But all her relationships before were meaningless because she hadn’t discovered her true sexuality and was just wasting her time with men that she absolutely wasn’t attracted to at all. Not at all interested in. Didn’t want to listen to anything they had to say. Didn’t find any fulfilment in sex with them. Not interested in introducing them to her weird Addams family. She was of course happy to be photographed slobbering all over them and doing Public Displays of Affection even though she really doesn’t like being touched in public UNTIL she met her carer Non-Binary Backpack who is absolutely The One because they adore her unconditionally, tell her she is the most beautiful woman in all of England AND Scotland. And they know how to operate a bed hoist which is very forward planning on Ploppy’s part to have enlisted Backpack as her My Now Partner and My Future Carer.