PLouise #5 Is it a workplace? Is it a crèche? Is it a cafe? Answers on a postcard!

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chickenlittle367 said:
Will Santa say “hey babe”
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“Hey babe welcome to the ploui- Santas Werkshop Grotto ✨, what would you like for Christmas?”

“Hi Santa, PS5 please.”

“Ok babe, so I didn’t just become Santa over night, I had a £20,000 loan and turned it into the global Workshop so you need to ✨mAnIfesT✨, here’s your free gift of the Plouise diary that never sold more than 10 and will turn you into a millionaire to buy your own PS5, and remember ✨bAbE✨, stay humble and give back 🙏🏻”

Exit through the warehouse where Elf Jas screams at you that the products are all running out out so buy now.

the end.
 
KarenFromHR said:
“Hey babe welcome to the ploui- Santas Werkshop Grotto ✨, what would you like for Christmas?”

“Hi Santa, PS5 please.”

“Ok babe, so I didn’t just become Santa over night, I had a £20,000 loan and turned it into the global Workshop so you need to ✨mAnIfesT✨, here’s your free gift of the Plouise diary that never sold more than 10 and will turn you into a millionaire to buy your own PS5, and remember ✨bAbE✨, stay humble and give back 🙏🏻”

Exit through the warehouse where Elf Jas screams at you that the products are all running out out so buy now.

the end.
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This hahahahahahhaha ACCURATE. Father Christmas in a ‘bad witch’ box? I cannot. There are 3 brain cells floating around that place/team, maximum
 
KarenFromHR said:
“Hey babe welcome to the ploui- Santas Werkshop Grotto ✨, what would you like for Christmas?”

“Hi Santa, PS5 please.”

“Ok babe, so I didn’t just become Santa over night, I had a £20,000 loan and turned it into the global Workshop so you need to ✨mAnIfesT✨, here’s your free gift of the Plouise diary that never sold more than 10 and will turn you into a millionaire to buy your own PS5, and remember ✨bAbE✨, stay humble and give back 🙏🏻”

Exit through the warehouse where Elf Jas screams at you that the products are all running out out so buy now.

the end.
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Well I didn’t screen shot this and send it to my friend who also can’t stand Paige and the idiots who work there

Well done, you’ve got their narrative spot on 😂😂
 
craycrayxx said:
She’s just surrounded by people who are literally funded by her, so they can’t say ‘babe it’s tit’
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🎯 is there even anyone in leadership other than her and the ex con? Yet another post on this thread saying the same thing but she needs genuine subject matter experts working there rather than kids. I can’t understand her prioritising office builds & garden centre inspired events in Q4?! Insanity
 
It winds me up so bad that every other day she's squawking about some new shite idea. Babeeeeeee concentrate on the abysmal products you have now and actually try to make them appealing to anyone over the age of 12. Also hey gang, new to PLouise tattle and a member of PLouise hate-tok. thrilled to be here with others who do not enjoy the waddler
 
hereforthedrama1 said:
It winds me up so bad that every other day she's squawking about some new shite idea. Babeeeeeee concentrate on the abysmal products you have now and actually try to make them appealing to anyone over the age of 12. Also hey gang, new to PLouise tattle and a member of PLouise hate-tok. thrilled to be here with others who do not enjoy the waddler
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This is exactly it tit products, faulty products, awful customer service and she can’t even get the ‘documentary’ out on time, she needs to sort her head out and stop money grabbing! Also, welcome 😃
 
craycrayxx said:
She’s just surrounded by people who are literally funded by her, so they can’t say ‘babe it’s tit’
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I’d last a day, I shouldn’t have to scour a box with a magnifying glass and read war and peace to see the words “face wash”.

I also would beat her over the head with a Bad witch Energy phone case because did we not learn from the likes of Casetify and Skinnydip that liquid phone cases eventually break and leak and wreck the phones.

How are we also supposed to clean out the old oil and refill it with the new oil or does the Plouise phone case come free with a Staph infection now?

She always gives extra babe. ✨
 
Ursaarctosarctos said:
Call me a prude, but using the word witch in product or experiences marketed to children is just gross and inappropriate.
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This!!!

My kids love the Plouise stuff just from TikTok but I refuse to tolerate things with that language for children it’s made she hasn’t thought of this or prob just doesn’t care.
I’m by no means prude or stuck up with it or naive children hear these things but I think to use it in names of products your pushing towards children is uncalled for!
 
pokemon98 said:
Why have none of the clones been live this week?
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Apparently “taking a break” but Paige is all about the “grind and hustle” so why wouldn’t you keep going with the lives which makes me think they’ve not had the ability to. Paige would be on the bones of her arse taking 5p from a baby if it was the last thing she done to fund the warehouse ✨EmPiRe✨

Maybe TikTok been giving them a telling off? Maybe too many complaints? 👀🙃
 
elbarto said:
Apparently “taking a break” but Paige is all about the “grind and hustle” so why wouldn’t you keep going with the lives which makes me think they’ve not had the ability to. Paige would be on the bones of her arse taking 5p from a baby if it was the last thing she done to fund the warehouse ✨EmPiRe✨

Maybe TikTok been giving them a telling off? Maybe too many complaints? 👀🙃
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I wondered if they'd been banned from going live by tik tok as they do bam creators
 
pokemon98 said:
I wondered if they'd been banned from going live by tik tok as they do bam creators
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That’s been my thinking, I’ve been busy so not been keeping up with the ✨emPirE✨, has there been negative reviews on their TT shop?

TikTok restricts live access if they get negative reviews as punishment, they get sanctioned. I seen another small business crying about it because someone left them a negative review and got refunded unfairly and it’s what happened to them.


Imagine how much more respect we’d have for her if she was honest but nah, it’s a break, it’s training, it’s Bad Bullshit Energy. ✨
 
Maybe she doesn’t like having to legitimately declare her earnings through TikTok shop 🫠 the tax man must have had his hand out. We all know from Companies House she doesn’t declare everything OR she’s not paid her staff those sky high commissions she claims they get and they’ve refused to go live.
 
KarenFromHR said:
That’s been my thinking, I’ve been busy so not been keeping up with the ✨emPirE✨, has there been negative reviews on their TT shop?

TikTok restricts live access if they get negative reviews as punishment, they get sanctioned. I seen another small business crying about it because someone left them a negative review and got refunded unfairly and it’s what happened to them.


Imagine how much more respect we’d have for her if she was honest but nah, it’s a break, it’s training, it’s Bad Bullshit Energy. ✨
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That’s interesting, she’s mentioned in her meetings many times that the majority of sales are from Tiktok, if true a ban would finish her
 
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