Rebecca Lamb Hobson #182 No elf on the shelf but a dildo advent calendar for herself

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Her smugness is to another level
 

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* No one - I repeat, no one asked for the link for that crappy black hooker skirt
* pretty sure the Mr mug has coffee in it - it appears to have crema round the edge of the cup - it’s Steve’s coffee and she’s so dull and boring she thought she’d have a stab at being funny and failed.
* On the men’s gift list, she’s said that her and Steve aren’t doing presents this year. Strange, given that they’re mortgage free and she earns £40k a month 🧐 You could afford gifts AND holidays/experiences in that position.
* Hope all you trolls survived the storm without to much disruption or damage.
 
* No one - I repeat, no one asked for the link for that crappy black hooker skirt
* pretty sure the Mr mug has coffee in it - it appears to have crema round the edge of the cup - it’s Steve’s coffee and she’s so dull and boring she thought she’d have a stab at being funny and failed.
* On the men’s gift list, she’s said that her and Steve aren’t doing presents this year. Strange, given that they’re mortgage free and she earns £40k a month 🧐 You could afford gifts AND holidays/experiences in that position.
* Hope all you trolls survived the storm without to much disruption or damage.

I don't get why he aparrently bought her a £300 hairdryer for her birthday, which, judging, by the state of beggys hair the majority of the time doesn't get used because she never washes it 😂

But 3 months later they can't even stretch to a new pair of slippers and a Yankee candle at Xmas time despite being mortgage free and a supah successful boss berbbb and a car washing tycoon 🤔🤔🤔 Backwards Beggy and Backwards Beave.

If I was making 40k a month my other half would have a city break with a 5* hotel stay gifted to him, and something designer or tech as his main present followed by aftershave and stuff as stocking fillers....it just doesn't add up does it 🙈
 
I don't get why he aparrently bought her a £300 hairdryer for her birthday, which, judging, by the state of beggys hair the majority of the time doesn't get used because she never washes it 😂

But 3 months later they can't even stretch to a new pair of slippers and a Yankee candle at Xmas time despite being mortgage free and a supah successful boss berbbb and a car washing tycoon 🤔🤔🤔 Backwards Beggy and Backwards Beave.

If I was making 40k a month my other half would have a city break with a 5* hotel stay gifted to him, and something designer or tech as his main present followed by aftershave and stuff as stocking fillers....it just doesn't add up does it 🙈
It really doesn’t add up - you would do both and Beggy would love being braggy about it, too! Broke AF!
 
She washes her hair once a week 😳😣.. I've never had long hair like hers, but surely that's a bit grim isn't it?

Long hair Tattlers... What do you think?

Hope everyone is OK after the storm - no damage, safe and sound 🙏x

Didn't she put up a story while at Center 😂Parcs re gifts for her/gifts for him?... She would be livid if she received no gifts from Steve - like a child without its dolly.
 
She washes her hair once a week 😳😣.. I've never had long hair like hers, but surely that's a bit grim isn't it?

Long hair Tattlers... What do you think?

Hope everyone is OK after the storm - no damage, safe and sound 🙏x

Didn't she put up a story while at Center 😂Parcs re gifts for her/gifts for him?... She would be livid if she received no gifts from Steve - like a child without its dolly.

ogre got long hair passed my boobs and I have to wash it every 2/3 days. If I went a full week I would resemble a chip pan 😂
 
She washes her hair once a week 😳😣.. I've never had long hair like hers, but surely that's a bit grim isn't it?

Long hair Tattlers... What do you think?

Hope everyone is OK after the storm - no damage, safe and sound 🙏x

Didn't she put up a story while at Center 😂Parcs re gifts for her/gifts for him?... She would be livid if she received no gifts from Steve - like a child without its dolly.

LONG HAIR TATTLERS tickled me😂🩷
Beggy is GRIM with a Capital G🤢
All ok here thanks babe🌪
Im in the South, hate the hoolie wind😬
 
I have long hair & the thought of only washing my hair once a week makes me 🤢 I know everyone’s hair is different & some people can go longer without visibly needing to wash it, but even if I had hair that didn’t get greasy after a few days, I would still feel gross if I went a whole 7 days without washing it. The thing is, she hasn’t even got the type of hair that can be left that long. It looks greasy 2 days after a wash.

But then she’s always been bleeping gross & seems to just get worse as she gets older.
 
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