Popsy Clothing Cult #7 There can’t be that much polyester in Nuneaton!

[boojange]

Oof, you guys got me right in the 96% polyester, I had no idea that there was a Popsy Tattle thread

Discovered Popsy earlier this year and I do now have 10+ dresses, most bought preloved but I guess I am the customer you're mocking through and through. I got some of the boots though I sold them on as they didn't suit me, and I just got myself a galaxy popon, it's totally lush if I'm honest, and was cheaper than the kuddly version I got.

Reading back through all the threads now and trying to match your descriptions with the people I have gotten to recognise, maybe I'll even find one of my posts on here, can't give you any clues as to who I am though given the tattle experience is meant to be anonymous

Popsy in the wild!

 

[OhhBacon]

Oof, you guys got me right in the 96% polyester, I had no idea that there was a Popsy Tattle thread

Discovered Popsy earlier this year and I do now have 10+ dresses, most bought preloved but I guess I am the customer you're mocking through and through. I got some of the boots though I sold them on as they didn't suit me, and I just got myself a galaxy popon, it's totally lush if I'm honest, and was cheaper than the kuddly version I got.

Reading back through all the threads now and trying to match your descriptions with the people I have gotten to recognise, maybe I'll even find one of my posts on here, can't give you any clues as to who I am though given the tattle experience is meant to be anonymous

Unless you have shared your new dress alongside discarded vibrators, asked a ridiculous question that would be better answered on Google or by a qualified professional, given a run down on your medical history, some in-depth detail about your child's medical or educational needs, shown your overdraft whilst buying 5 new must haves, fawned over a bloke and his organ or called all your dresses she and talked about them like they are friends then you are safe.

(*There are some people who actually look good in them!!!)

 

[MotorheadLife]

There are definitely some who look good in them, i am definitely not saying all popsy are bad. It’s just the ones who think they look amazing but are just in badly fitted dresses, oversharing things in a group of unknowns….

 

[Mr Krabs]

(*There are some people who actually look good in them!!!)

And one day maybe we’ll see one.

 

[Klp86]

The calling a dress she/her actually makes me feel a bit

 

[Secretbrillopad]

And one day maybe we’ll see one.

I've got covid and that's just made me laugh too hard, everything hurts now

Are the hoodies really called Popons? Under Pops. I think this may be what I hate most about the whole caboodle.

 

[Cheesycloth]

Really? That’s wild!

Erm no
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I've got covid and that's just made me laugh too hard, everything hurts now

Are the hoodies really called Popons? Under Pops. I think this may be what I hate most about the whole caboodle.

Hold on, what are Popovers? Or did I make that one up?

 

[Secretbrillopad]

Hold on, what are Popovers? Or did I make that one up?

Ohhh I took the Popons from this:

I got some of the boots though I sold them on as they didn't suit me, and I just got myself a galaxy popon, it's totally lush if I'm honest, and was cheaper than the kuddly version I got.

 

[anniemouse]

Popons must be Oodie? I bought a Kuddly during lockdown

 

[Cheesycloth]

They had masks, maybe they were Popovers?

 

[LittleMissOnions]

First a person spotted ‘verb’ in the Popsy blurb earlier, now GG posts this, I think we can safely say it wasn’t his English GCSE results that attracted Sandra, I mean Cherish, to him

 

[Donniedonkey118]

Popon's must be dildos?
Always sold out though, red bob bulk buys.

 

[Miggsy]

The calling a dress she/her actually makes me feel a bit

me too. Although calling Timmyetta she is worse

 

[JuneJuneHannah]

First a person spotted ‘verb’ in the Popsy blurb earlier, now GG posts this, I think we can safely say it wasn’t his English GCSE results that attracted Sandra, I mean Cherish, to him

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He's made so much from polyester tat that he can afford to chuck doughnuts out.

 

[Miggsy]

I thought red Bob had tidied her room but nope I see she’s in a travelodge

 

[BWinter]

Popon's must be dildos?
Always sold out though, red bob bulk buys.

Surely if they bought out a dildo range it would be a popin?

 

[Mr Krabs]

Popon's must be dildos?
Always sold out though, red bob bulk buys.

Dildos would be poppins, surely?
(Hahah got beaten on that one!)

I thought red Bob had tidied her room but nope I see she’s in a travelodge

Oh lord a travelodge. Is she having a threesome?

 

[DrtCrl]

There are definitely some who look good in them, i am definitely not saying all popsy are bad. It’s just the ones who think they look amazing but are just in badly fitted dresses, oversharing things in a group of unknowns….

I read that as badly titted dresses. Which also works

 

[Perspicacia Tick]

I thought red Bob had tidied her room but nope I see she’s in a travelodge

Did she take the clitblaster 3000 with her though?

 

[PryingPenny]

Unless you have shared your new dress alongside discarded vibrators, asked a ridiculous question that would be better answered on Google or by a qualified professional, given a run down on your medical history, some in-depth detail about your child's medical or educational needs, shown your overdraft whilst buying 5 new must haves, fawned over a bloke and his organ or called all your dresses she and talked about them like they are friends then you are safe.

Oh no, those are all me

But for real, some eye opening revelations on the threads as I have been catching up, Cherish isn't called Cherish, she doesn't own any of the company and they block people who question the cult?

My favourite posters are the lady who lives in France (grey hair and glasses, very stylish looking house) and the lady with long ginger hair and glasses. Totally agree on the neediness of some others, I'm a little tempted to post something weird so I end up on here...