Oh noooo... the dreaded "Q&A" aka Grabby asking herself Questions Answers bullshit
God, how in the
duck did mums... pre-social media...
EVER managed to bring up their babies?!? I wouldn't be asking an unqualified insta-
bleep for advice, that's for sure.
Anyway...
01. Who in the
duck is actually that
bleeping interested about her lack of her bloody wedding ring due to her annual hand swelling and needing the rings cut off. Personally, I don't wear my wedding ring anymore due to where I work. Catched it on something, nearly ripping my finger off and the subsequent pain/swelling
02. If you want amazing teef like grabby's... you could ✈ to turkey & get some turkey teff
and holiday at the same time. Anyway, surely you'd enquire about it at the dentist. There's enough
bleeping posters in the waiting rooms. You can also make an enquiry at the reception. I still don't buy that she funded it
03. Isn't it funny, that cough someone's enquired about what vitamins grabby is taking for her worzel gummage hair... especially since she's literally done a reel about it with her current discount code
04. There's plenty of cookbooks and Instagram chefs, who are well versed on slow cooker recipes. Go to bookshops, establishments that sell books or pop to the library. NONE of the food grabby cooks looks appetising nor edible
05. If grabby hadn't been blessed with a girl and then a boy, she would've definitely tried for a 3rd {or 4th} kid because she would've wanted one of each
06. Who in their right mind think those ye olde leopard print trainers with the velcro straps are lush. Someone REALLY needs to go to Specsavers
07. Erm, how can someone not know how to store all pictures of their phone
08. Rod Stewart wants his trousers back
09. Please don't share your cunty smugness weaning Ratlas from breastfeeding. What exactly is gentle breastfeeding?!?
Questions that SHOULD be asked:-
How did your parents discover that a you were secretly seeing an nearly 24 year old male helper from the annual Year 8 Welsh trip?
Why weren't the police ever involved?
What did Benpeeado parents think of the situation, especially with his step-mum being a teacher?
Did your anorexia/bulimia start when your parents discovered you were in a relationship with a nearly 24 year old predator?
What did your friends think about you catching the eye of someone much much older than you?
Were the annual Year 8 School trip to Wales stopped because of your relationship with Benpeedo?
Why are you not 'working' {and use that word loosely} with SYGM any more?
Do you actually know the feet size of your kids?
Why is your 5 year old daughter still being pushed about in a double buggy?
Have you EVER had a proper job?
Why do your kiddos look soo
bleeping tired and ill all the time?
Are your kiddos always hungry, as they seem to get
duck all to eat off the prison trays?
If F.Stompy follow suit ©2032, how would you deal with it? Or is this one of the reasons you're looking into home schooling?
Have the FRKs ever had a lay-in or are they up at the crack of dawn everyday?
Do the FRKs EVER get to freestyle with what activities they want to do. Or do you dictate EVERYTHING?
Why do you gender stereotype your kids? aka F. Stompy is a mini mama & Ratlas does manly things, like building stuff etc
Do the FRKs getting pissed off having an phone in their face all the time and having to perform for you?
How the
duck do you keep on getting #ad/pr-invite work, when your reels/stories are shite and written like poor man's Adrian Mole?
Does your house constantly smell like farts?
When will Ratlas have his own actual room? The corridor isn't a room.
Do you and Benpeeado sleep separately?