Rebecca Lamb Hobson #182 No elf on the shelf but a dildo advent calendar for herself

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They don't even have to purchase anything. Even if they click on the link the cookies will follow them fir around 30 days. So they'll get commission from tracking their data, what they're viewing on other websites, which adverts they view and on top anything that the person buys. So always clear your cookies regularly.
I was just about to say this. There's new aff link schemes that you only need followers to click the link to earn something. Floppybollocks uses it as well. They earn more if you buy something but even just clicking gives them something back! That'll be why she aff links every scabby thing she owns and every thing she tries on in shops.
 
I’m just looking at her Insta on Instagram viewer. What does “real mum life to 3” mean? Did I have too many wines last night or does that make no sense? Shouldn’t it be “Real life mum to 3”? Even that sounds odd. Someone make it make sense 😂
She always peddles that she "keeps it real" and "mum life" with that stupid face she does, that's what she means. But it would read better as "real life with 3 kids"
 
I was just about to say this. There's new aff link schemes that you only need followers to click the link to earn something. Floppybollocks uses it as well. They earn more if you buy something but even just clicking gives them something back! That'll be why she aff links every scabby thing she owns and every thing she tries on in shops.
And it’s exactly why I never click on any links that any of these social media beggars post!
 
They don't even have to purchase anything. Even if they click on the link the cookies will follow them fir around 30 days. So they'll get commission from tracking their data, what they're viewing on other websites, which adverts they view and on top anything that the person buys. So always clear your cookies regularly.
Thank you for the clarification! I never click the links cos of the cookies thing but I wasn’t entirely sure how it all worked so your explanation is very helpful! Can’t imagine she’s earned much from that godawful furry bag that’s surgically attached to her 🤣
 
Just catching up on here after Storm Darragh knocked out our power all day and night yesterday!
So Slaggy Beggy went out with other people knowing she wasn’t well? How lovely….. right near the time parents are frantically trying to organise Christmas and can do without being ill. She’s so selfish.Those boots for Roma are ridiculous. Far too big and the poor kid will fall over yet again and probably chip ANOTHER tooth.
The award for the Absolute Worst Mother of the Year goes to Slag Bag Beggy. She’s bleeping hopeless.
 
So cos she's poorly (with her put on stupid voice, she soon perked up talking about bongo bingo!) Shes staying out the way... she didn't even say, staying out the way so I don't pass it on to the kids, she just said staying away cos there all watching a film
Could she not get on the settee & watch it with them, if there gonna catch out there gonna catch it, they live with her after all.
Just any excuse to not have to parent.
 
Is this Woody on the worktop? Can the kids not use the kitchen table to mix a cake?

The change in her voice from the 1st story to the last - she's having a "bed day", can't be arsed with the kids and leaving the child care to Steve for the day. Lazy witch.

If she was feeling that poorly, last thing you want to do is bake a cake. Incredibly selfish to go "out out" if she had been feeling unwell. Room full of women - nice one Rebecca 😳😕

She's probably tired from so many "work" commitments - Love Honey, Boohoo, Lush, what else 🤔.... Bugger all... That's what!! 😂🤣
 

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Is this Woody on the worktop? Can the kids not use the kitchen table to mix a cake?

The change in her voice from the 1st story to the last - she's having a "bed day", can't be arsed with the kids and leaving the child care to Steve for the day. Lazy witch.

If she was feeling that poorly, last thing you want to do is bake a cake. Incredibly selfish to go "out out" if she had been feeling unwell. Room full of women - nice one Rebecca 😳😕

She's probably tired from so many "work" commitments - Love Honey, Boohoo, Lush, what else 🤔.... Bugger all... That's what!! 😂🤣
Kneeeeling on the worktop
WTAF are this family on
Yuk yuk🤢
 
Kneeeeling on the worktop
WTAF are this family on
Yuk yuk🤢

I think it's my age Ju 😂🤣.... What with Roma standing on the dishwasher door, one of the Boys the other week on the worktop with his socks on - I don't get it 🙄😳... They have a perfectly usable kitchen table - that stool Roma has can be pulled up to the table.

She fries my brain 🙄
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And sorry but that cake looks tit!!!

It does - if she had the energy to cook a cake, she hopefully has made them a decent meal, but more likely loaded tortillas for the kids, and the 2 gits having a takeaway once the kids in bed.
 
I think it's my age Ju 😂🤣.... What with Roma standing on the dishwasher door, one of the Boys the other week on the worktop with his socks on - I don't get it 🙄😳... They have a perfectly usable kitchen table - that stool Roma has can be pulled up to the table.

She fries my brain 🙄
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It does - if she had the energy to cook a cake, she hopefully has made them a decent meal, but more likely loaded tortillas for the kids, and the 2 gits having a takeaway once the kids in bed.

Babe, whatever you...comment its like im saying it too😁😁
DITTO!
US oldies hehe😁
The THINGS SHE DOES🤦‍♀️
I WANT TO ScreeeeeeaM😫🫣
 
Babe, whatever you...comment its like im saying it too😁😁
DITTO!
US oldies hehe😁
The THINGS SHE DOES🤦‍♀️
I WANT TO ScreeeeeeaM😫🫣

I feel like I'm a Twilight zone - if she was my daughter, I'd like to slap her with a giant side of a wet fish - wake her the hell up! 😩... She's got no "get up and go", I doubt there's never been much there anyway apart from when she's serving herself from her Love Honey advent box. Maybe those batteries give her a bit of a charging.
 
I feel like I'm a Twilight zone - if she was my daughter, I'd like to slap her with a giant side of a wet fish - wake her the hell up! 😩... She's got no "get up and go", I doubt there's never been much there anyway apart from when she's serving herself from her Love Honey advent box. Maybe those batteries give her a bit of a charging.
Probably why big bad Bev doesn’t want anything to do with her 😂
 
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