when your parents discovered you were in a relationship with a nearly 24 year old predator?

What did your friends think about you catching the eye of someone much much older than you?

Were the annual Year 8 School trip to Wales stopped because of your relationship with Benpeedo?

Why are you not 'working' {and use that word loosely} with SYGM any more?

Do you actually know the feet size of your kids?

Why is your 5 year old daughter still being pushed about in a double buggy?

Have you EVER had a proper job?

Why do your kiddos look soo bleeping tired and ill all the time?

Are your kiddos always hungry, as they seem to get duck all to eat off the prison trays?

If F.Stompy follow suit ©2032, how would you deal with it? Or is this one of the reasons you're looking into home schooling?

Have the FRKs ever had a lay-in or are they up at the crack of dawn everyday?

Do the FRKs EVER get to freestyle with what activities they want to do. Or do you dictate EVERYTHING?

Why do you gender stereotype your kids? aka F. Stompy is a mini mama & Ratlas does manly things, like building stuff etc

Do the FRKs getting pissed off having an phone in their face all the time and having to perform for you?

How the duck do you keep on getting #ad/pr-invite work, when your reels/stories are shite and written like poor man's Adrian Mole?

Does your house constantly smell like farts?

When will Ratlas have his own actual room? The corridor isn't a room.

Do you and Benpeeado sleep separately?
If only she would oblige and answer these all important points! 😂 Particularly the second batch, I’m itching to know! 🤔
 
Her answer to that question about clubs for Freya has enraged me.

She just keeps insinuating that every other parent is tit unless they parent the way she does. All this tit about 'taxi driver', 'I think childhood should be for free play' and 'we love weekends as family time', as if no other family does and that anyone who sends their kids to a club is doing it so they don't have to spend time with their child. Her priorities and outlook are so, so wrong. Also kids always say they don't want to do fun things, because they don't know they are fun yet unless they try? How does Freya/Grabby even know she doesn't like football club unless she tries one? My little one does a club, sometimes she says she doesn't want to go but as soon as she gets there her face lights up and she loves it, so many kids are the same.

Don't even get me started on her comment about how things get 'very scheduled/exhausting'. The irony!!!!!! Their entire lives are scheduled for Instagram!!!! They are forced to sleep at 6pm so she can get them up and out at the crack of dawn in the double buggy all so she can get her 183728363 steps in before school.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, she's an awful, awful parent.
 
If that’s not trolling I don’t know what is. Can’t wait to see the kids in their size 14y jumpers.
She’s so ridiculous. These are H&M jumpers with really big size brackets eg: 2-4/4-6. They already come up oversized but she’s clearly bought her 3 year old age 4-6 and her 5 year old age 6-8. Also so stingy - they only cost £8.50. Just buy them in the correct size and if needed buy a new one next year? I thought Ben was supposed to earn 10x as much as everyone else?
 
She’s so ridiculous. These are H&M jumpers with really big size brackets eg: 2-4/4-6. They already come up oversized but she’s clearly bought her 3 year old age 4-6 and her 5 year old age 6-8. Also so stingy - they only cost £8.50. Just buy them in the correct size and if needed buy a new one next year? I thought Ben was supposed to earn 10x as much as everyone else?
Not to mention that she must have another Christmas jumper or two for each child found on Vinted.
 
Love how she tries hard to say that it is Freya who doesn't want to do it and because she is such a sensitive mama to such a sensitive poppet, she said, ok let's not. But in the same rambling manages to make it obvious that it is because SHE doesn't want to sacrifice HER own time.

Love also the dig at parents who are being "taxis" for their children: I am better than you because I spend quality time with my children. Says the woman who spends HOURS in the car with them every other weekend to do instagrammable days out...
Sure, love.

Grabby is an absolute bleeping moron and a hypocrite x10. She will never let F. Stompy {or Ratlas} to do activities outside of school hours because Grabby's has her wanky routine she's followed since the age of 13 and she'll never ever change that for all the bleeping pumpkins in the world. I bet F. Stompy would love going to a football club, joining rainbows etc.

And not all parents taxi their kids here, there and everywhere. I live in a village where 95% of activities are within a walkable distance. Funny they're happy to drive to London virtually every bleeping weekend, doing the same ole tit on repeat 🥱😴
 
Well you cant film kids in after school clubs can you . And we all know if its not been uploaded to insta, it didnt happen 🙄.

Swimming is a life skill and with the ridiculous types of unsafe air BnBs they book, it is necessary for those kids to remain safe in spite of their unhinged mother.
 
Why does she think clubs are miles away?! No need for taxiing. My kids don’t want to do the after school clubs as they’re knackered at the end of a school day which is fine. So they do weekend ones (and school holidays). We’ve tried a few til they figure out what they like best and the clubs are all over by 11am so your family time can begin then. We wouldn’t have got up hours before then and already done 3 hours stomping around London anyway so for us, we sacrifice nothing! The clubs are about 10 mins away so I cope fine as the taxi service.
 
Her post about Maileg mice, "they are beautifully made, almost heirloom very very sweet". If she wasn't such a nerd I'd think she was on something the way she writes, it makes no sense!

And Freya doesn't play with barbies, no she doesn't only because you've chosen to get her the overpriced mice (because all that's what looks good on Instagram) rather than buying normal toys. Ben probably has some strong feelings on the toxicity of Barbie
 
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