Poppy Adams #37 emotional abuser, diet refuser, overall loser.

[Natyocheese]

I reckon Backpack is enough of an enamoured chump to be going into debt to fund Mistress Ploppy. HBP gives me total subby PayPig vibes. Poppy is the kind of bleep that is happy to take other people’s cash in the form of food, gifts and free accommodation - mostly from the bank of mum and dad but I suspect HBP is footing the bill for travel and gifts.

Mistress Ploppy oh god, maybe they're one of those financial slave types.

 

[Instafamous1]

When I saw the bag post I thought she was gonna say backpack had bought it for her, maybe that’s what she was hoping that they would if she hinted enough!

 

[missbct]

It was my son’s birthday the day before Poppy and even he, in his childlike wonder, hasn’t dragged his birthday out as much as Pythag arse.

 

[rogueapostrophe]

Mistress Ploppy oh god, maybe they're one of those financial slave types.

That would make sense. Poppy has always been shown love in the form of gifts and food so that's what she expects. I just don't think Human Coachbag has the funds to sustain that long-term so Poppy may be forced to look elsewhere. I can imagine she derives much pleasure from having to give them an allowance to use to shower her with gifts, gifts and more gifts

 

[Dontmissmuch]

I had a nosey and the cheapest room at the hotel they stayed at Friday was around £250 for the night... that was the basic one... so with the concert tickets, ubers, food, etc etc and other gifts it would of cost them a tidy penny !

 

[rogueapostrophe]

I had a nosey and the cheapest room at the hotel they stayed at Friday was around £250 for the night... that was the basic one... so with the concert tickets, ubers, food, etc etc and other gifts it would of cost them a tidy penny !

Money is no object when you're Ploppy 'trust fund' Adams

 

[Robbie09]

Poppys words “It’s so special to get to share such fun parts of my JOB with them”
Human Backpack at an event but clearly hidden out of sight

 

[RoundTheTwist]

Poppys words “It’s so special to get to share such fun parts of my JOB with them”
Human Backpack at an event but clearly hidden out of sight

Didn't even look like they were allowed in the group photo of everyone. But will pick their most unflattering angles to share with her followers.

 

[Anti-influencer]

What’s the TLDR with this girl?

 

[Diddikins]

What’s the TLDR with this girl?

She’s an absolute bleep. But I’m guessing you want a little more than that.

Privileged middle class princess
No actual responsibilities
Absolutely in love with herself
2 (failed) weight loss surgeries

The wiki explains it better.

 

[RoundTheTwist]

She’s an absolute bleep. But I’m guessing you want a little more than that.

Privileged middle class princess
No actual responsibilities
Absolutely in love with herself
2 (failed) weight loss surgeries

The wiki explains it better.

Fantastic summary in a nut shell that though. I would also add - entitled, greedy, liar.

 

[Furnessian]

A total front bottom

 

[rogueapostrophe]

She’s a piggy with a trust fund

 

[verucca_salt]

I can't believe she's actually been invited to an event! And of course she had to take her emotional support backpack it's hardly her job if she does events once in a bloody blue moon.

 

[Anti-influencer]

Thanks for the breakdown didn’t see the wiki, I’ll check that out. She pops up on my fyp page all the time but I usually scroll past, recognised her name in the threads and got curious!

 

[RoundTheTwist]

The absolute state of this hippo. She can't even jump on to a bed. Just flops on.

 

[rogueapostrophe]

FFS the hippo is STILL celebrating her birthday. How long has this been going on? If i knew how, I'd insert that titanic gif here, can't be arsed to figure out how to do that

 

[RoundTheTwist]

The birthday celebrations are always so excessive, and to be honest I'm not sure what there is to celebrate? another year passed and still no further forward in life. Just another year wasted.

 

[Tharsheblows]

The birthday celebrations are always so excessive, and to be honest I'm not sure what there is to celebrate? another year passed and still no further forward in life. Just another year wasted.

How very dare you! She has a (almost full-time - sharing the load with Shelly-thingymabob) carer now, so she IS further forward in life, she's now got someone to tie her shoes, wipe her face (and probably a*see) and share rings with! That is a giant, ugly footed step forward thank you very much!

 

[nogoodusernamesleft]

And she is another step closer to eating herself to death.