Rebecca Lamb Hobson #182 No elf on the shelf but a dildo advent calendar for herself

[Lovethewayyoulie]

Buys Roma Doc Martens. Have they to do her for her lifetime the size of them? What about her son’s. Do they get Doc Martens as well?

No, they just get second hand battered trainers off vinted. Or big canoes from h&m that no boys their age would want to wear for £20.

 

[Bananarama22]

Buys Roma Doc Martens. Have they to do her for her lifetime the size of them? What about her son’s. Do they get Doc Martens as well?

Given she is making Roma wait until Christmas to get a dressing gown I think it is safe to say the docs are either fake or 2nd hand from vinted

 

[Whatwouldyoudo]

I bet a relative has told her to pick something for Roma for Christmas and she's picked them. I bet she also got them at York outlet too.

 

[Rosie Tatler]

Hope the Landlords roof is in order , going to be up to 63 mph wind in Hornsea tonight , more than in’t Dales

 

[Cooriedoon]

"Bought roma her first pair of docs" - coming from a woman who has, herself, never owned a pair of docs. She says it like they're a family of docs wearers.

ETA: funny to me how, if they're real, she's willing to spend about £69 on a pair of shoes for the fringe, but has never spent that much for the kids. AND if she's willing to spunk that much on shoes, why has she got her temu stuff for Christmas?

Fairly sure they are haccoo/saramart. I know a girl who bought a pair for her older child on Hacoo and they had that same uneven pink around the soles. Other than that they were pretty good knock offs.

 

[Ju19]

Fuking imbecile
Those Boots are far too....BIG
Good job Begs great idea to damage Romas feet

 

[Anotherct]

Wonder if she went to York outlet for them

 

[Ducktalesawhoohoo]

Very quiet today reckon she’s hanging after last night???

 

[Meringue22]

Very quiet today reckon she’s hanging after last night???

Traumatised more like

 

[ElizabethDavid]

She’s defo seen another “influencers” kid wearing them and copied

 

[Scottish Care Bear]

The Pathetic Aff Link for Christmas cushions!
Anything for money! Surprised she hasn’t linked the new boots of Roma’s.

Has her father & step mum been back to visit? Or are they waiting for the festive period?

No sign of her father in law or her own mother visiting? Tad awkward perhaps with mum in law.

 

[Bhunaluna]

Even her elf on the shelf ideas are a load of tit…
Smug face literally thinks she’s hilarious. You are hilarious hun but we’re laughing at you for all of the wrong reasons
I can only imagine what the other ‘influencers’ think of her

 

[Lovethewayyoulie]

Elf on the shelf in flour 2 nights in a row... just don't bother becky. We all no you wernt even gonna do it till u read on here.
Lazy tit parents they are.

 

[hearnoseenosayno]

How is giving her the Mr cup to wind her up even a thing to be wound up by?? She’s so desperate to be funny!!
Also how does she make money on these links and cookies I don’t get ittttttt

 

[Whiskygal]

I’m just looking at her Insta on Instagram viewer. What does “real mum life to 3” mean? Did I have too many wines last night or does that make no sense? Shouldn’t it be “Real life mum to 3”? Even that sounds odd. Someone make it make sense

 

[Imhere123]

I’m just looking at her Insta on Instagram viewer. What does “real mum life to 3” mean? Did I have too many wines last night or does that make no sense? Shouldn’t it be “Real life mum to 3”? Even that sounds odd. Someone make it make sense

I was thinking that the other day. It doesn’t sound right. Maybe ‘mum of 3 real life’. I don’t know. It’s just not something that has ever been a thing until social media. Isn’t it just life? Mum of 3 life?
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How is giving her the Mr cup to wind her up even a thing to be wound up by?? She’s so desperate to be funny!!
Also how does she make money on these links and cookies I don’t get ittttttt

He’s not done it to wind her up. He’s done it to tell her that she’s looking more & more like a man every day

 

[hearnoseenosayno]

How is giving her the Mr cup to wind her up even a thing to be wound up by?? She’s so desperate to be funny!!
Also how does she make money on these links and cookies I don’t get ittttttt

I think I get it now… so if 7k followers clicked on her link, and she was paid 10p per click she’d get paid £700 ?!

 

[RUOTAY]

I was thinking that the other day. It doesn’t sound right. Maybe ‘mum of 3 real life’. I don’t know. It’s just not something that has ever been a thing until social media. Isn’t it just life? Mum of 3 life?
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He’s not done it to wind her up. He’s done it to tell her that she’s looking more & more like a man every day

The real wind up here is that the mug contains frothy TEA.

 

[heidilouxx]

I think I get it now… so if 7k followers clicked on her link, and she was paid 10p per click she’d get paid £700 ?!

They’d have to purchase something, clicking on the link won’t earn her anything but if the person clicking it bought something then she’d get commission. I think it’s usually around 25%

 

[ChubClubThug]

They’d have to purchase something, clicking on the link won’t earn her anything but if the person clicking it bought something then she’d get commission. I think it’s usually around 25%

They don't even have to purchase anything. Even if they click on the link the cookies will follow them fir around 30 days. So they'll get commission from tracking their data, what they're viewing on other websites, which adverts they view and on top anything that the person buys. So always clear your cookies regularly.