Rebeccaloves__ #55 Workin' nine to skive, she's all taking and no giving

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Why doesn’t she ever make sense?
 

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It’s dreadful that the Kedgefunds didn’t get her braces when she was young, her teeth were absolutely shocking. I feel sorry for her actually, she must have been very self conscious about them. Maybe if they had sorted them out she would have had better self esteem and wouldn’t have settled for the first bloke that gave her the eye.
 
If i could ask grabby any question, none of those would even enter my brain space. Seriously, who on earth is sat at home, making a brew and wondering if she ever got round to replacing her rings? Absolutely bonkers.
Give us the real tea Becky, where does Ben sleep? How do the other school mums feel about him being a n? Why can’t you buy your children shoes that fit? Whats with the pumpkin obsession? Tell us about your eating disorder…
 
QuiteTheChin said:
It’s dreadful that the Kedgefunds didn’t get her braces when she was young, her teeth were absolutely shocking. I feel sorry for her actually, she must have been very self conscious about them. Maybe if they had sorted them out she would have had better self esteem and wouldn’t have settled for the first bloke that gave her the eye.
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She’d already met the love of her life at an age where most kids would have braces. Maybe she was the one that didn't want them fitted at the time as a way to seem more grown up for her geriatric lover.

They look significantly better.
 
QuiteTheChin said:
It’s dreadful that the Kedgefunds didn’t get her braces when she was young, her teeth were absolutely shocking. I feel sorry for her actually, she must have been very self conscious about them. Maybe if they had sorted them out she would have had better self esteem and wouldn’t have settled for the first bloke that gave her the eye.
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I doubt she had all her adult teeth by the time she went on the ill fated school trip
 
Ridandroo said:
If i could ask grabby any question, none of those would even enter my brain space. Seriously, who on earth is sat at home, making a brew and wondering if she ever got round to replacing her rings? Absolutely bonkers.
Give us the real tea Becky, where does Ben sleep? How do the other school mums feel about him being a n? Why can’t you buy your children shoes that fit? Whats with the pumpkin obsession? Tell us about your eating disorder…
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Why do you insist on squeezing your FIVE year old into a pram? How many unauthorised absence days did your daughter have last year? Has Ben given up telling the planning department he knows best?

So many questions. Sigh.
 
QuiteTheChin said:
It’s dreadful that the Kedgefunds didn’t get her braces when she was young, her teeth were absolutely shocking. I feel sorry for her actually, she must have been very self conscious about them. Maybe if they had sorted them out she would have had better self esteem and wouldn’t have settled for the first bloke that gave her the eye.
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She actually did have braces as a teen. She didn't wear the retainer, so they shifted back to their natural donkey state.

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She definitely does read here. The latest stories especially the one ‘asking her’ 🙄 if the kids do school clubs is definitely aimed at tattle.

So apparently Freya used to do swimming lessons. Sure. But they had to stop them (can’t let your kids learning a valuable life saving skill get in the way of mamma’s holidays)

And Freya doesn’t do clubs because there’s so much ‘societal pressure’ for kids to be doing lots of activities. Let’s translate that, grabby doesn’t want to pay for things that she can’t photograph for instagram.
 
Oh noooo... the dreaded "Q&A" aka Grabby asking herself Questions Answers bullshit 🤣 God, how in the duck did mums... pre-social media... EVER managed to bring up their babies?!? I wouldn't be asking an unqualified insta-bleep for advice, that's for sure.

Anyway...

01. Who in the duck is actually that bleeping interested about her lack of her bloody wedding ring due to her annual hand swelling and needing the rings cut off. Personally, I don't wear my wedding ring anymore due to where I work. Catched it on something, nearly ripping my finger off and the subsequent pain/swelling

02. If you want amazing teef like grabby's... you could ✈ to turkey & get some turkey teff 🤣 and holiday at the same time. Anyway, surely you'd enquire about it at the dentist. There's enough bleeping posters in the waiting rooms. You can also make an enquiry at the reception. I still don't buy that she funded it 🤥

03. Isn't it funny, that cough someone's enquired about what vitamins grabby is taking for her worzel gummage hair... especially since she's literally done a reel about it with her current discount code

04. 🙄 There's plenty of cookbooks and Instagram chefs, who are well versed on slow cooker recipes. Go to bookshops, establishments that sell books or pop to the library. NONE of the food grabby cooks looks appetising nor edible

05. If grabby hadn't been blessed with a girl and then a boy, she would've definitely tried for a 3rd {or 4th} kid because she would've wanted one of each

06. Who in their right mind think those ye olde leopard print trainers with the velcro straps are lush. Someone REALLY needs to go to Specsavers

07. Erm, how can someone not know how to store all pictures of their phone 😳🤦🏻

08. Rod Stewart wants his trousers back 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

09. Please don't share your cunty smugness weaning Ratlas from breastfeeding. What exactly is gentle breastfeeding?!?

Questions that SHOULD be asked:-
How did your parents discover that a you were secretly seeing an nearly 24 year old male helper from the annual Year 8 Welsh trip?

Why weren't the police ever involved?

What did Benpeeado parents think of the situation, especially with his step-mum being a teacher?

Did your anorexia/bulimia start when your parents discovered you were in a relationship with a nearly 24 year old predator?

What did your friends think about you catching the eye of someone much much older than you?

Were the annual Year 8 School trip to Wales stopped because of your relationship with Benpeedo?

Why are you not 'working' {and use that word loosely} with SYGM any more?

Do you actually know the feet size of your kids?

Why is your 5 year old daughter still being pushed about in a double buggy?

Have you EVER had a proper job?

Why do your kiddos look soo bleeping tired and ill all the time?

Are your kiddos always hungry, as they seem to get duck all to eat off the prison trays?

If F.Stompy follow suit ©2032, how would you deal with it? Or is this one of the reasons you're looking into home schooling?

Have the FRKs ever had a lay-in or are they up at the crack of dawn everyday?

Do the FRKs EVER get to freestyle with what activities they want to do. Or do you dictate EVERYTHING?

Why do you gender stereotype your kids? aka F. Stompy is a mini mama & Ratlas does manly things, like building stuff etc

Do the FRKs getting pissed off having an phone in their face all the time and having to perform for you?

How the duck do you keep on getting #ad/pr-invite work, when your reels/stories are shite and written like poor man's Adrian Mole?

Does your house constantly smell like farts?

When will Ratlas have his own actual room? The corridor isn't a room.

Do you and Benpeeado sleep separately?
 
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